Can Some Please Buy Geri Halliwell A New Bikini?
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
If anyone finds that sexy, please provide a brief explanation below...
If anyone finds that sexy, please provide a brief explanation below...
the only reason i find it sexy is because i have a Jello fetish
it all started when i was one of the kids on "Kids Say the Darndest Things"
and Bill Cosby molested me
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She reminds me of Lindsay Lohan..freckled skin and no hip syndrome.
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I'd fuck anything with redhair... or pretty close... not an Irish Setter or anything... but Ginger Spice, Lohan the drunk, Debra Messing, Teri Polo et al.
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hehe, those captions are too funny.
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it's sexy because it looks like her bikini can't contain her luscious bosom.
whatever the case, i'm jealous of her abs.
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no hips.
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Because my penis says so!
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Atleast she won't poke anyone in the eye like Posh.
Meazy - LOL - that's usually the final judge ain't it.
HC- Yeah, I agree with you too.
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HCPolitico,
Yeah, me too.
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i think she is still pretty sexy... i mean for 100.... she looks pretty good still....
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buttaface and buttabody...full body brown bag with cut outs for the titties...
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that belly button freaks the shit out of me
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NOT MY TYPE
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The swimsuit is making her look like she's trying too hard. But I have to give her some credits for having those nice abs, though.
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Im sorry she use to be my favorite spice girl. But I dont care for that body it looks wierd.her stomach looks strange too. Funky woman
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ha!...the title is a subliminal fob message...can some peas bai jewy harriwo nu bawkini for body of her...
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Wow! She looks great for just having had a baby but has she always had like ZERO hips? Never really noticed before but then again, I was never a Spice Girls fan. A for effort though G!
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OK, I will attempt to explain.
All the straps on a musular body that's still kinda feminine... gives her a "Xena the Warrior Princess" vibe.
And we all know sex with the warrior princess would be in a cave, on the floor by candlelight, she's probably manhandle you and slap you if you don't please her, and you'd be a little afraid but turned on @ the same time.
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Looks good in general, but tummy gives me nightmares of Tara Reid.
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fuck...scary face with a horrible body and belly button (!!!)...and why do chicks wear platform sandals with bikinis? you are not a model on a runway...talk about trying too hard.
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Exactly! Notice how she's the only one on the beach who's not barefoot. She looks fucking ridiculous and retarded. Trying too hard to show off the post-pregnancy bod, Old Spice...
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