Bastardly Asks: What's In Jessica Simpson's LV Bag?
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Steroids.
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eww, lay off the shoulder excercises Jess
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Steroids? What could possibly be the reason for her taking steroids?
She's not an athlete. She's a singer (barely) and actress (even less so).
Her look should be toned and lean. Not buff.
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Big shoulders are not flattering on women. I don't care what anyone says.
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ULTRA MEGA HOT!!!!
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Steriods?
Cause she's built like a fucking linebacker!
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The incredible she hulk!
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her dumbells
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you see her little sister has the hotter body right now....jessica use to be hot..now it starting to look like a pitbull!!
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What little remains of her show business career?
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Heavy-duty batteries for her vibrators.
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what else is hot besides her boobs??
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200 lbs in her bag. look at her flex!
lol. i guess she'll be competing at those she-male body building competitions soon enough....
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Good genetics, I'm telling you guys. Start looking for genetics to breed with, fuck money and love, genetics so our kids can have hotter people to fuck.
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Tranny alert!
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fuck the haters shes hot. plus look at her luggage... ya shoulders would look hench carrying ya waldrobe around. don't like the dress though... mainly cause it obstructs her sexy legs, yum!
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damn, she was way hotter in the dukes of hazzards
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Since when did she get so thick and manly?
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i dont think she needs bodyguards
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i think jess needs to lay off the weights a little. geez
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she's beautiful. and look at that cute dog!
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Built as in "shoulders as wide as"
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