Linda

She's such a stuck up cunt anyway. Who the fuck is this Cash Money guy anyway?

fuck the WTH she has no ass and no wasit,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

give up on this hoe. not worth the pixels.

she has such a bad attitude its annoying. smile girl...you're rich for no reason!

look at those feet! aaaaaaaaargh
and she cant dress worth shit.

why is this bitch so grumpy all the time? Her sandals are repulsive..

She's got cooties.

She's got a goofy body. Is her leg broken in that last picture?

HAHAHHAHAHA! 10 straight bitch comments. I Love it

poker face

This is a perfect couple if you think about it... let's run the analysis

Cash:

Name = Cash? = total douche name
Style = popped Lacoste collar? = total douche. Madras shorts = total douche
Freeloading = unmanly douche move

J.Alba - is it possible for a female to exhibit douche behavior?

Self-hatred ? Ashamed of her heritage ? Check.
Totally delusion sense of self-importance ? check.
Moronic fashion choices? Oh hell yeah.
Attitude uncommensurate with actual talent to hide deep insecurity ? Double fuck yeah.

These two morons are made for each other.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

She needs a cheeseburger with that coffee.

her bones are starting to show

sorry to disagree but I think shes very HOT her TOES too

She IS hot. She just needs to cheer up.

awww jessica eat something! :( not coffee..stay away from that appetite suppresent (spelling?)

eek..third post..but by "pappazarri" i mean "paparazzi" clearly...=/

ewww plz someone feed hur
something
wif alot of poison
so i dun havta eva hear abouh diz whore again!

She needs to eat food and lift some weights. They should go to the gym together because I bet anyone could just walk up and snap his arm and say, that's my bitch now! You got that, collar popper?

So sick of her constipated face

Her poon must stink ,why else would she date that bozo

they are a hot couple you people need to stop hating

Very soon, that anorexic bitch will die of starvation!

God, a lot of you are a bunch of hateful people! I'd like to see someone take a look at your photographs and see what YOU look like.

why do people retort by saying "oh, i bet you arent half as good looking." As if you're only justification for having an opinion is being attractive? Ridiculous.

ugly glasses. i still think she is pretty. but too stupid

el duderito

look at those feet! aaaaaaaaargh
and she cant dress worth shit.

junglegirl

why is this bitch so grumpy all the time? Her sandals are repulsive..

she as awful, HUGE feet i think there bigger than cashtrated warren, and those sandals?!! now that shes a self hating mexican shes going with her "indian shoe look"
what a stupid cunt. cashtrated and her can have all the herpes filled sex and then shell chain-smoke and drink coffee until her eating disorder kills her.
fucking awesome.
maybe she'll get hit by a semi?

ugly woman

Those toes of hers are nasty! And look at her huge head. Alien head!
I agree: they are both douches. THank you Doom.

Gringo Starr

She’s got a goofy body. Is her leg broken in that last picture?

no, shes pigeon toed. if you look at some other pics/threads of her you notice she dosent stand correctly. correctly= with feet pointing STRAIGHT, not inward like hers.
and those shoes are hideous as well as her ( unGODLY huge ) ugly hammer toe feet

Just your run of the mill skinny, herpes infected ho.

el duderito

look at those feet! aaaaaaaaargh
and she cant dress worth shit.

^ ^ and those SHOES!!!! in pic 1, under the first pic, LOOK at her feet and awful shoes!!!!! "i used to be pigeon toed" says jesSUCKA, well guess what? you....still..ARE
pigeon toed, hammer toed, i mean, her toes are so long she could type a letter with them.

Her toes! Oh my god her toes! *pukes*

Face is pretty though...but these pics aren't great

Mob

Her toes! Oh my god her toes! *pukes*
^ ^ ^ ROFL!!!!! hammer toes! and the shoes are quite fugly as well

they should have named this post "jessica and her fugly feet" LOL

Would it kill her to smile every once in a while. She's been voted one of the hottest chicks on the planet. You'd think that'd be worth a smirk at least.

We used to beat the shit out of assholes like him with the popped collars in school. What a fucking tool, and she's a fucking bitch.

But... He's the bigger bitch for going back. He must be telling all his friends, "I did it all for the nookie", thinking he's cool for nailing Alba. Too bad she looks as if she's frigid.

uhhhhh and shes grumpy bcoz she hates the pappazarri u dumb fcks?!
who asks that?? soooo stupid.

Ewww yuck. Look at her all skin and bones...she aint nowhere near sexy. Jessica, hon...go buy some burgers and have a good meal. And what's with those butt ugly sandals? Why must women wear ugly ass flat sandals like we want to see that. Put on some nice shoes for crying out loud, your RICH!!

and her feet! again... she has monkey hammer toes! like her monkey FACE

Cash is old. and jessica is starving. You can tell. Better smoke some more ciggies, girl.

yay they can go and have dirty herpes sex together.