Audrina Patridge & Lauren Conrad - A Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy




Supposedly they went home in the same limo after the 2007 Teen Choice Awards...

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24 Scandalous Comments

That looks way slammable.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 3:03pm

Lauren cleans up nice. She looks pretty good here.

To me she looks just like a younger version of Ben Stiller's wife (I always forget her name).

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 3:15pm

I don't get the appeal of these two muppets. Not that hot. Boring. Retarded. Please explain this to me.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 3:37pm

Lauren has a really really pretty face, but she doesnt seem to be very photogenic because she doesnt look good in her pictures. also her body is strange. lauren is very skinny but she looks chubby sometimes...she has no waste, her shoulders are too broad, and her head is too big for her body.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 3:48pm

Average sorority chick type hookers.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 4:07pm

b-don:

isn't this more than enough proof that these dumb whores are not hot ? ... I mean every fucking posts on these two wastes of space... it's the same comments on how they don't photograph well, weird looking, etc. Whatever. Face it people, these are some mediocre ass bitches. They should just go join a sor-whore-ity at USC and just fucking disappear.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 4:14pm

Not hot. Fuckable, but definitely not hot.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 4:23pm

#7 I agree.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 4:39pm

why the fuck are these whores famous???????????

god i fucking hate MTV.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 4:43pm

They went home together because they live toghether, not because they went to have dirty lesbian sex. Lauren is way too controlled to ever do such a thing. Audrina is a freaky looking whore with psycho eyes and an awkward laugh.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 4:48pm

well if no one likes them....i'll take them gladly!!...and i'll fuck the 2 of them until they cry...

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 4:52pm

I just assumed she was famous because she was remotely related to my Wild Wild West hero Robert Conrad. But I guess they aren't related or it would get milked for everything it is worth.
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Do these ladies party alot? I figure one way to get them "scared straight" would be to have them wake up naked next to me after an all-night drinking binge. I would consider it my public service to the world.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 5:12pm

its christine taylor #2

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 5:52pm

back seat of a stretch limo, these babes a little tipsy on champagine, and me. That's about all to make me happy for the rest of my life.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 6:02pm

I find them both ugly, especially the brunette. She looks so retarded it's scary.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 6:16pm

that dark haired girl is a doofy thing- she has NO upper lip at all!!! weird..the other one looks like carmen electra

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 6:31pm

double loads for both of them!

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 6:47pm

the bitch on the left looks like an air head...i would stain some sheets with the one in the blue though...

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 10:39pm

They want to share a Facial of my man goo

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 @ 12:40am

fugly and WAY to much damn make up, at least they eased up on the fake tan though, the dark haired one looks a little bit special.

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 @ 4:16am

I agree with others here, the brunette has that "duh" look in her eyes all the time. The other girl Lauren, is constantly hamming it up for the camera. They are only famous because someone chose to film their every move. Big deal.

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 @ 11:45am

Ok, so I think they are definitely not worth knowing about, but I will admit they are both pretty and have cute figures. In defense of not photographing well, I happen to be horrible in front of the camera and often photograph looking nothing like myself. I am expressive and the camera tends to catch awkward micro expressions.

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 @ 1:17pm

I just messed myself.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 @ 11:32am

LC looks like a ventriliquist puppet

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 @ 5:47pm

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