Kim Kardashian Superstar's Booty - The Bastardly Tribute
Friday, August 3rd, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

Have a great drunk & sex-filled weekend!
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- Maury Povich Paternity test [Flabber.nl]
- “Responsibility†is Lindsay's middle name [Celebslam]
- Billie Piper Side Boob and Near Nip-Slip [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Dogs are funny [The Bastardly Society]
- My Little Pony's Hooves Are Hurting! [Dlisted]
- Guess who has stain on her dress and an all around upskirt? [SOW]
- Rihanna says she's not going to slack like Britney & has never been drunk [Cele|bitchy]
- Allison Stokke Because I Can [Fatback and Collards]
- Matthew McConaughey Marketing [CityRag]
- Tara Reid is Ummm Still ‘Smart' [The Grumpiest]
- Madonna wants to stop the naked photos [The Blemish]
- From Big Brother UK 2007, here's Chanelle Hayes [Horny Oyster]
- Mayra Veronica - Girls of FHM [FHM Online]
- Zac Efron yearbook pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Jessica Simpson Hired a Dating Service? [DerekHail]
- Tina O'Brien Is British TV's Best Kept Secret [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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- Kim Kardashian Superstar auditions for new job @ Maxim Magazine’s 8th Annual Hot 100 Party
- What Did Kim Kardashian Buy @ The Quickie Mart?
- Bastardly Sexual Relations? Kim Kardashian Supestar & "Super Producer(?)" Scott Storch











Perfection if you ask me.
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now whiteboys like girls with nice asses?....lol....i guess you guys are getting tired of the little boy booties most white chicks have....lmao
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Way too big. It's going to look flabby like hell in two year's time. You can already see her skin is starting to crackle on her thigh in pic #6.
Forget about Kim, forget about Vida. Keyra Augustina's ass is, by far, the best ass of all famous asses. Perfect size, perfect shape, tight as hell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiEX5_i1HG8
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Does it really matter what it will look like in a few years? Are you planning on starting a long term relationship with her pstroyer?
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Halle Berry's ass is not the size of a small airport either dumbass.
If Kim's ass is so great why is she always hiding it behind some garment?
www.news.smartdownloads.net/Entertainment/Kim_Kardashian_Butt_Shy-802197...
Does anyone actually have a good picture of her ass where it's not completely covered up?
A girl like Keyra wouldn't have to hide her ass on the beach, that's for sure.
Something is rotten about Kim's ass.
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yeeeeesssssssss...more.
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Perfection
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I would wear that ass as a hat.
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i dont care if she has a nice ass or a flabby ass, her face is still beautiful.
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yeah and kim's ass looked great in her sex tape NOT covered. stop trying to prove yourself. seriously get over it youre so obsessive. whether its about adriana lima or someone else u get so hyped up and you send people links trying to convince them that whoever is ugly or beautiful or blah. find a hobby you stalker. and all that matters is that it looks good NOW. and keyra augustina has a nice ass but shes still some small shimpy girl with nothing else. and her ass isnt even great, she just poses in all these ass popping poses wearing these ridiculous little shorts and other clothes..
why do you get so mad when people have opposing opinions? so we think kim is hottt GET OVER IT, SHE IS AND WE THINK SO. GO JACK OFF TO LIL PRE PUBESCENT FAKE PHOTOSHOPPED "WOMEN" YOU PATHETIC VIRGIN.
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lmao @ b-don *dapz*
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Kim is a gorgeous woman with a great body but she has definitely gained some weight recently. Her arms used to be more in shape whereas now they are a bit larger and flabby and she looks larger in general. But she is still very beautiful and sexy and don't forget that the camera really DOES add on at least 10 lbs. I'm a man and i'm fit and lean yet I was surprised when I went on a family vacation in june and saw the photos afterwards. I look alot bigger in the photos and that's the first time I really noticed that the camera really does add on weight. Also, it's not as is it's a photoshoot. The paparazzi keep clicking away and don't wait for you to be in your best position. My own mother (RIP) who suffered from an eating disorder has photos wear she looks chunky because she was in a bad position and not ready for the photo, not wearing the best clothes, and because the camera adds on weight!
I think Kim should watch her weight from now on, but she shouldn't lose any. She should just make sure she doesn't gain any more. And she should do some arm exercises!
