Bastardly Mercado Don't: Kim Kardashian Eats Ice-Cream & Buys Goodies @ Dylan's Candy Bar



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Who in the hell wants a girl that doesn't eat?

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 4:32pm
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she looks pretty

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 4:39pm
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Another day in the life of some D list slut that goofs off all day....

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 4:43pm
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she's fine!! but she is just a few pounds of getting the Anna Nicole Smith sindrom!!!

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 4:53pm
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Shes cute now! But if she ever gets preggers she is going to blow up like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man .i.e http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:StayPuft.jpg

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 4:59pm
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Shes cute now! But if she ever gets preggers she's gunna blow up like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man .i.e http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:StayPuft.jpg

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:05pm
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I don't understand how a girl that sexy could have a sister that FUGLY!

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:16pm
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a kim post evryday ????

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:21pm
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Kim looks great. If she followed that stupid mercado diet she would lose all the curves that people love her for. Although many people on here favour the Nicole Richie look, for Kim that would be a don't.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:34pm
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Nice double chin developing on page 6! LoL!

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:35pm
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she has that budding fat-ness like britney. soon her ass will consume her and we will have a heffer on our hands.

just say no to double chins!

and kim, say no to desserts.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:55pm
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Newsflash: This afternoon, the Olsen twins launched a hostile takeover bid for the Bastardly Mercado. Saying they and only they are allowed to weigh 80 lbs. soaking wet. Nicole Richie could not be reached for comment.

Developing...

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 6:21pm
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Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 6:33pm
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mmmmm yummm shes hott. dont even bother to come and leave comments haters.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 7:46pm
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SHE IS A HOT SLUT, BUT SHE CAN NOT GAIN MORE WEIGHT

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 8:29pm
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hahaha love the captions Bastardly
say no to ice cream
say yes to boobies

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 8:40pm
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her sister is ugly cuz Kim's had 100 grand of plastic surgery...moron.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 9:25pm
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"yeah but if she eats ice cream everyday she’s going to turn from Kim Kardashian superstar to Kim KardASSian"

I thought "Kim KardASSian" was her name.

I mean...it is the reason why we care. Or at least people like me (real men) care.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 9:43pm
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Wow, you guys are really running out of things to post about, huh? On another note, how else do you think Kim Kardashian maintains that colossus arse?

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 10:05pm
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She doesn't need that much makeup. She'd do better without it.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 10:05pm
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ughh what the hell is up with you guys? what do you want, anorexic twigs? this is obviously a gay site. and I agree with the comment saying Kim dosent need all that makeup.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 10:09pm
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Hot bod, but not deserving of all the attention she gets on .. overexposed.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 10:15pm
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I like the grip she has on that cone in pic 1, how is it there aren't any of her tongue on that thing? She's a very pretty girl with everything in the right place. Much hotter than most of the stick figures that populate this site.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 10:47pm
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Not bad but too tainted for my tastes!

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 11:36pm
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i don't know what anybody sees in this woman! she has a real fucking ugly weird face. big time "over-exposed".

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 11:47pm
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seriously. enough.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 12:05am
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keep hating beeeyoootches...lmao..its insane the amount of anger this woman and her figure brings out in you sluts and fags ..hahaha....im a straight man and i would do big things to kim k she is one of the baddest chicks out right now ....hate is the new love

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 1:09am
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ZZzzzzz...are you guys on this lame, fake bitch's payroll or something,she is NOT HOT, she is an annoying, fake titted, fake assed idiot that has shamed her Family and you need to STOP posting this dumb bitch, Plastic Surgery and FaKe Tan=Fucking disgusting

Natural breasts and Natural ass and a Natural look=Hot and Sexy

Get the picture?

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 2:33am
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she is gonna burst any moment.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 3:46am
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ha! captions. are. too. funny!

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 4:32am
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Also if you look at her other siblings, they look nothing REMOTELY like her due to numerous work done on her face and body. So SAD...nothing on her is natural. I pity her...really!

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 5:29am
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I love this woman

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 7:14am
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Enough of this overrated bitch already!

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 8:25am
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I say less ice cream for this gorgeous slut and more offers her doing porno videos.

And she should stop eatin so much junk I'd hate to see her pork out.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 9:56am
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She's disgusting.

If it weren't for the big fake tits and the ass implants, this girl wouldn't be getting any attention. But we all know that she never got enough attention from Daddy so now that he is gone, she is getting it in the press.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 10:14am
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she looks like a freakin tranny with a fat ass and wears too much makeup!!

