Ana Beatriz Barros Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, August 16th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Hilary Duff?s Legs Can?t Cure A Hangover [HollywoodTuna]
- Julia Stiles Is Bringing Glamour Back [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kettingzaag Showdown [Flabber.nl]
- Billy Joel licks his knife. [Celebslam]
- Ashley Scott Bikini Pictures (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Britney gets topless for Allure [Tasteful Celebs]
- V Becks is a total biaaatch [The Bastardly Society]
- Po-Po Breaks Up The Pool Party [Complex]
- Bored? Have A Baby! [Dlisted]
- Is John Goodman losing weight? [SOW]
- Winehouse leaves rehab after 48 hours [Cele|bitchy]
- Jenna Does Anorexia [Fatback and Collards]
- Everybody in the Pool! [CityRag]
- Superbad Interview Goes Horribly Wrong [The Grumpiest]
- The Hills is scripted? Gasp! [The Blemish]
- My friend Angrybot [Horny Oyster]
- Top 10 Entourage Babes [Uber]
- Anna Farris in her underwear [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures [DerekHail]
- Hilary Duff Puts On A Show [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]












Oy. Scrawny. Dead eyes. You boys like this kind of thing?
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She is perfect, those dreamy eyes are gorgeous.
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Never found jolly green giant women attractive! But her face be coo...
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I need eye bleach again... what is the fascination with this diseased junkie looking sack of antlers?? Necrophiliacs??
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her eyes are gorgeous, ALIVE and amazing! OMG, they mesmorize me. Her body is beautiful too. Her boyfriend obviously has a large dick because he's comfortable with his masculinity...like me haha.
I know some tall dudes who will only date short women and guess what?..I saw them in the locker room...you know what I mean..it's true.
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gross. her eyes looks dead and she always looks high or stoned or just confused. her body also lacks curves and femininity. her face has the potential to be pretty though...she just needs some sleep i think because she always looks tired. and she needs to stop doing drugs!!! and her hair wwould look better dark
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I think she looks too much like Macauly Culkin in pic #1...
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pic 2 haha... she got some tramp-stamp.
pic 8 is the hottest!
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I've got to agree with the people who think her eyes look demonish and dead. I don't know if it's the makeup or what. They are definitely not in the same league as say Adriana and Alessandra's eyes.
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I like the first photo :) It's cute and real looking.
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o my god u guys don't know what u want!! if a woman has curves (jlo and beyonce0)then u call them fat. make u're bloody minds uo geez. she's not bad lookin in my opinion. culd use hips
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this bitch is just perfect!!..she's one of the best looking models...
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She always looks permanently stoned.
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She is perfect!
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wow, she is super hot.
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stunning
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That last pic had potential. Then they airbrushed the piss out of it.
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Yummy! I am speachless.
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@16 That's because JLo and B are out of shape, most guys I know like women with curves like Carolina Ardohain, or Keeley Hazell, thin with juicy tits and ass, not dumpy women with a gut and cottage cheese for thighs.
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leave beyonce alone. she is fit not fat. damb wat is wrong wit u people!? come better than cheap glamour models that are strickly built 4 wankers. real ladies please.
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I love the triple "A". Adriana, Alessandra and Ana are the hottest girls alive in my opinion.
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lovely, muy bonita, bellissima
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this bitch is supa-FUG! Her face is sunken in like a skeleton! I'm not diggin it
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I think she's beautiful... She has that certain "je ne sais quoi" quality about her...
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This Goddess makes Alessandra look like a steaming pile of wormy homeless turd - in my OPINION , don't shoot.
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man somebody give this broad a steak,add some potatoes also god damn just give her fat injections she has the body of a 12 year old....if this is what you want to have sex with go ahead and register yourself as a young boy loving pedophile...lol
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she is beautiful and at least her face looks feminine unlike alessandra's long man face
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Where the fuck is her taste? I wouldn't send that guy on my worst enemy. He looks like her retarded younger brother.. I love her she is too cute!
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she'd make an awesome meth prostitute...
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pretty but Duh.
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I like Ana but I think Adriana and Alessandra are hotter.
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Ana is top 3 for sure, just after Adri and Ale.
Sexy lips and really beautiful eyes.