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its not fake. her tits are fake but her ass is not. and you obviously didnt see the whole sex take because she shows her ass in it alot. theres also a seen where ray j plays with her ass. oh c'mon most of the movie is like an ass worship movie. and what about the anal scene?? you can definitely see her fine ass. im not getting mad. im not only referring to this time but you always leave comments on posts disagreeing with other commentors and providing links trying to prove a point (which you dont have) and comparing them to ugly ass women you find attractive. people leave simple comments on posts here either saying someones hot or ugly and you always try to change peoples' opinions. dont take my word for this anyway....im not the only one to think ur a freak on this site.
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It probably takes me less time writing "Kim Kardashian Ass" in Google and copy / paste it here than it does for you to spell out your own name.
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oh yeah, and 10 bucks says her ass is scared like crazzzzzy.
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pstroyer
you know who is ugly ale, and lima is average, but kim is beautiful, and that is the truth, so leave her beautiful face alone because i have many things to say about lima and ale, but i don't want to be mean because they look like sweet girls.
and its a good thing you don't find kim attractive because you'll never even get to touch her or see her in person, she will never pay any attention to you, she is too good.
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Beautiful. Works for me!
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yeah she looks fake, in one picture her nostril looked kind of different from the other, but she is still pretty after all that surgery, i thought she was indian, never knew who she was, very exotic looking like kim.
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kim is a beautiful bitch
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Pstroyer, I totally agree with you. Were you the one who posted Lima's pic? I think so cuz I was so taken on how much HOTTER she is.
This armenian with the hairy 2-head makes me throw up in my mouth.
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Does anyone know how tall she is? Becuase I can totally bet that she's borderline overweight for her height.
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Kim's not fat. I'm sure her BMI is in the normal/healthy range. All supermodels have BMIs on the lower end of normal or the higher end of underweight (17-18.5)
Heidi Klum is an exception though. She lives in my neighborhood and i've seen her at least 10 times. She has a very feminine body and is not too skinny.
I agree that Keyra Augustina has a little girl's body. My sister has a larger round butt and always has, even when she was 8. That's just where the fat get deposited on her naturally. But having a curvy butt doesn't necessarily mean you have the body of a real woman when the rest of your body is bony, petite, and looks undeveloped.
Keyra Augustina has tooth pick arms and legs, a very childish petite frame, and her ribs show in her photos! And being fat doesn't mean being a woman.
I went to my country club yesterday evening for a swim and I saw an obsese girl who looked around 13-15. I first saw her from behind but knew she was a kid even though she was tall and I couldn't see her face. Fat or skinny, some people just don't look like women!
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if she is fat like you all say, where are her rolls?
she has a flat stomach. she is not fat at all
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you are right pstroyer,
flabby asses are nasty, but some guys prefer a big flabby ass over a small firm ass.
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let's all just agree to disagree ok?!! Kim is gorgeous btw
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she's a short, wide woman....not the stuff of lifetime hotness. Heidi Klum, KK, and other curvy VS models...ARE.
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OK, I will say a bigger, flabby ass is WAY hotter than a flat, wide one....you know the ones that looking like a dining room table set for 8? Keeping with that, when the legs are too far apart because of it...well a big, fat ass is way hotter. There, at least Kim's ass is hotter than that.
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HAHA Jenna, you described a girl I briefly dated. She was 5'2" and had the flattest, widest ass with the far apart thighs. Her upper body was tiny and she was flat chested, so it was just a damned nightmare when I saw her naked...NEXT!
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Fat ugly talentless pig, argue over someone with at least some looks or talent.
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who cares if she's fake. she's in f*ckin california. she's hot.
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Guys check out these pics this woman is 50 years old!!!
http://freewill-eureka.blogspot.com/2007/03/amparo-grisales-desnuda-en-s...
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I've seen her naked butt on the sex tape. Yep, it's real :)
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all she wants is the Alabama one eyed black snake - with an ass like that thats all that satisfies this bitch
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THE BEST ASS IN HOLLYWOOD...PERIOD. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU ARE GAY. IF IT DOESNT MAKE YOU HARD THEN YOU LIKE PENIS, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. I AM WHITE, AND I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE WHITE, BLACK, YELLOW, GREEN, OR BLUE, YOU MUST LOVE THIS HOT PIECE OF ASS. SHE IS PERFECT!!!!
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Just because you can't handle the ass, doesn't give you the right to knock it.
