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Men....she's huge...and look at those big old titi's...my god!!!....hope she don't stay like that after the birth.....

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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She s tottaly fat. I dont know why they dont call her fat. Just because she is pregnant. Then you have fat chicks just like her and you call them not hot because they arnt preggy. So even fat woman are hot,

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 2:13pm
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she looks like a gamn damn ball....one push, she'd go rolling down the street...never found the bitch hot...her short legs are accentuated even more when she is pregnant...and platform shoes on pregnant women are pathetic...she must know she looks so short and stucky

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 2:26pm
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I agree with d55.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 2:33pm
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Chick's pregnant for fucks sake....I bet your mothers were tripple the size when they carried you....

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 2:35pm
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She is so overrated.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 2:51pm
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it seems like she's been pregnant for years. fucking pop already.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 2:57pm
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Poor dear can't even get her shoes on....then again, they probably don't even fit her anymore.

She still looks healthy and happy.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 3:09pm
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Damn that baby is in for some serious obesity issues if this woman keeps gaining weight. Pregnant women think they can eat as much as they want and get as fat as they want when preggers but the recommended weight gain is no more than 20 lbs! Salma's gained at least 50...

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 3:13pm
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I do agree with the caption attributed to the pink shirt guy in the cover picture. She looks great and I know her boyfriend/fiance/husband is proud of himself for knocking up that beautiful woman.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 3:26pm
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Jesus Christ, it looks like she's going to give birth to a full-sized cow.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 3:33pm
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She looks like a cow.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 4:05pm
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I agree with the captioned black man. I would fuck her senseless, the baby too.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 4:21pm
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she is so fuckin gorgeous.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 4:35pm
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She's half lebanese. Anyways I never found her hot either especially in the Quentin tarantino Vampire Movie where she wore that ugly bikini and stuck her ugly feet in that guys mouth. She is short, fat boring and ugly and she has a Popeye looking jaw. She has a ugly accent too!

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 4:44pm
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craptastic thats true

they like tall lanky girls with average faces, and with flat pancake asses, just flat straight bodies, hey, but thats their bad taste, atleast the better looking ones are left out for other man to take.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 4:47pm
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ugly? god, what kind of bad taste do you people have? atleast if you said she was average, but ugly is just going way to far.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 4:49pm
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Ugly, short, fat, stinky, mexican lookin burritto, with a big old Popeye looking face.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 4:53pm
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i bet she looks way better than you even pregnant.

im pretty sure about that.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 4:58pm
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Damn, looks like she´s about to explode! Face doesn´t look too good either, but I bet the titties look real nice and juicy.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 5:04pm
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Damn even Nicole Ritchie looks sexier pregnant. Salma just looks like a fat beach ball.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 5:08pm
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she's not overrated. but for such a little person she sure did gain a lot of weight. i hope she loses it again, we all know her body can be hot hot hot

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 5:19pm
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You peeps are being pretty mean. I have been pretty mean to her too because she has used her pregnancy to gain a ton of weight. I actually thought this was a better picture of her though until I saw it close up. She isn't going to pop-she is going to splatter! Anyway, she will have her scheduled c/section like almost all of Hollywood women do. Don't want to go through the pain of real childbirth plus she will have a teeny little scar that no one will see. It has got to be soon. BTW, she now has cankles. She will lose weight but never be the B actress she was before.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 7:03pm
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Salma is one of the perennially hot actresses. But these pics don't make her look so good.

It's like she is wearing a bedsheet. It's sad because a woman can look very beautiful while pregnant.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 8:12pm
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that chin is giving the titties and the belly a run for most protruding feature...

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 9:00pm
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Unpregnant this chick is hot...so what if she gained sum weight...at least she's not all anerexic and shit and cares about the kid she's carrying. Believe me, she'll bounce back from pregnancy quicker than your mothers (or wives) have.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 9:22pm
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Anorexic women look 10 times better than her.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 9:47pm
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oooo salma....not a good look hunny....

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 11:08pm
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nelly

your boyfriend probably has horrible taste, if he thinks all actresses are beautiful except for salma, because many actresses are ugly or average, theres only a little bit of actresses that can be called beautiful or hot.

well people that i know that have high standards call her beautiful or hot, theres people that i know that have bad taste, low standard and they dont think she is hot, they prefer other hispanic girls that are not even close to salma.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 11:36pm
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and nelly what are you trying to prove? that only because your boyfriend does not like her means that most people dont and that he actually has good taste, i bet he lies to you and tells you that you look way better than her.

most people think she is hot.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 11:42pm
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I'd baste the baby.

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 1:39am
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i think she looks beautiful!

