Bastardly Asks: What's In Eva Longoria's Huge-Ass Handbag?
Friday, August 17th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Besides a healthy supply of male & female condoms...
Besides a healthy supply of male & female condoms...
Probably nothing. Given the size of her, her twig of an arm would have done broken off.
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Her head should be in that bag.
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Huge cans of Hormel Chili, are in that bag.
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she probably fit in her bag....this bitch has no titi's & no ass why so many guys like her?....and goodone larryB.....lol...
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"What’s In Eva Longoria’s Huge-Ass Handbag?"
Tony Parker's manhood.
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Toilet paper.
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Cartier watch
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Another graduate of the Winona Ryder school of shopping.
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damn I didn't think she could look manlier..but now that she's sporting 2lbs of makeup instead of 5, it's clear that she's a he. Her body is disgusting too..No boobs, no ass, and her legs are crooked. Brown bag her from top to bottom.
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Its Lilly Allen trying to get into the US. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?...
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^^ wtf lmao...being carried in a plastic bag
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Jimmy Hoffa.
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her career
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ewww look at that muscle on her tiny, chicken leg
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