Maybe Hayden and her monkey toes are smuggling in Megan Fox and her incredibly short thumbs.....Quick someone throw her into the chopper blades before the world is running rampant with the pitter patter of midgets with oddly shaped digits!
Sorry....Caitie......I tried to contain the bad jokes.......
Shit, why did they have to make all the hot guys on the show her siblings? Milo is her uncle, so no chance of seeing them make out on the show, the other guy is her biological father and the old guy is her adoptive father. I guess the show's writers don't think she's sexy or something.
Jesus fucking Christ, do you people on this site always have to criticize every celebrity, even if there's nothing fucking wrong with them (Hayden is an example given). SERIOUSLY, are you people MORE PHYSICALLY, FUCKING MORE "FLAWLESS" LOOKING THAN HER? I doubt not one of you is a muscle-toned body builder. And she needs "all that" luggage, because apparently she's a girl. Do you not get out?
she is actually carrying building supplies to construct her own starbucks...in case whereever she is flying to...doesn't have one...that or magnum condoms...she is available to the big boys after all...
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Those pants are fucking gross. I don't care how comfortable they are, they look disgusting.
Also, Mr. Bennett is a pedophile... OMG!
.......... because she's moving in by me.
Quick call Customs, the bags are filled with more midgets!!!!!
Christ, those fingers on her feet make her an ape almost. Can she grab things with them?
I bet one of those suitcases is full of dildos and butt plugs.
Maybe she is smuggling drugs.
Maybe Hayden and her monkey toes are smuggling in Megan Fox and her incredibly short thumbs.....Quick someone throw her into the chopper blades before the world is running rampant with the pitter patter of midgets with oddly shaped digits!
Sorry....Caitie......I tried to contain the bad jokes.......
Shit, why did they have to make all the hot guys on the show her siblings? Milo is her uncle, so no chance of seeing them make out on the show, the other guy is her biological father and the old guy is her adoptive father. I guess the show's writers don't think she's sexy or something.
this is one strong little ant!!!
Nice grammatical error in the title...
Katana... haha, yeah, late nights kill all proof reading accuracy.
boring
Jesus fucking Christ, do you people on this site always have to criticize every celebrity, even if there's nothing fucking wrong with them (Hayden is an example given). SERIOUSLY, are you people MORE PHYSICALLY, FUCKING MORE "FLAWLESS" LOOKING THAN HER? I doubt not one of you is a muscle-toned body builder. And she needs "all that" luggage, because apparently she's a girl. Do you not get out?
she is actually carrying building supplies to construct her own starbucks...in case whereever she is flying to...doesn't have one...that or magnum condoms...she is available to the big boys after all...
midget
How come the cast is all traveling together?
It's like a Heroes class field trip.
They're full of donuts & pr0n.
Hmm.. she's always all over the dude that plays her dad on 'Heroes..'
#14...dude, lighten up. you're taking this shit waaay too seriously.
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