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 2:20am
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she still smokin' hot and i would gladly suck those tits dry!

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 2:56am
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she looks like she is in so much pain

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 3:18am
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hot sexy mama! she looks fierce! :P

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 7:24am
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Salma Hayek's hot. But just because she's pregnant doesn't mean she should ignore the fact that big women should NEVER wear pink. Slap some ears and a curly tail on her and there ya go. Same for guys, but fat or not, you (hopefully) will never see a guy wearing a pink outfit. Maybe it's cool for some (gays), but if your a straight dude or fat chick, stay away from the pink clothes. Either that or biker bars...

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 8:36am
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You people are obviously a bunch of mexican burritos to say this lady is hot. My ex said that, and he thinks Jennifer Aniston, Cindy Crawford and every other actress was hot. by the way I dont give a shit who the hell he finds hot and who he thinks is ugly my life doesn't revolve around somebody elses opinion. I know somebody who says shannon elizabeth is beautiful. Anyways most people dont like her you guys just say she's hot because your either a Mexican Burrito, or an ass kissing white person, or just somebody who like's boring ugly fat short women. She also has an ugly Popeye looking face with big, ugly boobs that she showed off having sex with Antonio Banderas in Desperado.

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 10:29am
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by the way Im not trying to prove anything that was my ex boyfriend that said that anyways. You get opinions that you hear in your daily life and then you have the opinions on Bastardly which are actually very different. Most men have no clue who Alessandra, Adriana LIma, Petra Nemocova, Stacy Kiebler, even Aishwarya Rai are preety much unknown women to the average male. I just happened to watch Desperado with my ex and he called Salma Hayek boxface.

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 10:34am
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^^ agree wiht you 100%

"Mexican Burrito" LOL

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 3:53pm
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nelly

that is not true at all, and she is only half mexican.

my mexican friend does not find her hot, and ive heard italian guys say she is hot, they wouldnt lie about that, you dont know what guys like, they all have different taste, my boyfriend is white and he thinks she is hot too, she may have a square jaw, but she has beautiful features, thats my opinion and there are many guys who find her beautiful, you people are in the minority.

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 4:10pm
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weird people* must be a Mexican...a little too defensive today aren't we?

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 9:58pm
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or FAT for that matter...damn fat girls always start to get angry on these blogs..Jeez calm down..must be all that extra fat in their bodies thats making them go crazy.

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 10:01pm
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Jennifer Aniston is NOT hot...and never will be. Salma is very pretty, I thought so from the moment I saw her in From Dusk till Dawn. Lots of actresses are not hot, btw...look at Kirsten Dunst, Gwen Paltrow, Renee Zellwegger, Drew Barrymore, etc. Salma is hot compared to those broads.

That being said, she has gained quite a bit of weight, but Hollywood actresses have the best resources. After a few bouts with an over priced personal trainer and specially prepared meals, she'll be just fine.

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 10:13pm
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jungle girl

dont talk if you dont know how i look like, im probably skinnier than you, im really skinny, even if i wasnt mexican ill still think salma is hot, and i dont look like salma at all, but i appreciate beauty from every race, i prefer,indian,persian,asian,, or any exotic looks, white girls are too plain.

people think im half white and half asian anyways, so why would i defend someone that does not even look like me? yeah its easy for a less attractive girl than salma to criticize since we dont know how you look like.

dont be mad cause she is more beautiful than you (when she was skinny) sorry you are a plain looking white girl.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 12:11am
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White girls are not plain at all they come in blondes, redheads, brunettes, brown eyes, blue eyes, some are skinny some have medium builds, some like country some like rock. They have different accents some are short and some tall. China and India are the most populated countries on the earth so therefore Asian women are the most boring they all look the same, same hair and eyes their all over this damn earth and personally their ugliness makes this world an ugly place. Beauty is a rare thing nowadays. Anyways I find Salma Hayek to be ugly as fuck her tits are ugly too. her hair looks like charcoal she reminds me of shit. and thats gonna be one ugly kid she ends up haveing.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 6:14am
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Weird People, stop wasting your time arguing with this person (yes, one person...it is one ugly white asshole posting with different IDs to make a point, to look like people agree with her or him...look that all the comments have the very same grammar, spelling, punctuation and "thoughts").

