Bastardly Mercado Do: Devon Aoki Drinks Starbucks Green Shaken Iced Tea!
Thursday, August 9th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Could it be?!?! A drink from Starbucks that is actually acceptable by The Bastardly Mercado!??!? Well, if these Hollywood chicks insist on purchasing a beverage from Starbucks then, assuming they don't add sugar, the Tazo Green Shaken Iced Tea is acceptable (but still not recommended) at 80 Calories, 0 Fat Calories.Related in a Bastardly way:
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- Bastardly Mercado Don't: Jennifer Garner Drinking Starbucks!
- Bastardly Mercado Do: Sophia Bush Drinks Starbucks Green Shaken Iced Tea!












i don't like this girl....is too skinny...and the face sometimes looks cute but most of the time don't..so no feeling it!!
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Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
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You know how I am not normally attracted to to Asians? I've ALWAYS found this chick absolutley adorable, particularly in her runway days... I love her!
Guess I'm werid like that.
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why all these starbucks calorie lectures? I get like one or two of the "bastardly don't" drinks a week and I'm 5'7" and 112 lbs. Even junk food is ok in moderation, and if you dont sit on your ass all day.
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Deadly little Miho...
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Her face is chubby, but her body looks perfect to me.
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This chick is unique and gorgeous...her face is ROUND not chubby!!!
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she's a fugly Heinz 57.....
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weird face
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Asian women have a very unusual ugliness to them. I can't explain it. I guess some people like ugly women. Like some people love monkeys. Anyways Devon is very ugly.
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I'm not underweight, I just have petite bone structure...and I've got fat in the right places so :P
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@ 4&14 nice stats if you are 18+ send pics for BLOTD.
Jackson why not recommended? Green tea should definitely be in the mercado since it burns fat and prevents wrinkles.
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i was watching kristen kreuk on youtube she is so beautiful.
theres many beautiful asian woman, are you mad because you are not asian or what, anyways, kirsten looks asian and she is mix, she is not ugly.
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Damn, I wish she still modeled instead of making crapass movies.
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Kristin Kreuk is half caucasoid and to me she doesn't look one bit asian. Yes Im actually quite jealous of girls with limp flat charcoal ugly colored hair flat chests and flat asses and big huge bloated moon faces oh and like I also want to exchange my nice round eyes for 2 ugly little downsyndrome lines. Oh and I want to stink too, and KIss up to men instead of have them kiss up to me like they should. Oh yes Im so jealous of women who get ugly white dudes. Bwah, hah, hah, hah,hah,hah, Cause I've always wanted an ugly white man.
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Weird face, but somehow I find her pretty
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Blech, looks like a fuckin' rat.
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kristen kreuk looks mix and looks more asian than white, thats the reason guys like her, and her eyes are asian looking, sorry. too many white girls have round eyes, and some dont even look nice.
i dont know where you live but theres many hot asian girls here and they dont have moon faces, in la.
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you have to be in denial or blind not to see her asian features, when i first saw her i could tell she had asian in her beacause of her eyes, i havent seen pure white girls with eyes shaped that way.
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weird people is right, kristen kreuk is stunning and does look mixed. Skinny bitch you are obviously jealous of exotically beautiful women. you racist dumb cunt. you probably are trailer trash with bad roots, cellulite all over your saggy ass, and missing teeth. you probably stink like a rotten skunk too. Ugly people come in all colors. And you are ugly inside, even if what I just said is not true about your physical appearance. Hateful bitch.
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Aw Devon is so pretty. She's perfectly weird looking, just stunning.
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she is weird looking but for some reason I am insanely attracted to her.
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she really is mad because she does not have any asian in her, asian people have nice eyes, nice hair and full lips,
if kristen wasnt mix she wouldnt look beautiful like she does or exotic, her eyes are the best part and lips.
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skinny bitch you really are a fucking ugly cunt bitch. Come back and talk if you can say you're hotter than http://www.asian-sirens.com/blog/images/uploads/ChristineNguyen02.jpg
http://www.asian-sirens.com/blog/images/uploads/ChristineNguyen01.jpg
http://www.asian-sirens.com/blog/images/uploads/Jennifer-Lee-(Loma)2.jpg
http://www.koreanwiz.org/Song_Hae_Gyo_1.jpg
http://tuoitho.net/diendan/gallery/resize/34819-1125892847.jpg
Jealous because you're stupid ass trailer trash. Asian women are among the most beautiful in the world. Don't hate because they're stealing all your fucking men. No one wants to sleep with a fucking bitch who's so insecure, rascist, and ignorant she'd flat out trash talk a whole entire fucking race of women. Fucking nasty ass bitch.
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she's got the Mactonight face...
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Yep. There's no better response to racism than MORE racism!
Note: Green tea does not burn fat nor reduce wrinkles.
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i love Aoki..
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Umm, she looks pretty in the last pic. I suppose.
She's odd-looking to me for some reason. I don't think I could get past the wide face and skinny body.
