Bastardly Breaking News! Mena Suvari Shaves Her Head!
Saturday, August 4th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Chicks who shave their heads have a particular personality type, right? Let's review a few pointers...
1. They don't need to spend 3hrs on their hair & makeup
2. They're open to experimenting in bed
3. They can rough it out while traveling
4. They're kinkier than the average chick with a full head of hair
5. And, they're probably members of the mile-high club
6. What else...?
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Interesting move.... A canny choice wearing of eyewear as the shades slightly shift the focus from the haircut. It looks okay. She carries it off.
Two of the best baldies so far (off the top of my head - no pun intended!) have been Persis khambatta and Sinead O' Connor.
6. They feel as though they are individual/non-conformist?
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She doesn't look good to me even with hair but without hair she looks much worse. I'm not sure I understand the internet beauty logic. There are some celebs who get praised for being gorgeous when they're only average. Other celebs who are in most cases much hotter get slammed as being ugly . Mena fits into the over-rated category. What's so pretty about her? She could be described as too thin, has no boobs (don't mind small ones but she has none) and her face is not pretty. Her eyes are weird looking . I think she gets the internet cult hot status because of her role in American Beauty.
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more chicks need to shave their head
it separates the truly hot from the "stylist hot"
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I don't think she's "hot" but I think she actually looks okay like this. She's not a barbie doll but at least you don't mistake her for every other bleach-blonde wannabe in the business. She does have a look of her own. Now someone please explain why Britney hasn't grown enough hair to sport something short instead of donning those godawful white trash wigs.
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Why the fuck's she done that??
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OK, now she really looks like my 15 year old nephew. Too weird for words.
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For some reason I find it quite hot.
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used to be doable, not anymore. YUCK
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6. They'll usually cry a lot after having sex.
I kind of suspect Suvari's done this for a movie role, though. She doesn't really seem like an attention whore.
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I think she pulls it off, kinda like natalie portman did :)
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she looks uber hot. i agree with #4. a girl that can pull of a shaved head proves she's hotter than all the bleached blond, dingleberried hair-to-the-butt girls who populate this country. i don't care if it's for a movie role or not. love it!
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there's a V for Vendetta sequel?
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She could star in my sequels any day, big forehead or not.
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WoW mudhen I completely agree with you. There are some really ugly women who the bastardly will call hot LIke jennifer love hewitt. Shes uglier than sin.
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ewww shes never been pretty, hair or no hair
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Mena looks hot. Less hair should also mean less clothes. Cause Suvari has a smoking hot little body. Mena is a very sexy chick and she knows it. That's why she's so popular among guys.
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looks very sexy. works on her
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i'm thinking the hair added to her hotness...she looks live river phoenix with boobs...
6. fire all the gay hair stylists (not that there is any wrong with that)
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Enjoy fucking Lee Marvin I guess.....
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What a proper dumbshit.
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I will have to say 6. because she fuckin felt like it! I just recently shaved my head and I did it because I was tired of having hair. This is not the first time that I have done it either. The first time I did it because it was too damn hot where I was.
Still this is not a good look for her.
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NICE - now she won't care if I get it in her hair when I blast my seamen on her face
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Pretty simple....buzz cuts are for men, NOT WOMEN. Unless they are bull dykes
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what are seamen? It's spelled semen.
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With or without hair, still fugly as hell.
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Hot! Suvari is smoking hot! Wonder if she shaves below.
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she can pull off this look and still be so damn hot (unlike britney) i bet she's a freak in bed.
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As long as it ain't that paris bitch, it works for me! w00t!
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it worked for natalie portman but not for mena
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She looks like a militant fly with those glasses. I guess you don't have to worry about head lice. What about crabs??
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She looks quite nice... :)
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Is she going butch? If so, welcome.
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I would, she looks great
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Maybe he didn't mean "semen"...maybe he meant he was going to splash his "seamen" on her face. Although why he'd want to blast her in the face with tiny sailors is anyone's guess....
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Looks like she's pullin a Brit, she's even got a dancer boyfriend Mike Murda from Knucklehead Zoo, Las Vegas. he's totally hot, check him out here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frhKNpVSljY
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noooooo wat has she done to herself!!
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Desperate attempt to save her non-existent carreer. Same stupid plan Britney came up with: "let's be controversial and stuff, my publicist said that there's no such thing as bad press".
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That is plain hideous.
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Great now she cant hide her bulbous forehead!
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Mena shaved her head for a film. She's starring in "Garden of Eden". It's based on a Hemingway novel.
I think she looks hot like this. A girl has to have a very feminine face to get away with this. On Mena it works.
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One of the reasons I think some girls do that. Is because they probably think it will grow back thicker. I've thought about shaving my head too. Its like a cleansing thing also its a way of starting all over again.
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I agree with Mudhen. This girl has a funky face, and a weird pudgy fetus body. Frankly she's ugly bald or not.
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Fugly buttafaced whore. Resembles that nasty ass slut Fergie.
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Unless she 1) has an unfortunate disease; 2) has become a skinhead; 3) is doing this for an upcoming movie part; 4) or in support of a someone/a certain cause...
...Then this is NOT a good move for any woman!
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I definitely don't like this look. It's not just the hair, the whole outfit is just complicated and distracting.
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Mena just became a hot piece of ass. HOT HOT HOT
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