aging is a bitch?

oh pls now she isnt that old also.

Either way....If her voice still sounds like she's taking helium whippets than maybe my brain will explode by the time she is old and saggy.

She looks great! she has almost no cellulite!

Those are some nasty thighs.
Anyone for cottage cheese?
They should inject some of that fat into her husband, Skeletor.
Opposites attract.

random, at her age, that's almost not cellulite. Don't be so hard with her!

She has less cellulite than most women of her age or even her size. I still say the woman's got a hot body, but the face and the voice and the clothes... argh. I could do without.

shee's old , and fat

FAT GATA!!!!!

If she's fat, then this country is full of obese women, who will die before 40.

she has a lot of cellulite. But not as much as in the planethiltron pictures of her: http://planethiltron.com/?cat=20

she IS fat and this country IS full of obese women..sad and sorry truth.

gee, this chunky chickee is BEFORE children and with 5 personal trainers and the friggen broiled fish/salad after 4pm thing I'm thinking. I agree with you Lisa..you sound like you got the lucky bod genetically.

"I always love watching the short, curvy girls get FAT…I’m not one of them obviously. Long live VS model types!! (even after 3 kids!)"

Yeah, you're white.

Let me ask you lisa...you find black people funny?

I also like how the captions are so obviously written by a white dude. No puerto rican couple would ever engage in a conversation like that unless she was getting fat. White people see something that is actually an "ass" (not just "skin" above the leg area) and turn pale...well pale white.

"she IS fat and this country IS full of obese women..sad and sorry truth."

She isn't fat. And while this country does have obese women it also has no shortage of deranged white people running around that call anything that isn't bone thin "fat".

Oh and I forgot...J-Lo's hot. :)

lmao @ da ugly loser anorexic white women that post on this site constantly.

Are you kidding me you guys call Britney Spears fat. But then say Jlo looks good. Jennifer lopez looks twice what Britney Spears weighs.

her best years are going to shit with skeletor

she ain't been hot since 02 so don't be shocked. plus i hate her music and movies, they suck hard!

oh and she ain't fat tho, just overrated and can't sing for sh!t.

she has never made or done anything constructive in her entire life

What Happened To Her Booty

i'd never pull out. that is all.

I actually like the fact that most women in America are fat including Jlo. Cause that makes us skinny girls stand out and look really good. Its like being around ugly people but than you look really good cause your the opposite. Anyways Jlo has a really ugly body. She looks terrible for only being 45.

What's wrong with calling someone fat? Bitch is fat, but I'd still fuck her. I'm not saying she's fat as an insult; it's just a fact.

I don't think J-Lo is horribly out of shape. She could easily tone her body up more, and of course it would be lovely to see that, but she's not out of shape. I've seen worse.

Then again, I've seen better. The truth is, if you go to your local gym, you will see hotter girls on a daily basis compared to ANY celebrity out there, and I mean that.

But I will say this:

I think it's fascinating that that people are arguing over her shape as if there's no happy medium between obese chicks and anorexic chicks.

I don't sleep with fat women, but I also don't sleep with skinny women who I could break in half. There IS something in between. There is such a thing as a strong, healthy, cut body, with muscle tone and little fat, and that is my favourite type of body on a woman. And the wonderful thing is, it is achievable for everyone.

Also, this doesn't need to be a race issue. I work in the fitness field and will tell you I've seen my share of fat whites, fat blacks, fat asians, fat latinas, and fat middle easterners. As well as skinny whites, skinny blacks, skinny asians, skinny latinas, skinny middle-easterners.

Fatness knows no race. Some races, as a general rule, may differentiate in their average height and frame, but rarely is it an extreme.

fat asssss cottage cheese queen

She isn't fat you dipshits, far from it. She has a fierce body, and she is 38!! She has had her share of wear and tear and she is still keeping it together. SHitney is 15 years her junior and looks a lot more disgusting and flabby. These standards of having to weigh 80lbs and under are completely outrageous and need to STOP! She looks fantastic!

she was overrated since she was conceived...

after seeing these pics I am shifting my loyalties to Kim Kardashian!!

that is one fucking ugly dude...oh my god...look at this arms, his feet, his head...how the fuck can he get her not that she is hot shit but gahhhh come on!

"...whose dimply ass I haven't yet seen in a bikini."

I find it so funny how much men's definition of hotness relies on clothes and makeup women wear. Some women are willing to live under those pretences more and some less. Two words: Kirsten Dunst. If she was to get a little tan, wear a tight dress with heels and a push-up bra, make her hair and make-up nice and "feminine" nobody would give her teeth a second thought. And if Kim K. was to walk around in grey short shorts, flip-flops and a plain t-shirt without a bra... hmmm, maybe she would still look hot but for the life of me I cannot imagine her without her ass forming underwear in the front view.

yah, pampita and Keeley Hazel are perfect..not this wide load...JLH another example of disaster before kids..some women are so unfortuneate.

there is nothing worse for a women to have a body of an 7 year old girl on the top and a 50 year old woman on the bottom...NOTHING WORSE. I call this the "extreme pear" and totally out of proportion. I would rather date a woman with a flat ass as long as she's proportioned.

she needs a tan. and abit toning up.