And..Kristin Kreuk DOES look Asian. Her eyes, skin, and hair color say it all. Now SHE is pretty!
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Dan your just some fucking ugly jealous faggot. And asian women are ugly as sin they scoop alll the shit that white girls dont want. And we steal their men. The only hot asian dude was Brandon lee and he was in love with a white girl. Also tiger woods has a white wife. We steal all of your hot men. And leave you our shit ugly white dudes. All the men I know say asian women are the ugliest with their ugly big fat moon faces and little ugly lines. And retarded little ugly accents. On ask men.com their were only 4 asian girls out of a hundred so that prove's guys dont like them. Because they are ugly and not sexy. with concave chest and butts. And ugly charcoal tar looking hair.
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look up the mongoloid race asian girls have down syndrom eyes it says it in wikepedia. By the way I am half white and half something else. But I look 100% white. You ugly asian women need to quit being jealous of us. Youll never be anything like us and you have no eyelids. So stick to getting surgery. the bottom line is Britney Spears was caucasion. You will never see an asian girl achieve what she achieved. Because Britney Spears was sexy and all men wanted her and she was NOT Asian. Even the most ugly white girl is more sexy than a stinky chink.
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Yeah Dan quit be so fucking jealous because all the white girls turn their noses up at you. I guess you got sick of being rejected by so many white women that you decide to go after some easy ugly asian. I bet you probably raped a bunch of white girls too. And your probably some fat ugly hairy asshole who wears a pony tail like the comic book guy in the Simpsons. Thats why in the Japanese cartoons the characters have round eyes. Because deep down asian people really want to be caucasion. Because your jealous of us. LIke Vanessa Minillo now has Jessica Simpsons left over shit Nick lackey But she moved on to John Mayer who is a real man with a big huge cock. She did what most beautiful white girls do she dumped Nick lackey little ugly penis And Vanessa Minillo scooped up the ugly shit for her. Thanks Vanessa for scooping up the shit.
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Not looking good here.
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im not asian or white, im mexican, but people dont know where im from, my eyes are not small, they are big, people think im european or mix a little asian, or spanish, people cant tell where im from so they guess.
i appreciate other ethnic beauties, you should too. saying all asians are ugly is a big fat lie, you jsut hate them, i see many pretty asians here where i live, come on youve seen pretty looking asians, theres pretty girls everywhere. theres asians that have big eyes too, they are not all small.
and not all white girls look like britney spears either, i think mila kunis is beautiful and she is white.
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brandy, thats is funny scooping up the shit
Vanessa Minillo is a 100x prettier than jessica, but ofcourse jessica has a better body.
white girls dont only like to date other white guys, they also date,asians guys, hispanic, persians, black or any other, it depends on the type of guy a girl is looking for.
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skinny bitch hates herself. look how she said " i'm half white and half.....something else. "
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oh yea and our guys are hot too and they all dont look like that asian guy on madtv
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why the hate devon aoki is hot?
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Well their is beauty and ugliness in every race. but from what the statistics say only 2% of all couples are actually interracial. And California tends to have more interracial couples then any other state. People just focus on such a small percentage that it looks higher.
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skinny bitch your a little CUNT. I know for a fact at least half your stuff has been made and imported by these asians you hate on so much. Asians are more than you can ever ever be and little shits like you make me cringe cuz im half white and asian too (at least im proud of my ancestry- 'uh im half white and uh sumthin else..' Reading your posts made me so mad. Fuck you cuz my best friends are asian and they are lovely. dont hate just cuz your ugly and a total anal bitch. no-one wants to hear what you say you disgusting dog and you've just proven how beautiful you are by insulting these intelligent ppl. ZERO BEAUTY. you ugly anorexic fuck. dont you hav somethin betta to do, like sniffing a joint or beating animals?
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this whole site is fuckin racist
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SHEZ HOT
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well she is mix, not only asian, so thats why you like her i guess, cause she is not full asian.
anyways, she looks funny sometimes, she is cute in a unique way i guess.
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wow, lb, i think you need to be drinking like 5 of those a day if you only weigh 112....
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oh and i hate starbucks,
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I really don't think she is hot but she is not ugly either . and concerning asian women I think saying thei'r hot is too general. There are some hot asian women howerver MOST OF THEM ARE UGLY because the girl on top is mixed she is kind of cute Its obvious and demostrated than when two people from different ethnicities join and have a child the child actually has way more chances too acquire the powerful and more beautiful genes. that is why MOST ASIAN GIRLS ARE UGLY because they always marry between themselves.
Hollywood and porno make it easy for NERDS to think all asian women are hot . wel... there are billions of and the majority are not attractive at all with some exceptions. There are beautiful women everywher in the world not only asia I would say with my international experience that Latin woman are hotter why? because we mix with many cultures white asian black indian ..etc i am 1/4 chinese 1/4 spanish 1/4 french 1/4 japanese. so ... that'sit what i Thinkk and for those obsssed with asians its because they like girls that look like 12 ! not the beauty of a real woman
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