Photoshop Award: Gwyneth Paltrow's W Magazine Cover
Friday, August 10th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Who the hell are they trying to fool?! That seriously looks nothing like her...
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Photoshop Award: Gwyneth Paltrow's W Magazine CoverFriday, August 10th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch ![]() Who the hell are they trying to fool?! That seriously looks nothing like her... 27 Scandalous Comments |
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Such an odd photoshoot.
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creepy... very creepy.
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She looks like she was made by 3d max! this IS creepy..
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not good.
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She looks like a dude. You "straight" men who think that Gisele is hot should be drooling all over this manly photoshoot!
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@ 5.Thighs
if this girl (and gisele) look like a dude, then i'm gay . defenetly !
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I agree with TinMan. This is one of the oddest photoshoots. Why is she giving that rat a drink in pic#1? Pic#2 looks like she's got that rat up her ass. And I guess the caption for pic# 3 should be, "Just like my career, I've fallen and I can't get up."
Perhaps she's so stupid she doesn't realize that this whole photoshoot is one big goof on her.
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why does this dude have crutches?
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That doesn't even look like Gwyneth. (Please note that I said 'that' because I have no clue which gender to assign it to)
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straight outta the wax museum
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Gwyneth Paltrow is so fucking ugly.
Only rich white men who would like slavery to make a comeback would ever find that blackhole of sexuality attractive.
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I want her agent, because she got paid, even though, these paintings don't bear enough of a resemblance for her to win a lawsuit.
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looks great
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I have never thought she was a great beauty, but I could at least get what people were saying when they said she was "pretty".
But she just looks bloody awful here. She looks as dead as her career.
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she looks rather fugly
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I hate these "bizarre" photoshoots...The very fashion magazines always do that trying to show they know about art...Pathetic and boring.
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This is not human.
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I dont understand how Kim Kardahsian gets called a girl but this obvious woman you call her a man. I dont like her but thhis is clearly a woman you stupid ass men this is what a woman looks like.
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they gave her man brows!
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Is it a tranny robot?
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"I dont understand how Kim Kardahsian gets called a girl but this obvious woman you call her a man. I dont like her but thhis is clearly a woman you stupid ass men this is what a woman looks like."
My penis would beg to differ.
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Whenever I see this cover, I play the "farting cowboys" wav. from Blazing Saddles. Ahhhh, that's MUCH better...
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meh
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Never ever could understand how she was ever considered beautiful. Very plain jane. In these pics she does have a masculine look to her. I agree with number five, not feminine.
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You guys need to lay off! It's a photo shoot and she looks great, especially after having two kids! I'd like to see what some of you look like! Besides, I've met her in real life and if you can say one thing about her it's that she photographs really well. If you don't like the artistic concept, blame the photographer, not his muse.
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Is Gwenyth on a mission to look as white as possible? Without the bleaching, plastic surgery etc. she looked typically Jewish with frizzy, curly dark hair and a huge round nose, as well as larger lips. I guess she wants to be as white as possible for England and well...herself. Must dread her realllll self.
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^^Scarlett Johansson does the same too they are both ashamed of their real faces and try to look anglo while they have dark hair and huge nose.
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