The Bastardly "Guess the Breasts" Game 6



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marissa miller, asslee simpson, victoria beckham, some chick i don't know, and scary bitch serena williams

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 3:33pm

That last picture scared the hell out of me.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 3:34pm

wow marissa miller had fake tits??? they actually look very natural...im impressed...nice boob job for the one in red

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 4:11pm

@ 1 thats venus not serena

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 4:12pm

Who's the broad in the red? Her tits are best. That last picture turned my chub off.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 4:22pm

In Red? Michelle Bass. UK Big Brother (5) contestant, sometime columnist & glamour model.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 4:40pm

Marissa Miller has natural breasts,even the earliest pics of her she's always been big breasted.And she was in perfect ten magazine topless, and at that time Perfect10 was still showing girls with no augmentations at all

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 5:30pm

I'm so glad that Ashlee opted to fix her busted face, she is an entire new woman..

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 6:18pm

#7 is right. marissa is natural. if she wasn't, she wouldn't have been able to do perfect 10 or victoria's secret seeing that they won't allow fakeness.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 7:15pm

she is super hot now but check back in ten years and she will look like shit

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 10:16pm

That's VENUS Williams, not Serena.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 1:54am

Oh Marissa...I love you.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 3:11am

I love that Marisa Miller has natural breasts and perfectly proportioned waist and hips. Her upper and lower body is just right too....and that ASS...that just brings a tear to my eye. Her long beautiful stomach is soooo sexy. K, I'll stop blabbering now, need a cold shower.
Her body puts Kim K's stuffed sausage body to SHAME.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 8:28am

marisa is old but her breast look like 18. lol. ashlee got saggy breast. wtf?! which one of you bastards is in love with the williams?! wtf?! you always torture us!

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 8:44am

Victoria's Secret had Gisele and Heidi Klum model for them and they both have implants, although very natural looking ones...
Marissa's are most likely real...

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 9:45am

gisele don't need implants. she's not called boobs from brazil for nothing.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 9:54am

i think marisa miller has implants. go to awfulplasticsurgery.com and look at the pics they have of her.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 10:59am

i found someone else instead. i don't want to believe this!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005430.html

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 11:41am
Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 11:45am

ok... "I like cheese" have you never seen real breasts in front of your fucking face before? See the angular line at the base of her breasts? dead give away. Perhaps if you were not a virgin you would know better. I guessed that it was marissa because the breasts looked fake. the angles on that right tit completely give away the fact that those fun bags were purchased... moron... perhaps you should reference other things than just perfect ten which has featured many women with augmentations- they just prefer to keep things "looking" more natural

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 3:11pm

hers are real b/c I have the exact same body type as she does. I am tall, thin, same shape and have D cup breasts that have stood up nursing a babe because they are dense. When I wear a supportive bra or bikini, they look exactly like Marisa's, they are just pushed up that's all. I've heard "fake" behind my back many times. Those VS models all wear those VS pushup bras and let me tell you, they are magic. All of their boobs are real, you can tell in candid shots without the armour.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 4:20pm

If you listen to Howard Stern, he knows the people who picked the girls for the perfect 10 magazine. They are very strict, no tit jobs!

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 4:22pm

i was feeling good until number 5

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 7:48pm

miller's are fake. look at the weird dent at the inside bottom of her left/our right boob.

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 12:01am

lol marissa got butchered at the plastic surgeon! one boob is caving inwards.
and that chic in the red dress has the most obvious boob job ever...i have many friends with boob jobs and having natural ones, i can spot fake a mile away. stiff hard and round like balls!!

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 7:47am

random
you are an idiot
thats why gisele got the nickname "boobs from brazil" because she had a tit job
and inspired thousands of brazilian girls to go and their boobs done too.
thus she is the fake "boobs from brazil"
victoria's secret hires girls with tits job: marissa, heidi, gisele, and adriana.

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 10:59pm

random
if you like that site go to
goodplasticsurgery.com and click on adriana under boob job
you can see her's are fake too.
Gisele and heidi are there too.

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 11:03pm

look at the inner sides of marissa's breast
look at the right one (our right)
it almost looks square, edge, and flat on the inner side
real breast do not do that

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 11:05pm

sorry last post
yeah if you go to awfulplasticsurgery.com
and click on "busted:marissa miller"
she is laying on her back and her boobs are standing straight up
rock hard and still perfectly round.
real boobs don't do that

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 11:15pm

Miller breasts are a natural looking boob job. But even if she were small breasted she'd still be a gorgeous woman.

Woman in the red dress has the fakest boobs I've ever seen. Goes to show that guys don't give a shit because a good number of you were saying that they looked the best out of all the breasts today.

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 2:04am

Oh and Simpson's breasts aren't saggy...they're NATURAL breasts (i.e. they can't knock your eye out like lady in red and MM's because those are fake and will stay exactly the same way no matter which way you sit/stand/lay back) and she's not wearing a bra...you guys do realize that Victoria Secret bras really do push up tremendously, right?

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 2:06am

lima has NO BOOBS! Check out archive hollywoodtuna with a red bikini on. She uses pushup bras!!!

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 7:15am

who cares which williams chick it is. they're both nasty beasts anyway

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 9:58am

Jenna, Mari and all the other stupid vrigins around here, you idiots, do you not see the little "defect" on her right breast? I thought her boobs were natural too but these pics prove they are fake cos I have never seen real boobs look like this!!!!!

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 10:22am

and WHO THE HELL told you guys that VS or perfect 10 won't allow fake boobs? lmao what are you guys responsible for their PR?
Brooke burke did perfect 10 and she has an admitted boob job. Morons

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 10:24am

I second Cathy.
right on

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 7:52pm

john
if she has "no boobs" what is there to push up???

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 7:53pm

omega, pushup bras are 60% padding therefore increase your cup size by 2 letters. You always can spot a pushup bra cuz you can NEVER see any nip action. I always love a women with nipples through her shirts cuz then I know she's not faking her boobs.

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 8:12am

yeah all those VS chics have had boob jobs...marissa, adriana, gisele.... they are all stick thin and the only thing that makes their bodies perfect 10s are cos they have the round fake boobs.

without the fake boobs they would be tall skeletal masculine girls with flat chests. lucky for them there is such a thing as plastic surgery cos they certainly aren't perfect natural beauties!!

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 @ 4:16am

i've certainly never met a girl who is beautiful, tall (model height), thin AND has naturally large boobs (that are rock hard and not saggy).

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 @ 4:18am

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