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 2:50pm
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And yes, the fact she´s pregnant is not an excuse for putting on so much weight. She got carried away with the pies I think...Anyway, considering she is going to marry a filthy rich French dude, she probably stopped worrying about getting other men or looking attractive to them.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 2:55pm
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what the hell, me jealous of white woman,

its rare for me to see a pretty white woman, if i was jealous of someone it would be indian woman,but white? that is a insult, i have a nice complexion, i wouldnt change it, i am as skinny as a white girl and i dont like it cause most of the time they dont have asses, and they get too much surgery and i dont find pale girls sexy at all, its nasty, white girls have to get tan to look sexy.

and exotic is more interesting, yeah white girls look boring to me, unless they are mix with asian or indian anything else too look exotic and im bi and most white girls i see have really nice bodies but the face is average or below.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:03pm
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sarah,

i dont want to insult white girls either because they are cool people, but i dont find them interesting looking or that attractive, i dont find pale skin sexy, i prefer exotic girls, they are beautiful and sexy. that is what i like.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:08pm
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lol @ #56, you're absolutely right, dat bitch has no life so she does exactly that all day. Post 20 times on a blog with different names. l - o - s - e - r

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:39pm
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does anyone notice that most of the people that say salma is ugly on every other post are girls.

some girls on here are really haters, they say she has a square manly jaw, but there is really isnt any other bad things to say about salmas face, she has a beautiful face.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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Yes I totally agree Salma Hayek is fat, ugly and unsexy. Nasty stinkin ugly fat spic bitch. Go back to Mexico you ugly fat strawberry picking stinkin piece of shit who does fucking boring ass movies anyways and has an ugly accent. Kiera Knightley and the big nose Brody guy looked way better having sex than fuckin, fukkin fucken, (hah, hah, hah,) Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas in desperado, desprido

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 4:45pm
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And Im more rich than that ugly fat spic will ever be. Oh and her baby will sure as fuck be an ugly kid just like her.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 4:47pm
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look now she changed her name to diamond, and she is acting racist, hehe, what a loser, and hater she is, she wished she looked like salma, they put her in movies cause of her beauty, not her acting skills, her acting skills are just ok. i bet she looks better than your ghost ass, come on post a picture.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 4:53pm
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Why is Diamond (one of many screen names) calling Salma a spic? Its one thing to say she is unattractive, but whats with the racism? She is half hispanic, half Lebonese btw, so why not attack the rest of her ancestry? Why? Because you obviously have a BIG problem with Mexicans.

Besides, Kate Hudson and Julia Roberts gained tons of weight too. HELLO people, pregnancy calls for weight gain. And like someone said b4, she'll lose it quicker than the "average" woman because she has gobs of money.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 9:35pm
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ewwwwww Salma Looks like an ugly old witch with her skraggly hair. Why would I want to look like a witch. If i wanted to look like her I would say nice things about her. Its also mandatory that some celebs have to be of another race anyways because all races live in the US. Which Im actually happy about because it give's me an excuse to be this way.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 10:22pm
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"it gives me an excuse to be this way"

what way is that...retarded? I don't care how you look. You're a freak either way.

We already know your opinion, and now you know mine, so STFU.

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 8:40am
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diamond everything you say is a joke

you are just making me laugh, theres nothing you can possibly say that will affect the way other people see salma, the only people that criticize are jealous girls or racist people which makes me laugh because its not the truth. its not easy to find something mean to say about salma so you are making things up now. yeah she is getting fat but shell get thin again, and her jaw is square but she has very beautiful features, which makes you ignore the jaw.

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 4:29pm
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Weird People...I did not say anything bad about you preferring exotic looking women. I was just trying to warn you about this person who is posting under many different IDs. Just ignore him or her. You fight this kind of loser by ignoring him or her, not by paying attention at his/her stupid comments.

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 6:08pm
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#71

yeah, i know, i was not attacking you sarah, i was attacking that racist jealous girl, ive seen her different ids on all of salma hayeks comments.

she is so jealous she has to change her name to make it seem as if its a different person cause there are not many people who talk bad about salma.

thanks for telling me.

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 8:14pm
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weird people,
i also dont think salma is beautiful...i agree with most posts that say she has a square face and absolutely nothing special about her face....this might break your heart but she had a nose job done, which i think made her look worse since her old nose suited her face better...to me, she is your typical Latin girl...I suggest you dont categorize people, assuming they have to be jealous not to find someone good looking...the only reason why i felt the need to reply is because it is irritating seeing you come up with such strong theories, saying anyone who doesnt find her good looking/beautiful must be jealous...before you claim things like that, remember these people can very well turn the tables around on you and say the same thing about you when you dont find someone good looking, and as i recall, there has been times where you posted shit about people that you didnt find attractive...just because you are bi doesnt mean you can be the judge of who is truly beautiful who is not...so whenever someone disagrees with you, do not bring up the fact that you are bi...you can even be 100% hardcore lezbian but that doesnt justify anyone's beauty because it will still be your own opinion...here is somthing you should remember...i am not saying this because i am looking down on you but i truly think you are way younger than I am and you should remember this while trying to argue with people - never ever assume people will think like you and never ever assume you know people better than they know themselves esp when it comes to their own personal taste...you can make predictions and such but saying things like "you must be jealous or be blonde or ugly pasty, etc etc" makes you look very funny because i can guarantee there is not 1 % jealousy in my body regarding this chick...so it amuses me seeing you talk so confidently, knowing you are not right

