Bastardly Breaking News!! Keira Knightley Signs Autographs with a Blue Pen!!
Friday, August 31st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

These were snapped @ the Venice Film Festival.
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She's one of those people with very expressive faces. I have the same problem, I look like a goof in nearly every candid shot.
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Damn bitch, EAT !!
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Hideous
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Page 2 is some scary shit.
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NOT A BLUE SHARPIE! SHOCKING!!!
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that heavy eye makeup makes her look like a vampire
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Fat Pig.
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Looks like she's in some serious pain in most of these shots. Probably stabbed herself with her hip bone.
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Wow. The faces are awesome. Eat something.
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I know you guys are jealous because Keira is skinnier than you. Hahahahah!!! Fucking Idiots.
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She needs about a solid week of the bread pudding diet.
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Would you like some skin to go with that skeleton????
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Seriously...She's not even that thin. Seems average to me. Fuck, I'm 5'4 and 80lbs, way thinner than her, and I look pretty average..
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5"4' & 80?
yummy!
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she's got many shoulders
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disgusting...to make it worse, she is wearing dark lipstick and brown eyeshadow on that pale skin...she looks like a god damn zombie
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2 words..she's so funny..XiXiXoXo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bones
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Quote - Headphase: "Seriously…She’s not even that thin. Seems average to me. Fuck, I’m 5′4 and 80lbs, way thinner than her, and I look pretty average"
The two of you should check into an eating disorders clinic for some serious help! Given that your combined weights equate to that of an "average" adult female you might be lucky and score a 2-for-1 discount. But for now it's best if you make your way to the nearest McDonald's and make fat your friend.
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I hate the chicks that get on here and post..defending these fuglies and comparing themselves to them...like anyone cares about your dimensions in comparison to Kira. Kira looks like a well hydrated mummy.
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She's a wonderful girl but I just don't understand - why doesn't she eat? She would be perfect if she became more feminine by gaining some weight. These sharp bones can't be sexy. No envy, just pity.
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I think Keira is absolutely beautiful. She's a very sweet girl, too, or seems so from her interviews. Yes, she's a little thin, but I honestly think it looks good on her, and I believe that it's a genetic thing for her. If she was honestly anorexic and self-conscious about her body, she would NOT have worn a stomach-baring top to a movie premiere.
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lol @ all the other anorexic chicks saying she is just "a little thin." You have got to be kidding me, this chick is looks like Jack from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Nothing sexy about looking like a walking corpse.
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its SO DAMN funny how chicks go she's so pretty or I'm skinnier than her... haha
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she still looks gorgeous to me
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