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Such an odd photoshoot.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 12:42pm
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creepy... very creepy.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 12:52pm
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She looks like she was made by 3d max! this IS creepy..

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 1:03pm
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not good.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 1:08pm
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She looks like a dude. You "straight" men who think that Gisele is hot should be drooling all over this manly photoshoot!

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 1:19pm
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@ 5.Thighs

if this girl (and gisele) look like a dude, then i'm gay . defenetly !

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 1:32pm
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I agree with TinMan. This is one of the oddest photoshoots. Why is she giving that rat a drink in pic#1? Pic#2 looks like she's got that rat up her ass. And I guess the caption for pic# 3 should be, "Just like my career, I've fallen and I can't get up."

Perhaps she's so stupid she doesn't realize that this whole photoshoot is one big goof on her.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 1:35pm
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why does this dude have crutches?

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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That doesn't even look like Gwyneth. (Please note that I said 'that' because I have no clue which gender to assign it to)

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 2:44pm
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straight outta the wax museum

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 3:04pm
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Gwyneth Paltrow is so fucking ugly.

Only rich white men who would like slavery to make a comeback would ever find that blackhole of sexuality attractive.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 3:22pm
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I want her agent, because she got paid, even though, these paintings don't bear enough of a resemblance for her to win a lawsuit.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 4:01pm
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looks great

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 4:41pm
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I have never thought she was a great beauty, but I could at least get what people were saying when they said she was "pretty".

But she just looks bloody awful here. She looks as dead as her career.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 5:55pm
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she looks rather fugly

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 6:02pm
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I hate these "bizarre" photoshoots...The very fashion magazines always do that trying to show they know about art...Pathetic and boring.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 8:57pm
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This is not human.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 10:25pm
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I dont understand how Kim Kardahsian gets called a girl but this obvious woman you call her a man. I dont like her but thhis is clearly a woman you stupid ass men this is what a woman looks like.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 12:58am
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they gave her man brows!

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 3:17am
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Is it a tranny robot?

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 8:48am
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"I dont understand how Kim Kardahsian gets called a girl but this obvious woman you call her a man. I dont like her but thhis is clearly a woman you stupid ass men this is what a woman looks like."

My penis would beg to differ.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 3:21pm
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Whenever I see this cover, I play the "farting cowboys" wav. from Blazing Saddles. Ahhhh, that's MUCH better...

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 11:27pm
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meh

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 1:09am
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Never ever could understand how she was ever considered beautiful. Very plain jane. In these pics she does have a masculine look to her. I agree with number five, not feminine.

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 1:55am
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You guys need to lay off! It's a photo shoot and she looks great, especially after having two kids! I'd like to see what some of you look like! Besides, I've met her in real life and if you can say one thing about her it's that she photographs really well. If you don't like the artistic concept, blame the photographer, not his muse.

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 @ 2:25am
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Is Gwenyth on a mission to look as white as possible? Without the bleaching, plastic surgery etc. she looked typically Jewish with frizzy, curly dark hair and a huge round nose, as well as larger lips. I guess she wants to be as white as possible for England and well...herself. Must dread her realllll self.

Thursday, August 16th, 2007 @ 3:55am
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^^Scarlett Johansson does the same too they are both ashamed of their real faces and try to look anglo while they have dark hair and huge nose.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 10:48pm
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