Bastardly Breaking News!! Latest in Condom Technology Increases Penis Size!! OH MY GOD!
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
This isn't exactly celebrity news, but general news for the Bastardly Horndogg Community...
British condom maker Futura Medical Plc said on Thursday that results of a study showed its new condom helped men have firmer and bigger erections, as well as a longer-lasting sexual experience.
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Futura said the study of 108 healthy couples showed its CSD500 condom helped men to get a firmer erection compared with a standard condom, increased penis size and made the sexual experience last longer, delivering statistically significant results.
The condom has a small amount of gel in its peak that dilates the arteries and increases blood flow to the penis. [Reuters]
Question: So, if the B.H.C. members stick w/ normal double-bagging protocol when having sex, will this make Mr. Winkie explode or what?!
Condoms make you last longer because most of them numb you, and you can't feel jack squat. I'm all for safe sex, but I would like to see more advancements in the field of condom technology.
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I tried Trojan, my dick strong, condom boom
I tried Durex, my dick strong, condom boom
I tried Trustex, my dick strong, condom boom
I tried the CSD500, my dick strong, condom stronger, my dick boom
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whats next...?...male strap-ons...?
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I think they already have those ninja so dudes can uhhhh do two holes at once.
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Woohoo! I'm double-baggin' for sure!
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An actual educational experience where I least expected it.
As a double bagger, I'd use a different condom for the outer shell with the stuff that makes the vagina tingle.
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They should look into stronger paper-bag development instead for all those ugly bitches out there.
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CSD500? HAHAHAHAHAhaha...good stuff...good stuff
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hi nice post, i enjoyed it
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