Bastardly Mercado Don't: Eva Longoria For Magnum Ice Cream!
Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
According to the Wikipedia, "the Dove Bar was an obvious inspiration." Taking that into consideration, here's the nutritional info for a Dove Ice Cream Bar; 320 Calories, 190 Calories from Fat, 21 grams of Total Fat, 13 grams of Saturated Fat. For sure a Bastardly Mercado Don't!
Conceited, overrated, Rat faced monkey twat
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each dove bar has 21 GRAMS of fat?! what the fuck?!
no wonder they're so damn good.
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she's so boring.
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not hot...i'll do her but i don't think i will love it!!
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The "reminds me of Tony" line is classic.
Chocolate on the outside, vanilla on the inside... sounds about right.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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stop writing the un-funny captions EVERY single picture especially wen its a hot girl yall never do it with the ugly ass hoes always the pretty ones stop with the fag caps
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She can diddle me.
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she is not ugly, you know who is ugly, serena williams, now that is ugly.
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I didn't even see her... all I saw was that awesome ice cream.
I always buy it & say I'll do some extra sit ups... I never do, but that stuff is almost as good as sex. .Seriously.
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she's not hideous but frankly she's not pretty either, because without makeup she just look terrible...at least most people know what serena williams really looks like...
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Not pretty, gorgeous hair extensions.
I agree she resembles a rodent, as she is Mexican in heritage, I'm sure her family hails from Chihuahua.
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damb stop wit tha racist bullshit... anyway i'd bang her regardlesss. she ain't the hottest, but "it" would more than stay up 4 her.
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im mexican too, but people think im half asian and european, im like no.
she use to be pretty, everyone use to like her i dont know what happen.
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oh no...a rat got into the ice cream shipment...
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I'm so sick of her, to the point where I hope she dies or gets into a horrific accident and can never be in the public spotlight ever again.
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Why does she wear tons of makeup all the time? Oh right, because she's fug.
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i don't get some people on here getting so offended over captions.....if it didn't occur to you the website is called "the bastardly" for a reason. they're funny so quit getting your panties in a bunch!
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Totally agree with #1. But I also think she looks like a tranny in the first picture.
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She should eat that shit, fucking bag of bones.
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to WIERD PEOPLE- ALOT of people like talking shit about mexicanas on this site, but I'm sure they are fat fuglies sitting behind a computer...you know if Eva wasn't famous and passed by them they would drool. She isn't perfect, but she is still VERY cute and sexy.
I get asked all of the time if I am Brazilian, Venezuelan, Asian, etc...I love responding NO, 100% MEXICANA and proud. We've got gorgeous girls as well, ask my Brazilian husband who loves Mexican women, and he is from Giselle Bundchen land. ;)
Screw all of you who always put down Mexican women...
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Eva has a great body, but when you see those pics of her without make up, you know you are being lied to in every magazine photo and on TV etc.
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yeah ray,
everyone see mexican as ugly, and they are not all ugly,
people dont even know where im from, they say im exotic looking and they get surprised when i say im mexican, they think im adopted or something, they think all mexicans are suppose to look brown. my boyfriend is white and he likes exotic looking girls he thinks they are beautiful
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and i dont look like a chihuahua.
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