Surprise, Surprise! Jessica Alba Had Dinner With Cash Warren!
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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She doesn't look like she's having a good time !
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He can have her anorexic ass, I don't give a fuck about her anymore. She's so emaciated now it's hard to even imagine the goddess she once was. I hope you enjoy her bony, cold, herpes filled vagina Cash, you've earned it.
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she seems to be so whiny, boring, vapid, and high maintenance. i dont know the bitch, but thats just the vibe i get. makes her way less attractive. and the fact that she doesnt want to be considered a latina is a whole different story...
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Damn it...i have to say she is skinnier day by day...but i still like her a lot....and she does look really sad in those pictures..
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She's got herpes.
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really don't care anymore..any extra Mena Suvari pics kickin' around instead?
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She is seriously ill.
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She's got something wrong with her mouth.
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She looks like shit. I fucking hate anorexic bitches!
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she looks depressed. i actually feel kinda bad. the scary part is that the camera adds ten pounds. yikes.
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Coke whore diet.
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#2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8,9,10,11, 13 = gay
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i like the dress =D
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She does look like shit! I think the herpes is eating away at her! Can't believe she's back with the moocher! You know he doesn't have any money haha
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#14 = faggot
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she looks miserable, how can Cash put up with her..I bet she's a real bitch.
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She looks really, really bad! :[
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when she goes to dinner, she should eat it. she's normally smokin hot
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see da reality ppl
always hated hur
always will
jessica plzz
die off bulemia
or anorexia:)
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he can keep her and her herpes.
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i dont really like her because she looks like she has a bad attitude but that is a fabulous dress!
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fuck shes lookin skinny
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I think she's in a race with Angelina Jolie on who can disappear from earth the fastest via starvation.
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I think the breakup was a publicity stunt.
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she looks sad, cause she's starving!
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Her head looks bigger and bigger as her body shrinks. Lollipop head.
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skinny!
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walker
She looks emaciated. Yuck. Notice how her legs are still chunky, though. Those are some meaty calves.
^ ^ lol, maybe if smacky D can get her cankles around her head he can get her herpes
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Azz, yeah actually she is whiny and just a plain b*tch.
"I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness."
"The paps? I could give two shits about them."
"I don't know why people are so obsessed with my ass."
"I have curves, I can't help it. My aunts are fat."
Shut your fat mouth.
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i fucking hate this twerp.
moe and jackson, riddle me this: shes got herpes and you STILL think shes the hottest, sexiest, nicest, coolest, sweetest cunt in the world?! LMAO!
she thinks shes gods gift, has noi talent, except if you think binging and purging whichis fucking disgusting, i would NEVER date let alone KISS a girl that voluntarally throws up her food.
this girl is just a turd covered in glitter, and now she and parasite hilton have a few more things in common!
bad nose jobs
herpes
no talent
no looks
no brains
concieted
rude
racist
stuck up
thinks she shits ice cream
is that enough?
she isnt looking too skinny, people, TRUST. the top half is thin, not abnormally thin, but thin, and below her B button, its ALL lard and celulite.
she needs to get her GIANT egotistical head out of her GIANT dimply VD-ridden ass.
and who knows? maybe shes got more! LOL couldnt have happened to a better candidate
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damn adam? wtf?? do u even know her? u dont even have the right to talk bout someone like dat let alone ms alba...you're fcuked buddy! =s
anywho! as a jessica alba loverrrrrr i have to say in the second pic shes beyond recognition ..its really sad. and instead of writing vapid..insulting comments could u show some fkn respect..shes obviously suffering from her eating disorder again..coz shes skinnier now than she was back in the dark angel days (when she said she had an eating disorder)
u ppl are too weird..where the hell are u living that u get to say she aint pretty? woo boy..stop watching that porn and get out of the house already!! =|
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yeah yeah "whatever" what areyou going to do? LOL tell on me?
like anyone cares, no one likes this stuck up piece of racist asshole.
"whatever" go ahead, take her, her herpes and have a nice life together while she barfs in your mouth so she can "be skinny". wow, thats gross, you like vomit
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whatever get a life
ur defending som,e shitty whore
dat gives no shit abouh u
aite
instead of defending hur bony ass
get ur self some glasses
and luk at da real alba
CLICK DA NAME!
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whats the point of wasting 200 dollars on a meal if all shes gonna do is throw it up anyway?
what a waste.
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When the fuck did she get man shoulders? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh why do they resent food so much in Hollywood, t's completely and utterly ridiculous to look like this. She doesnøt even look human, she looks like a walking zombie. It has come to the point where Cash is the hotter of the two, and that's just sad to me..
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And by bad, I meant sick.
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She looks emaciated. Yuck. Notice how her legs are still chunky, though. Those are some meaty calves.
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She must really hate herself.
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jessica_alba_holds_grudges_for.php#com...
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