Heidi Montag Went To The Beach!
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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They're still spectacular.
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Why so much fucking complain about the fakes!!! who gives a shit!!!! they are awsome!!!!!....this bitch has a great body!!!HOT HOT!
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another starving white broad , what the hell is up with you guys liking girls with the body of a 12 year old
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A 12 year old wit some big-ass titties!
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Fake or not... i'd %$% the hell out of her as long as she didnt talk. ever.
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She looks hungry in those pics. I can tell she's dieting hardcore because that's how I look when I'm on my eleventh day of a water and salad diet!
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Kim Stewart definitely has a weirder body than her - though I think they're both look a bit hungry. Skin is better toned than Stewart's too, which seems curiously white even for someone of that type of a complexion.
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it is interesting to me that everyone that complains about the bodies of these women use 12 years old as the comparison age
why not 13?
why not 11?
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YEP! That's the body of an 11-13 year old all right. NOT!
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I think she looks awesome. I don't mind fake boobs especially if they're really done well. Hers aren't the best I've seen but are ok. Why does she have the body of a 12 yo? It's called not being fat and in shape she could maybe gain some weight but she is not unhealthy skinny looking. What's with more than half of posters everywhere complaining about fake tits? In real life I hardly ever hear guys complaining about a girl having fake tits. I think most guys even girls like them and the internet is a skewed representation of what is actually true.
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i like her body but she needs a lil bit more hips and oh my god, those are some very nasty tits...
#9,
guys that just wanna fuck chicks dont mind the fake tits but when a man wants a chick to settle down with, i am sure fake tits would be a disadvantage - who would wanna be stuck with a pair of rock hard tits to play with for life?
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of course there are exceptions so dont come and tell me that you know a friend whose wife has fake tits and they are happily married haha
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she is a skeleton with bolt ons.
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She should consider getting some butt implants also. Maybe a face transplant too.
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pic on page 4. wtf.
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Ugly and annoying. But she does have nice tits
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I can see your point d55. Girls you just want to fuck aren't necessarily goddesses but have some very desirable feature(s) that attracts you to them even if only for a short time.
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VERY hot. Nice shape. And the fake tits? Spectacular.
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Horseface HEidi??????
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Horseface Heidi! You said it the best jungle girl. At best she is rich white trash.....Although I have to say my knees were a little weakened by the shower shots. It only took me a second to recover, because I remember what a complete and utter fake she is........Oh yeah and mean and heartless.......Bitch needs to get some reality implants cause her 15 minutes will be up soon.
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I've never experienced fake titties. I should try them and then make up my mind. Until then, they look awesome. And her fiance/financier...He fucks donkey's asses.
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Hot bod. face is a little Mr. Ed for me
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#17,
yeah thats true
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she looks great in a bikini...horseface or not...
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Fake or not, they are nice. Not ridiculously big!
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seriously, she does have a twelve year old's body minus the balloon titties. i'd probably fuck her, but would probably have to put a bag over this donkey. maybe even double it.
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I think she has a great body, tiny waist and wide hips and long legs.
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NICE POOPER
(Her tits are great to and I don't like implants - good job Doc)
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too much space in between her fake boobs. plus, she looks really average.
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screaming "I'M A WHORE"
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awesome bikini on the last pics!
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eww gross they prolly dont even bounce.. i wonder what her natural ones looked like.. anyone know?
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@ 32 she didnt have any!
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i didn't find her hot...
she doesn't have that sexy butt!! :(
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Wat is all this "she has a 12 year old body" bullshit!?
Have you not seen 12 year olds these days!?
They do NOT have bodies like this, they have the kind of body you can only achieve after insane consumption of McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut and so on..
Unless of course, you mean 12 year olds in AFRICA..
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wow.... what a sexy girl.........she has wonderful boobs, and a perfect body. she would be perfect for me....... these incredible boobs are so hot........WOW
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