Bastardly Breaking News!! Eva Mendes Smokes!!
Friday, August 24th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

And remember, yesterday we learned that Jessica Alba smokes, as well. So yes, the price of staying sexy is bad breath & cancer---two things I'm not particularly concerned about if I had a chance @ either of these ladies.
Why?
Well, bad breath can be solved by gum & mouthwash.
And, as for cancer...everyone's gotta go sometime, right?
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Katherine Heigl is Still a Smoker!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Piper Perabo is a Smoker!!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Eva Mendes Had A Great Workout! Lots of Sweat!
- Surprise, Surprise! Katherine Heigl Photographed Smoking!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Jessica Alba Smokes & Is Still Sleeping w/ Cash Warren!












i don't like the cigarrets smokers....if they smoke anything else i'm cool with that!!!!...
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Nice recommendation bastards... But hell I can't judge, I'm a smoker too...
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you can smoke, but just not around me.
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her face looks fucked up...her jaw is about to pop out of her face
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and smokers dont know how bad they stink...this one girl came and sit next to me at school and the god damn smell cut my throat...smokers smell like cigarettes all the time and they dont even know it!
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Nice eyes, that's about it. I think she needs more protein and to tone up. Kind of cute body, but borders on "skinny-fat".
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i bask in the tabacoo inhanced embience. as long as she let me hit twice over
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yeah smokers smells like shit all the time..their house, their clothes, breath, hands, everything smells like god damn shit.. On a brighter note they don't stick around for long, do they?
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Smoke the herb, not the rat poison, dumb bitch.
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who cares
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she's got a bangable body, but that fucking mole on her face has got to GO
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Papi, I'd cover that mole with goo, if you know what I mean.
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Crosses another smoker off my list :-(
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Been on the Bastardly site for sometime now and whoever this "d55" person is sounds like a complete delusional slag. Me thinks ripping apart these, obviously attractive, females is your way of filling that gaping hole in your own self esteem. Think it's about time to log off the computer.
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Perfect example of a buttaface
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Too bad cuase I think it ages the crap out of you! Yeah I saw Albatross with her pack but I don't give a sh*t about her bony ass. Eva's way better.
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she is average,but she has a nice sexy body.
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never really found her hot anyway..this just clinched it.
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The mole has gotta go, Smoking is ok she still has a bangable body.
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sat*
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