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They say your can't turn a hoe into a house wife but to lock that ass down, I'm willing to try, lol.
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pstroyer
damn, what is this the destroy pstroyer day LMAO. All jokes aside, women are supposed to have curves, its just good for child bearing. Please don't tell me you subscribe to that pathethic shit hollywood has force fed people for years that anorexic is beautiful. I have to have a woman who want break when I hold her
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#69, you're right, that woman (ass) is way hotter than cellulite/KK's big fat Rosie O'Donnell ass.
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"woman are supposed to have curves..." Yes, but the 0.7 WHR is long touted as the perfect curve from waist to hip..perfect for child bearing and to attract men. Hers looks like 0.55 or something...because of her fat ass. If her ass was normal she would be perfect. She has a nice tit/nose/lip job though...good for her.
The 0.7 was chosen by 10's of thousands of men choosing from pictures of women naked...it's not some Hollywood brain washing machine. There are some statistical outlyers with "fetishes" for big fat asses or chubby chasers but they lie outside the 95% of men who chose 0.67-0.72 WHR. So, if you like this fat ass, consider yourself an "outlyer"
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I agree, it's all about proportion. This chick is ALL ass!! That ass is too big for her body!
And what is it about calling a woman who isn't as curvaceous as not womanly enough? I'm sure we'd all like it if girls judged us based on the size of our dicks!
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That's right! I'm 36/26/36 and I feel like a woman baby. I don't need a 26/45 waist/hip to feel it.
There should be a website with guy's members and we can pick them apart. We'll all see the insecurities fly there for sure...good point. Heck, I'd love to pick apart men's chest to waist, upper/lower body ratio etc...great fun..let's do it.
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maybe she wears padded panty??? but if she doesn't... I'd love to know how she got that huge ass... it's very nice. maybe i should roll on the floor and cry. I haven't got even half of that ass... uhuhuhu
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#79 I think or I know tha there are more then 5% even of the white male population that find her body very sexy. And speaking of hispanics and black well I'd put the percentage way higher like 95% would say her body is ideal. So apply your statiscts to your self. Her ass is big but not too big.
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you can't argue with facts..just quoting the numbers. There probably wasn't a lot of black men in this study but these are the results.
An ass that far out of proportion to the rest of her body is either a)implants or b) 65% fat.
I guess it's both working there which is why she never shows it off on the beach...scars, cellulite etc
Stacy Keibler has the perfect ass...please. This is just a disgusting arangatang.
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I have all the right to knock it.
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How can u say real women have curves? Does that make a naturally thin female less womanly than a curvy one?
If it has a vagina it's a woman, regardless of her weight or butt size. DUH.
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I wish you'd stop posting that diseased whore on here.
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Nice ass indeed. Too bad she's a slutty mudshark.
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Kim has a nice ass.And most of us thinks so. I'm not sure that she's ashamed of her ass. Because, she wouldn't wear such tight dress. I guess...
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pstroyer...she is armenian not white not the same thing buddy ...most white girls dont have have curves they have little boy bodies
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her ass is real.
if she is happy with the way her ass looks, why does she cover it up all the time?
and she is not a whore, only because she made a sex video with her boyfriend does not make her a whore, how many couples do that? many.
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whatever....she's still a slutty, disease ridden Eurasian with caterpillar eyebrows
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I just want to do her.
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Superrichwhore. Just another slut with a Platnium card(s).
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Exotic beauty. Her face is stunning. Exquisite structure, beautiful features. But her ass is huuuge. She needs lipo
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#87
No one said if you are naturally thin its wrong, its cool if its natural, even thin women have beautiful shapes, curves does not emply fat, but shape
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Nose job, lip work, implants and she's done SOMETHING to her ass. Plastic fantastic twat who is 'famous' for nothing.
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I would cry if my ass was that huge. How does she find clothes to fit?? It doesn't match the rest of her body. Most guys I know would call her a fat ass, if she was just some regular girl on the street.
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Pak31 you are a fucking homo
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she and jhoe should have an ass fight...
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that tape sucked. all shit did was lay there. I got bored watching that shit. I wouldn't mind bangin her but if was anything like that tape. I better be coked up out of my mind and have at least a dozen other hookers there while I am fucking her to keep it exciting. she is ok but seriously, you can find bitches like this a dime a dozen here in LA. nice lookin bitches with fake titties and a nice ass is not hard to come by in this town. but since her dad did free the juice and she is loaded, I will pass on this ho unless one day is rubbin my balls and tells me to fuck her brains out which will never happen so I will have to bang other bitches that look as good or better here.