Cottage Cheese

"I find it so funny how much men’s definition of hotness relies on clothes and makeup women wear. "

Those are called "gay men" zuz. That Kirsten Dunst example is totally off. Notice how dressed up she is in movies and not many men still give a shit.

"yah, I’m white so??"

So it explains everything. From your total deranged view on what a "fatty" is (hell, even the use of a word like "fatty"), to your laughable consideration of what an "ass" is.

That's what white women like you don't understand. This, "hey look how thin I am I can count my rips" shit no real fucking man cares about. It's about sex sweet heart. If I see a woman who's got ass and tits, that's attractive because sex comes to mind. That's what it's about. White women like you think it's all about looking as flat as those Barbie dolls you used to play with.

"there is nothing worse for a women to have a body of an 7 year old girl on the top and a 50 year old woman on the bottom…NOTHING WORSE. "

Yeah there is jack. It's a women with no good tits, no hips, a flat ass, and no real fucking shape whatsoever. Or as I like to call her, "Alesandra Ambroiso"

k, gotta say..if the above chick has an ass like Marisa Miller and largish real boobs, she's hot! Marisa has a sweet ass!

5'8" and 135lbs with round t&a...there is an in between. I'm not all cut with ribs either but I look like the same person on the top as I do on the bottom.

Personally, I think a flat wide ass is the WORST..if we're still on that topic. It can kinda double as a landing strip for lost planes.

I need round boobs and round bums, don't care about race. There's tonnes of white chicks with these qualities..I think that having this without being flabby everywhere else is perfect. 5'8" and 135 sounds perfect to me.

JohnnyMark hit dat fuckin nail right on da head with that one. *dapz*

ok, so not all women look like marisa miller. that doesn't mean the rest of us aren't nice, cute, beautiful or even gorgeaus. i really don't agree with those standards of yours. i'm not fat, nor skinny and i can't say i'm totally pleased with my body but i know one thing. i've always been admired by men and considered beautiful even if i'm 5.5 and i'm not the skinny type. maybe tall, skinny women are great for most of the men but the rest of them enjoy a medium sized girl, with some curves to fill a dress. i really don't think men are so harsh on women because they have some cellulite. we aren't some perfect barbie dolls. and men don't seek that. they want a funny, smart and attractive woman. not a video game girl. life isn't just about how close to perfection a body is. so relax, having a bit of cellulite doesn't mean you're not a woman anymore and it surely doesn't mean you're not beautiful. everybody is free to make his own choice, but please stop destroing the confidence of every single woman who isn't as perfect as those runaway models.

oh yuck. her ass just keeps growing and her skin can't keep up with it. not only does she have cellulite, but i'm sure she has some stretch marks

Fatty-fat-fat. Pass!

I'm not getting into this arguement but I will say one thing....she needs to get back into the gym. Damn Skeletor....ok, that's two. Whatever..

This is my no BS assessment:
I would poke her with my dick, she's smokin, motherfuckers!

I like this girl, I think she's hot, she can use a squat or two though.

She is fine, she doesn't look as a model, but she looks very good for her age. Besides, she can't be skinny as a model, because that's not her kind of body. She has big hips.

2 words: cottage cheese

also she has a mis-shaped body..it's so out of proportion just like beyonces - thin on top and a wide load below

you mean to tell me this lady has no kids. She has the body of a woman whose had 8 kids.

Those are called “gay men” zuz. That Kirsten Dunst example is totally off. Notice how dressed up she is in movies and not many men still give a shit.

Yes, now that you've seen Kirsten 100 times in her "I don't give a shit" outfits, ofcourse you don't find her attractive. At the time the first Spider man came out, A LOT of men thought she was hot. But since she doesn't mantain that image in private at all, she is not.

Hey Lisa- what kind of a loser are you that you have three kids and are on a website arguing with people about your weight. Please do not compare yourself to victoria secret models- cause im sure your'e far from it. Go take care of your kids and the three different baby daddies you probably have.

she is beautiful! and her body looks ok!
you all are blind and stupid! atlist she has a boyfriend. do you have?! noo!
that's because you have no brain.

Jennifer Lopez is still very sexy girl!.. :)

Jennifer Lopez is still very sexy girl!... :)

Hey Lisa...send some pix of yourself to me...I;ll be the judge.

