Caption This, Bitches! (Gabriela Spanic Edition)
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
And the Wiki says...
Gabriela Elena "Gaby" Španić Utrera (born 10 December 1973, Ortiz, Guárico, Venezuela), popularly known as Gaby Španić, is a Venezuelan actress best known for her roles in telenovelas. Her twin sister is model/actress Daniela Spanic
Španić's father is Croatian, having moved to Venezuela with his parents in 1947. Her mother is Venezuelan.
Her career started in the Miss Venezuela pageant in 1992 as Miss Guarico. Spanic began her university studies in psychology, but always had a latent desire for acting. Her career received a major boost in the mid 90s when she started having leading roles in Venezuelan soaps. [Wiki]
"you think this is impressive
you should see what i can do with some Kegel exercises and a bananna.
daiquiri anyone?"
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she overkilled it on those abs.
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She totally does look Croatian..All Croatian girls are gorgeous.. I'm not feeling her body though, it's way too muscular.
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wow, thought she disappeared
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Hmmm...I kind of don't think her abs are real.
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"Sorry, I left my titties at home."
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Umm... "Huitlacoche, anyone?"
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are you sure all croatian girls are gorgeous?
i havent seen many croatian girls, but this one is so beautiful.
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"Aren't scars sexy? If my abs weren't so, how you say.. in shape? then I would not have survive stabbing! Yes, I'm so proud."
(Did I just write that? Mama told me the internet and TV were devil boxes... okay, I'm putting myself on time out.)
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She looks quite good.
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i want to see more croatian girls then
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Actually I've been vacationing in Croatia for a few summers now and pretty girls are rare over there, but they're skinny, fun, and like to take their tops off at the beach, which is cool with me.
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A gaby hispanic? Go figure.
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those abs are weird. looks like a loaf of french bread in there
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big papi
you are funny, and the abs do look weird.
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ha @ 7
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hey guys,
i'm croatian and i have to say we have really pretty girls, also a bunch of uglies ofc :)
here are some of our finer examples:
http://forum.thesimpson.it/upload/homersimpson/Nina%20Moric.jpg
http://img459.imageshack.us/my.php?image=slika0452cw.jpg
http://img.iskon.hr/kl/2004/05/21/0002006v.jpg
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''No you can't lick tutti frutti ice-cream off of my abs. You'll ruin my trousers.......come to room later...''
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The Croatian girls I know are all beautiful darkhaired with cute faces. I'm sure there are uglies as well, but they are a minority. It must be the Mediterranean Sea..
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