'Cute Dogs, Hot Chicks, & Sex' ...Starring Mischa Barton
Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Question? which of the 2 bitches is more skinny?...i'm going to say......mmmmmirsha!!
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It's Foofur!
Why's always Mischa, Mischa, Mischa!
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that was damn funny and interesting.
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you guys are such pervs :))
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Funnier than most comic strips these days.
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Lmao!!! That was great!
Mischa is looking good...
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Ha ha. Somebody needs to create a Guinness book of smutty records for this article! The amount of times that 'dog' and 'doggy' are used is world class. I won't mention inferences to car park/parking lot pastimes.
Oh, and she looks quite good.
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yeah, she looks good here.
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Who's scarier? Misha or the dog?
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lol.. you had me going.
And no, its not true boys, cuz we're on to you now. Try taking your toddler neice/nephew out for ice cream or play with them @ the park.
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What she doesn't realize is that the dog was on it's way to becoming that dude's dinner!
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Lesssssssssssssssbians.... Ewwwwwwwwwww....
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that kicked ass
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Except that dog is so ugly and that guy is so gay.
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I'd still do her
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Aw, it looks just like my dog. Italian greyhounds are the best.
Mischa's cute, too.
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haha nice story. lol @ doug
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the dude's adams apple looks weird in the 1st pic
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LOL Eduardo :)
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