Jennifer Ellison Brings The Afternoon Links!



- Christina Aguilera Pregnant Boob Watch Continues… [HollywoodTuna]
- Celine Dion Singing Taking Changes [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Airbands doen The Final Countdown [Flabber.nl]
- Sarah Silverman is a horrible monster [Celebslam]
- Britney Spears Comeback Performance [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- supposedly, the "most awaited performance of the year" (right) [The Bastardly Society]

- Noooo RiRi Nooooo!!! [Dlisted]
- Nice outfit Lil' Mama [Tasteful Celebs]
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull [SOW]
- Is Salma Hayek already married? [Cele|bitchy]
- Apple's godfather is Shaun of the Dead [Fatback and Collards]

- Paris Hilton - LAX Nightclub Vegas [RichandBrainless]
- Sharon Osbourne Rolls in the Mud [CityRag]
- Jessica Simpson is Stacked [The Grumpiest]
- Britney had a reason [The Blemish]
- Danielle Lloyd in Maxim UK [Horny Oyster]

- Petra Nemcova cleavage [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Britney Spears Upskirt [DerekHail]
- Rachel Hunter Is Back Lookin' Hot [ChugsAndJugs]
- Petra Nemcova Isn't Convincing? [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Once again, as you guys know, we recently tried to upgrade The Bastardly, but ran into some crippling issues. So with that in hand...


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are her boobs fake??

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 5:37pm
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Ugly face, good body.

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 5:43pm
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i'm with #2DDee ....nice big body...but very ugly face

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 5:58pm
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She's very average.

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 5:59pm
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Brown bag this one from now on.

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 6:22pm
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Spends to much time out in the sun. I give her ten years before she's a walking talking piece of leather!

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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shapeless fat legs

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 7:24pm
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I don't get her appeal, and I like girls. She needs to lose 10 pounds and tone up.

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 7:50pm
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She's got some camel toe action going on.

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 8:05pm
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the boobs look fake to me. Not that I have anything against boob jobs... some look very nice (i.e. Adriana Lima).

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 8:31pm
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She has a good body??? Her breasts look literally look like they are plastic and her thighs are pretty large. Ewww.

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 9:17pm
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bitch is a hot fuckmeat

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 10:32pm
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hehe, she looks like a sausage in that bathing suit.

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 11:19pm
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when i saw this chick's photoshopped pix, i was the only one to say she is nothing special and has an ugly face...yesssssssssss, i was right all along...i can see through the fake! haha

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 11:27pm
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Cute. But that much sun will make her a poster child for leathery skin cancer in a few years.

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 2:06am
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Poor man's Marissa Miller. Plain, Blond, Tan. The only difference is Miller's killer body. So, why is this girl up?

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 3:01am
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compared to some of the UK girls shown on this site - Lloyd, Marsh, Price - Jen's a stunner!

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 5:43am
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jennifer ellison you are such a sexy babe with real tits and a perfect body and you are very good looking to you are my no1 the perfect woman love yah babe

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 9:58am
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Who is this chick and why should we care?
And can we just stop with the FAKE fucking boobs already? I'll take NATURAL beauties (like Eva Mendes for example) ANYDAY over these plastic bullshit Frankenstein creations.

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 10:55am
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those thighs are killer

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 12:30pm
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to all the mugs that cant tell if jens boobs are real or fake they are real 32dd she is real not fake the only fake bits is her hair exstentions the rest is all her she dont need the hair exstentions she looks great with a bob hair cut what a fucking babe she is no what i mean

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 3:38pm
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Uh...no bermondseyboy, we don't know what you mean. Please learn to spell, type, and use punctuation. Then, maybe, we'll understand (some) of what you mean. BTW, how the hell do you know that her boobs are real?
I still don't know who she is and think her boobs are fake.

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 6:58pm
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it's true # 18, compared to all those other lackluster, cheap, fattie brits who are only good for their big saggy tits and broken egg yolk nipples( ie; keely hazell, michelle marsh etc..) she is the best. I've seen prettier girls walking down my street , maybe they should be getting paid.

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 7:44pm
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And I can't type. I meant to say her literally look like they are made of plastic. sorry.

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 9:18pm
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