Looka Here:
Its like this...
I'm a Black man; and what I'm stating with that, is that we (Black or African-Americans) have LOVVVVVVED women with Nice, Round, Big Bootiez for the LONGEST time!
And this is waaaaay Be4 J-Lo was on In Living Color.
The point is, I really get a kick out of how All-Of-a-Sudden EVERYBODY has been on the Sexy Booty thang, but especially since Jenn here did her Selena Movie.
Sh*t!
I LOVE a Nice Round A$$!!!
And to me it doesn't matter WHAT female OR her Nationality!
Yes, I agree Jessica Biel has a SEXY A$$, which is pretty uncommon for a Lot of White Females...(a Very Few come to mind: Jenna von Oÿ, Allison Munn, Rose McGowan's got sumthin back there too! LOL!) and I'd better Not get anybody disagreeing to THAT. :-D
But, I digress...
The Media has to Thank Jennifer Lopez here for F-I-N-A-L-L-Y showing the WORLD that they do NOT have to Fear the Rear! (LOL)
I've met J-Lo in Person, at the Hollywood Virgin MegaStore, back when she released her J-Lo CD!
TRUST ME!!! That ASS is REAL!!!
Though I question her "Relationship-Rebounding" status...
I'll Always Love her ASS!
That's it...
Peace!
~Tony~
(I'm posting this in a few of the other Jennifer Lopez areas here on The Bastardly)
One.

So, we must take into account those many guys she had on top of her before: Doesn't everybody remember P. Diddy, Ben Affleck, this dancer she had. Those guys were bigger and heavier so she's not that way because of the skeletor but because of the guys who used to **** her up before. ******* makes women look that way when they are near 30.

I would still fuck her with much pleasure even after the baby's born. Great ass even fat as for Anatomy low (Don't you people read any anatomy book?) DESEARVES A SECOND CHANCE.

JLo and Beyonce did a commercial together. In it they were fighting each other. I would love to see these two great ass women in a real fight. Winner spanks the loser. This would make a killer of a pay-per-view event.

JLo is pushing 40 and her beauty is fading. The once greatest ass, is turning to cottage cheese. Now that JLo is pregnant, and enormous. Her body, and career is over.

I never was that into J-Lo anyway. But she looks good. She hasn't had a kid, and most women would die to look that way in their late 30's.

"she has almost no cellulite!" are you blind? look at her ass.

No ass shots?

I always love watching the short, curvy girls get FAT...I'm not one of them obviously. Long live VS model types!! (even after 3 kids!)

@ 21....she is fat....but don't say the country is full of fatties....theres plenty of good looking women everywhere...the thing is that that in the US theres a lot of people living there so it just a simple logic equation...less people in a country =less fatsos-..more people=more fatsos....and in the pour country there not so fat because they don't have nothing to eat....trust me i live in mexico..

My bad johnny..my comment was for Larryb...

yah, I'm white so?? I do have an ASS, (kinda like Marisa Miller's and real boobs C plus cup). I thank God I'm not JLo or KimK fighting the fight every day to keep my body together. 3 kids and nachos with extra cheese with moderate excercise whenever I feel like it..that's it baby. not bragging, there's lots of women like this regardless of their race. They usually tend to be taller. So you guys that don't like 5'8" women, your loss. You can marry the short fatties.

AMEN JohnnyMak!! My god, these white chicks make me feel like gagging with their non touching thighs and skeletor chests (not to mention FLATASSAPANCAKE ASSES). It's not cute. Spare me really. Your standards of height/weight make 99% of the female population chubby at the very least. IT's NOT ATTRACTIVE to the rest of us. But I will give you whiteys kudos for instilling your skewed standard of beauty on the rest of the easily influenced world. Me--i don't buy into it.

#17, 43 & 49 lisa stop bragging. noone cares what your proportions are!! this post is about jho

my honest ASSessment is that I would still hit it, with no condoms on.

yah, probably a bit catty but aren't we all? It's part of our species so you can save the hate. haha

We are what we are, and then we die.

These pictures were taken some time ago. I 've seen a very recent picture of her ass, and it's more of a cottage cheese ass now. And her face is starting to show a little wear and tear. Like it or not JLo is aging and she's not hot anymore. Mariah, who is the same age still looks gorgeous.

fat???

maybe a lil chubby on the butt, but this is a mom for christ's sake
pretty mom too.
MILF in my book!

people to think this is a "fat bitch" should go to the mourge and fuck a corpse, preferably one that has been dehydrated for a few centuries
now THAT's at least not "fat"

geez.....what's wrong with these people?
space aliens from Planet Anorexia?

don't recognize a normal shaped person anymore?
reading too many "fashion magazines" where starved chicks look like Bergen Belsen survivors except the striped pyama's have been traded for make-up and expensive jewelry?

fat = a 5 foot girl weighing 200 pounds!