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 2:36am
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Your right and by the way weird people how do you even know what jealousy is? I bet your very familiar with that emotion do you experience jealousy a lot. You seem like a jealous person. Why dont you tell me what jealousy feels like cause i have never felt jealousy in my life. Are you jealous of all the white blondes? Because they get hot guys. Because white women probably get away with everything. And you just pick strawberrys out in the fields and clean houses for a living. Do you clean a white girls house or something? I read somewhere all the rich people in Latin America are white. Does that make you jealous too. Look up the elite!

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 9:46am
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no, i attacked her because she changes her name on all salmas post, go check them out, its fine she doesnt find her attractive but she is being racist, and it sounds like she is a hater by pointing out small things.

when i go to someone i dont find attarctive i dont criticize and go to all of their posts to write something mean because its my opinion not jealousy, i dont need to do that or change my name to not sound jealous.

jealous of blonde hair, yeah right, i dont even look mexican. people never even guess im from there, which sometime i dont like, i look half european and half asian, and oj simpson got away with murder, so you think he is handsome, i see many average and ugly white girls, no way would i like to look like them, but most do have nice bodies, ill
give you that.

by the way im 20 years old

and i wasnt talking about you d55, i havent seen you go back to any old posts of salma and changed your name so i know you are not jealous, im not talking about you.

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 4:52pm
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mel,
you kinda had a good start but got pretty pathetic towards the middle and died in the end. I am not white white or blonde so that was a low blow when you said..
"Are you jealous of all the white blondes? Because they get hot guys." that is something a 2nd grader would say.

"Because white women probably get away with everything."...wtf does that even mean?

"And you just pick strawberrys out in the fields and clean houses for a living." what is wrong with someone trying to make an honest life ex: cleaning houses?

"I read somewhere all the rich people in Latin America are white." sooooooooo?

"Look up the elite!" well, are you in the elite group? if you are and they are all like you, elite should be replaced with the word "truly sad."

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 7:55pm
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d55,

see thats what im talking about, she thinks white girls are the most beautiful, hehe, well its funny what mel writes, and she is attacking salma because she is a racist white girl.

dont defend her, she would probably stab your back since you are not white and im not white either.

i just dont like racist people and they are proud of being racist, if only they knew how retarded their racist remarks sound and how foolish uneducated they sound, they dont know, its sad and funny at the same time.

Sunday, August 26th, 2007 @ 8:15pm
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She really knows how to work the pregnant titties...

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 2:16pm
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stocky* heh

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 2:27pm
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she is considered a beautiful woman, doesnt matter what any of you say, i prefer short than bigfoot. she is beautiful, and she doesnt have big nasty rat feet, and a long ass lanky body.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 3:14pm
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hahaha white americans have such shitty taste in women. Selma is one hot piece of Mexican ass!

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 4:36pm
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Wow, she really looks like crap. Like junglegirl said, even though she's pregnant, she got a little too carried away with her appetite. Also her high heels make her look even fatter, like she's teetering down the street and could trip and roll away at any second.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 4:53pm
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HOnestly I have only met 3 people in my life who thought she was hot and one of those people were mexican anyways. She's overrated even my ex who loves almost every female actress thought she had a strange jaw he called her box face.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 9:55pm
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janice im not surprise you say that you must be anorexic and plus she is pregnant.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 11:37pm
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its funny you assume im fat, if you saw me youll be laughing too because im so skinny, not anorexic skinny but skinny.

im not angry, just dissapointed since my hamster has wet tail, so in that case i should be being mean to salma cause she gain so much weight, she better not get lazy, since she can pay for a personal trainer, or i will call her names.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 12:15am
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Its not possible for white girls to be plain. And I agree Jennifer Aniston is ugly. I think most people are jealous of white women you are probably really jealous of white girls I can tell. Probably because your not a blonde with white skin. Asian women have too skinny of bodies and black women are just too fucking big where you get a white girl and she is just right. Their bodies are perfect. I mean Jennifer Aniston is ugly as hell but her body is better than any asian or black womans body. she is built like the average white girl. I know you envy that.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 6:22am
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and stop changing your name i know its you, deal with it.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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I was referring to the movie the Jacket

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 4:46pm
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Go to Hell, you racist

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 2:28pm
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