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 10:23am
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Uh ALI, her other sister (not the one in the pic) looks like her twin and so does their brother Robert Kardashian..she's had a nose Job and a tit job, that's it. Get over it losers. She is gorgeous.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 10:41am
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she is ugly and has a mans body. Hopefully shell suffer a massive coronary and die of a heart attack because she looks like such a fat man. hah, hah, hah,

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 11:10am
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Women like her that are curvy (great ass) in their 20's are pretty much done for in their fourties. Depends on your long term or short term goals...short term, I'd hit it. I'm not the one to find stick figure attractive either, but I'd be afraid of what a Kim K type is going to look like in a decade.

BTW, pic 7 of her getting into the cab is beautiful. She has a great face.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 11:28am
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ENOUGH WITH THIS FUCKING WHORE ALREADY FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 12:28pm
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45: if that is a man's body could you tell me what you call a 'woman's body'???
and her tits and ass are probably real
SHE'S HOT period!

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 12:34pm
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mans body? that is not a smart statement, men dont have curvy bodies, man have straight bodies, man dont have big hips, big boobs, and big asses, or soft feminine skin,

you are crazy.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 1:44pm
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Looks like a gypsy from Romania.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 4:55pm
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Kim Kardashian has a mans body we know it she's a Fat MAN!

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 1:36am
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^^^ tard.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 12:25pm
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IM so sick and tired of defending you white girls. Help me out some. You white women are clearly the most beautiful race in every type of way. I know it and see it but you let yourselves get bashed. Please put your foot down and defend yourselves your race is the most sexy and beautiful and that is a fact!

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 1:12am
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by the way eat 10 cheese burger and 15 pizzas hah, hah, hak,

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 1:13am
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fugly faced tainted mudshark

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 1:40am
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Does anyone know what nationality she is?? She looks Hindu or Indian. I just don't get those eyebrows and all that makeup.

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 2:17am
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She's of the "Foine!" nationality.

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 1:32pm
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Man if she carrys on she will be huge soon.

Her tum is really bulging in some pics!!

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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Shes armenian but actually I could be wrong but I think that falls under the caucasion race also

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 7:06am
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dumb I mean skinny bitch, Johnny Depp is with Vanessa Paradis because he loves her as cheesy as it sounds...everyone says that he could do MUCH better but hey, love IS blind ...so ya vanessa paradis is skinny & ugly, so what's your point? :D

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 10:35am
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Yeah Depp's girl doesn't count because the bitch is hard to look at. Okay, he likes skinny ugly women (ahem, cock eyed Kate Moss?) but that doesn't mean everyone in Hollywood does. I'm sure Jessica Biel and Jennifer Lopez (married now) aren't short on dates...Kim K is far from fat. She is not skinny either, but still smaller than the "average" american (white) female, which is a size 12-14 (according to American Health Association).

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 11:01pm
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so beautiful.. more!!!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 7:11am
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shed be perfect if she had longer arms and legs. theyre just so stubby

Friday, January 4th, 2008 @ 4:55am
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yeah but if she eats ice cream everyday she's going to turn from Kim Kardashian superstar to Kim KardASSian beluga whale. you decide.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 4:39pm
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Shes fine...shes cute....SHE HAS GOOD STYLE...MAKE UP IS NEVER OVER DONE...

If any guy here says shes ugly or anything negative....YALL douchebags...

SHES A STUNNER!

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:01pm
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*waits for the angry bitter anorexic female squad to start callin her fat and ugly*

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:06pm
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stop!!!! enough of this whore

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:56pm
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popular for doing nothing. pathetic. them ice cream are doin her boobies and booties some good though.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 8:29pm
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i'd make it to where she wakes up with a cream filled doughnut...

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 10:48pm
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Let the woman eat ice cream. Damn who really cares? If she gains too much weight that's her problem. I can appreciate her present day curves.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 9:57am
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So far everyone says that they hate skinny girls. But Mischa barton, Paris Hilton, johnny depps girl, are all bangin skinny women so tell me why a man like Johnny Depp who could have any girl on this planet fucks a skinny girl. And Paris Hilton dates Millionaires. Because all men know they crave a skinny woman.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 1:40am
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Ewwww Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton are "bangin skinny girls??" I could see Jessica Alba or even that slut Eva Longoria as "bangin skinny girls", but Barton and Hilton? This world is coming to an end.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 11:03pm
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ugly face but i like the curves

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008 @ 2:54am
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