Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria To Make Chili Tonight!
Thursday, August 16th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Hmm... from The Bastardly Mercado perspective, would we make this a Do or Don't? Seeing that everything that's been approved by The Bastardly Mercado is either water, fruit, or vegetables, as much as I enjoy chili, it's gotta be a Bastardly Mercado Don't.
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Hopefully she'll shit out something prettier than herself.
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Looks like she's putting on a white trash buffet!
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Those shoes. LOL
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Honestly, following around ppl in the supermarket has to be a new low. Those cans of chilli are probably for her family, like if she would actually eat that.
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she'll totally regret it when she starts farting uncontrollably at some point and like the ghettoman will totally hold it against her no doubt.
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QUEEF!
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Those pics are hilarious. I can't believe all the Hormel chili in her cart. There huge cans too.
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OMG, that is hilarious! LOL
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What, she's too lazy to make chili from scratch?
@#7 - Racism = brain-dead, ignorant and a lotta other shit that'll piss your dumb ass off. Just thought you should know.
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Who the hell is the ghettoman? Tony Parker?
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I've never met a Mexican who eats Hormel canned chili.
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A lot of White people eat Hormel canned chili.
It's just funny that a rich celebrity would have huge cans of it in her cart.
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i'm mexican and i don't eat that shit!!! and she's not mexican don't insult us hijos de puta!!!
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She's Mexican-American to be exact people.
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naahhh u american can have her we mexicans don't wan her....salma is mexican we like her...thalia is mexican we don't like her...ninel conde is mexican we all have wet dreams about her...but this bitchs is not mexican...
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Mexican-American and Mexican are not the same thing.
Mexican-American means you were born in the U.S. to Mexican parents. That's exactly what she is.
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Ninel Conde!
What an ass on that chick!
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i know that...but i hate to think she has something mexican in her blood.....that's all
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Re: #22
Lol. Yeah I see what ur saying.
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i can't see her boobs
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Well, I've lived in México all my life and I have never ate chilli. It is not tradicional over here.
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^^ Try it, you'll like it.
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i'm just surprised her rich husband doesn't hire staff to do the shopping and cooking. and it is weird that the supermarket is letting paparazzi inside there.
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fine meximerican housewife eats crappy fake ass mexican food. this is to be expected as americans eat crappy food.
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I cant keep up with all your labeling. But I looked into it and I know now why so many hispanics hate whites so much.
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seems like a life size rat with tits...would just forage around the house for food...
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@24....what boobs?
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Either way....Hormel Chili is a big "DON'T"! Especially for a supposed Mexican American.
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Tinman.....Who would have thought that gold lame and shit color leather would go together....Oh and lets pair it with a lovely jean skirt thing......Cause we all know....That they, so go together!.......Only Eva!
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Worst part is the aluminum pans she has in the basket....She's actually thinking of serving that crap to "company".
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the fact that a mexican likes ghetto canned chili is no suprise
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