Bastardly Breaking News!! Jessica Simpson Was Slightly Cold in NYC!
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Jessica Simpson Likes To Eat Meat!!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Jessica Simpson Owns a Rubik's Cube!! (Ok-ok, Maybe)
- Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Simpson Thinks She's Fat!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Simpson BeDazzles plaid!
- Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey Sextape Doesn't Exist!













she's not hot..from the waist down :D
Reply to this Comment
eehhh id put it in her butt
Reply to this Comment
Nice pokies!
Reply to this Comment
Hair is ok, face is fug, body is killer. That's good enough for me. Hell, I'm banging an ungly, fat, bald chick now. Who am I to complain?
Reply to this Comment
You're no one to complain, that's why you're fucking the fat bald chick. Anyone who has sex with fat girls should not be allowed to procreate. Cut your balls off now and quit infected the gene pool. Darwin is turning over in his grave.
To Jessica....may I make children with you?
Reply to this Comment
She needs a face transplant.
Reply to this Comment
who cares
Reply to this Comment
she fine as hell...and dumn as a mother fucker.....the perfect combination!!
what else can you ask for in a bitch!!
Reply to this Comment
Isn't that her mother??
Reply to this Comment
Those breast implants aren't fooling me. I'm 100% convinced that is a man.
Reply to this Comment
those mammary glands...gave me a round trip ticket to bonerville...i'd give her a mammogram with my mouth all night long...
Reply to this Comment
Cheap talentless skank
Reply to this Comment
Caption #1 from woman in the back is hilarious, especially since I'm pretty sure that's her mom. But you know that's probably what she is really thinking. Yep, both your daughters are dumb whores.
Reply to this Comment
Face is fucked big time, but the bod is alright.
Nothing special.
Reply to this Comment
nail :O
Reply to this Comment
that's her mum next to her and they both have the same stubby compact leg syndrome.
ive had enough of those black toe nails her and assley always have
Reply to this Comment
Her boobs have always been too low for me.
Her video for the Dukes of Hazzard movie will be the one shining moment in her life. She's never done it for me, but she was smokin' in that video. I think I'll go watch it now..........
Reply to this Comment
YAHOOOO!!!!
Reply to this Comment
I don't know why, but I think she's cute. Not digging the outfit though, not very flattering. At least she smiles for the camera.
Reply to this Comment
man's face
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!