Bastardly Breaking News!! Eva Mendes Smokes!!



And remember, yesterday we learned that Jessica Alba smokes, as well. So yes, the price of staying sexy is bad breath & cancer---two things I'm not particularly concerned about if I had a chance @ either of these ladies.

Why?

Well, bad breath can be solved by gum & mouthwash.

And, as for cancer...everyone's gotta go sometime, right?


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i don't like the cigarrets smokers....if they smoke anything else i'm cool with that!!!!...

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 4:12pm
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Nice recommendation bastards... But hell I can't judge, I'm a smoker too...

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 4:27pm
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you can smoke, but just not around me.

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 4:34pm
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her face looks fucked up...her jaw is about to pop out of her face

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 6:33pm
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and smokers dont know how bad they stink...this one girl came and sit next to me at school and the god damn smell cut my throat...smokers smell like cigarettes all the time and they dont even know it!

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 6:35pm
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Nice eyes, that's about it. I think she needs more protein and to tone up. Kind of cute body, but borders on "skinny-fat".

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 7:06pm
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i bask in the tabacoo inhanced embience. as long as she let me hit twice over

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 7:18pm
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yeah smokers smells like shit all the time..their house, their clothes, breath, hands, everything smells like god damn shit.. On a brighter note they don't stick around for long, do they?

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 7:21pm
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Smoke the herb, not the rat poison, dumb bitch.

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 2:09am
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who cares

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 6:51am
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she's got a bangable body, but that fucking mole on her face has got to GO

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 11:59am
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Papi, I'd cover that mole with goo, if you know what I mean.

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 1:53pm
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Crosses another smoker off my list :-(

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 3:03pm
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Been on the Bastardly site for sometime now and whoever this "d55" person is sounds like a complete delusional slag. Me thinks ripping apart these, obviously attractive, females is your way of filling that gaping hole in your own self esteem. Think it's about time to log off the computer.

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 5:24pm
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Perfect example of a buttaface

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 5:48pm
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Too bad cuase I think it ages the crap out of you! Yeah I saw Albatross with her pack but I don't give a sh*t about her bony ass. Eva's way better.

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 7:24pm
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she is average,but she has a nice sexy body.

Sunday, August 26th, 2007 @ 8:46pm
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never really found her hot anyway..this just clinched it.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 7:06am
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The mole has gotta go, Smoking is ok she still has a bangable body.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 3:52pm
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sat*

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 6:35pm
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