Bastardly Breaking News!! Megan Fox Wears a Pink Dress & Uses a Black Sharpie!!
Friday, August 10th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch

I thought the black Sharpie was only for celebs with black hearts?
Related in a Bastardly way:
- BREAKING!! Megan Fox Signs Autographs With Black Sharpie!
- Cheryl Cole Sign Autographs With Blue Sharpie!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Jennifer Lopez Doesn't Sign Autographs w/ Blue Sharpies!!!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Amy Smart Uses Blue Sharpie To Sign Autographs!
- Breaking News!! Ashley Tisdale Autographs w/ Blue Sharpie!












Where did the Marilyn tattoo on her forearm go?
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SHE'S SOOO FREAKIN HOT! GOD DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!
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Wow! Those Japanese robots are starting to almost look human. Time to upgrade from my inflatable doll. Basically I'm saying Megan looks too good to be real.
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SMOKIN' HOT!!!!!!!
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I think she's filming and the tatoos have been covered with make up.
To creepy white guy behind megan:
You screwed up dude, it was totally worth it.
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AND YES THATS AN I-PHONE SHES HOLDING!!!
I M P R E C I O N A N T E
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This chick is so hot she makes my jizz sweat. Number 1 smokinest chick alive. Some girls are gorgeous, some seem like freaks in the sheets and every blue moon a chick comes along that's both. Congrats baby!
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Nice hair and eyes.
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wow, really nice dress love it, she is very pretty and sexy too.
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In the words of James Brown: Owwwwww!
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I want a DNA sample from her for my cloning experiments!
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she's fucking HHHOOOOOTTTTTT!!!! i love her...and i like her tat's 2
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Me likes those greasy hair extensions
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Where did those boobs come from? I love me some Megan as much as the next man (woman) but that dress is the fugliest thing I have seen in ages. Bai Ling could have chosen better.
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she is hot but she should get some of the tats removed expecially the maralin monroe one
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shes sooooooo pretty wow im jealous
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wow...a new deposit for my spank bank...
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Yeah, the nice white make-up arm is so sexy...She's nothing all that great. Great eyes, but the face belongs in porn.
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lolz at the captions!
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Is that Shannen Doherty in pic #5?
Nice hair and eyes....and that's about all the positivity this vapid chick is getting from me...
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can't. hold. it. in.
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...there.
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i.wanna.do.her!
really.
but she has somethign of a bit cheap ho about her...
and i love it
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she's so flat chested in real life. here she's padded her dress out and used ruffles to give the illusion of boobs....nice try.
cheap tart
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