Audrina Patridge vs Lauren Conrad - A Bastardly Hills Bitches Matchup
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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I'd vote "c" - NEITHER. ON PRINCIPLE.
however, if you put a gun to my head and they were the last two women on earth..i'd probably go with Audrina, begrudgingly. Then I'd just punish fuck her for spite.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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ITS BRITNEY BITCH....
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i've only ever seen that hills garbage twice, but both times i found myself wanting to pound the hell out of audrina. sexually i mean. don't get me wrong, i'd like to slap the shit out of all these stupid reality tv sluts, but for some reason - and i don't know why since she's objectively not *that* hot - i really want to have sex with audrina.
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When did LC turn 40?
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I had to vote Audrina. See Dr. Doom's post above.
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Agree with 4 look'in old.
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Audrina needs to take control of those sleepy eyes of hers
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Would need a weekend, a box of wine and each of these hoe's in 8 hour tantric sex sessions for me to decide which would be better.
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Audrina is beautiful. I'd definitely pick her.
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That ex of audrina Justin prolly took her to mad breeding parties. This chick seems like shed do anything any guy said. Her rack is nice hard to determine which bra size tho
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She has perkier breasts and a better stomach. Lauren can get pudgy at times, so I doubt she knows how to stay healthy and not pig out on Del Taco (TM).
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neither...where is kristin cavallari when you need her? that girl has the drop on both of these cunts.
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good answer davige101...
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i gotta go with LC...the other one looks like a fucking idiot...
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audrina looks like she has down syndrome. she has weird mouth/teeth...needs lips!!! and has really bad droopy eyes.
lauren is 100 times better but is still a pig.
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I agree...good answer davige101.
Am I the only one who thinks Lauren looks fucking scary here?? She looks like a mental patient who was given a bag of make-up.
And why the fuck are either of these two broads famous anyway? I mean c'mon.
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I agree with Jolee that audrina has a wierd look about her. Lauren is kind of average looking to me. Here the makeup sucks, it doesn't suit her at all. Her eyebrows bug me, they have no shape to them. With her money can't she go get them waxed or professionally tweezed???? Or if she does she needs to find a better place.
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I like 2 lips on a face... sorry audie.
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