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she looks pretty hot. she's part black right? i can see it on her face, especially first pic with her naturally wavy hair.
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isn't that a tennis player?
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#43 haha Big Papi no that itsnt Rafael nadal
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NO, she's not black. She is half portuguese and half spanish and looks like any other plain white girl you see walking down the street. It's so annoying that everyone assumes that all brazilians have an "exotic" mix. Nope, they don't. Most of the brazilian models are white and some of them may have a tiny bit of black or hispanic or native american in them but they look white.
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and trust me, i am half brazilian and brazilian girls are better looking than these overrated adriana, alessandra, ana, and others. There are so many truly mixed brazilian girls who are gorgeous yet they are not models. but you know the fashion industry is quite racist, i mean they have mostly white models, just a limited few black models, almost no asian models, and almost no hispanic moodels. and then of course they don't really have middle eastern ones beceause mid easterns are prudes with headrags! (lol, jk)
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She is a just cheap bitch. She is a not even high class bitch. Boys, you can have her for little money. Just contact her at Lumiere agency, talk to her brother-in-law or her manager, send her some present, and voila, she is all yours.
But honestly, she looks like piece of plywood with clothes hanging on it.
And, she better buy Oxford English Dictionaty and start to learn some english.
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this chick's eyes are always really dark and hollow looking. it makes her look like she's on drugs
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Bleh.
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In person I'm sure she's intriguing, as a top model she's just weird looking. Give me a break.
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"A" calls the fashion industry racist, meanwhile "A" is the actual racist. Shut up. Everyone is sick of hearing about racism. Got it?
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#48 said it...and damn, that is one ugly, weird looking dude...and is that how her body looks in real life like it does in the first pic? i see no waist, no nothing -she looks like a stick with no curves
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8 out of 28 VS models are from brazil
but some of those 8 have blonde hair and blue eyes (look like germans)
plus I think the point "A" was trying to make is that
Ale, adri and ana look like white female without that fake tan VS
gives them right before the show and don't have that real exotic look.
Ale is italian/polish and adri is part french/swiss
This is why they are pale and "whiteish" looking
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plus being from brazil does not mean you are a latino/latina
a lot of germans, french, swiss, portuguese people live in brazil.
the majority of brazil is of european descent or nationality
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SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD TO ME IN THOSE CANDIDS, ITS HER EYES, THE REST IS FINE, AND I THOUGHT SHE HAD CURVES, WHAT HAPPEN?
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LOL, look at the first pic, the bitch be fugly as hell. Plus she got no ass. Pass!
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i can't stand her boyfriend helly. one time at a party i was just being friendly and giving him a chance to be nice and i said "hey, i met you and ana backstage at [fashion show somewhere]..." and his dickhead reply was "yeah, she's my GIRLFRIEND." then he just turned aside and walked away. thanks for clarifying that, asshole. maybe it's because post #47 is a little too true and you're just the highest bidder of the moment.
also, seeing those two make out that night almost made me want to hurl. after a few cognacs i still think she's one of the top 5 hottest women on earth, just as long as i repress any actual "real world" memories i have of her.
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response to omega #55: portuguese people are latin people.. duh!
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portugal is considered part of europe like spain
so european
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so beautiful. She might not have the hourglass shape. But she has kind of a thin hourglass..................
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Well, her boyfriend doesn't look too tall...Is she still with that guy, what was his name again? Helly or whatever?
Ana is great, by the way.
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drugs? well, that's a harsh thing to say.
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i agree with 14HeyNow and all the folks who say she has dead eyes. people be sayin' adriana looks stoned??? u folks are crazy. heynow hit it on the head. ambrosio and lima blow her out the water.
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i think she's very pretty, she has a great body and her face is beautiful , really underrated.
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i guess what i mean to say is that her candids wreck the dream for me
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she looks like Adriana Lima but with a prettier body
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@ A
are you fucking kidding me? racist? look at VS models! they are mostly from Brazil
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she's pretty.
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Who is this chick, and why is she with Bud Bundy?
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these candids are kinda weird, thats true, but i know that she is very tall and slim and above average for sure so i must admit that if i see her walking at the street (with not necessarily amazing clothes and makeup - just normal nice ones) i will be wooow!!!
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