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White women dont have boy butts. And kim is white. I think white women butts are just not too big or too small either. They are just right. Black women have big ugly fat nasty asses. That all the white people laugh at and make jokes about.
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it depends, because i see white girls with really flat asses and some with flabby medium or big asses, i do see one or two with a nice small firm ass, but thats it.
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well most of us find her beautiful.
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Brian you are a fuckin fag AND a racist. Funny how you say white women have "just right" asses. rotfl. Get the fuck outta here dude. "Just right"= FLAT!. And if they are making fun of black women's figures so much, why do such a good number of WHITE WOMEN pay thousands of dollars to imitate them? i.e. TANNING, LIP INJECTIONS, ASS IMPLANTS, etc. Yeah, shut da fuck up moron and get off the computer.
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i wonder how much a whore like her can ever ask...... i think its not worth the effort even discussing yet alone bashing eachother .... sad....indeed
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I´d tap this slut´s ass!
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hey, I'm a scandanavian, tall woman with a stickout butt that I love but sheesh I show it off at the beach because it's from working out...not implants and cellulite. White women have all kinds of butts. My girlfriend is short with a butt so flat and so wide that I feel sorry for her.
Jessica Biel's butt is huge and amazing, Kim's is huuge and gross.
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the sweetest ass this side of Jessica Biel. period.
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she's going to look like Mama Corleone in about 7 years
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Hah, hah, hah, here we go again. Because white women tan and get lip injections your trying to say they want to look black. Very few women get plastic surgery anyway. A white woman with a tan and collagen injections looks absolutely NOTHING like a black woman. Bulimia and anorexia are still common and very anti-black things too. Black women always straighten their hair maybe their the one's who wish they were white. Trust me no white woman ever wishes to be a black ugly gorilla with ugly fat ass. Jessica Biels looks absolutely NOTHING like a black woman.
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Pstroyer:
Keyra Augustina is Latin. Not "white". Retard.
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# 118
Shut your dumbass up. Prejudice ass, sounds like your mouth caught the clap, literally
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please...black women tend to have kickass muscle tone, which is why they have great asses naked. (at least when they're young) Kim's has no muscle tone because she's a fat, lazy slob who shops, poses and hangs out in her surgeon's office. Narscisstic, fame (and probably carb/sex) addict. BLECH!
She would be so high mtc to date, I would put her head through a wall...me me me, give me more attention...blah blah blah....oh we're going to the beach, where's my 7 foot long white towel to attach to myself? I'm exhausted just thinking about it.
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so then maybe the white people who get tans want too look Italian or greek why the hell did you say they wanted to look black? If a white person wanted to be black all they would have to do is become violent and, remove lips and noses from gorillas glue them onto their face, talk like a fool and get a can of black spray paint and pain themselve's black. And then dry out their hair.
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Naomi Campbell has a kickass, gorgeous body. She and Christian Bale were chosen as the perfect female/male based on all of these body proportions etc. Adriama Lima, Karolina Kurkova also spring to mind as gorgeous female specimens...not this hairy Armenian bitch.
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ray,
Naomi does have an amazing body.
Here's a rare picture of Adriana and Naomi together:
www.adrianalimafan.net/photos/catalog-vsonlinebikini/victoria_secret_onl...
Naomi's legs are simply BANGING. That's true "goddesses". Way more sophisticated and aesthetically pleasing than this bottom-heavy Kim whore. Some men only think with their dicks...
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are you people this boring in person, or just online.
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What do you want us to do? Tell jokes and sing songs for your amusement? If you're bored, go kill some time on spiked or just plain kill yourself. This here is serious business.
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best quality since JLO!
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yah, naomi rules. Kim K's legs look like short slabs of mush.
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#133 you hit the nail on the head. EXACTLY. Pussies hiding safely behind their computer screens.
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Pretty/sexy, but something in her eyes says vapid, so I'm kinda over it.
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STACY KEIBLER IS UGLY . THE LADY IN THE PHOTOS ABOVE IS VERY PRETTY. ALL STACY KEIBLER EVER DID IS TO ALLOW OLD PRO WRESTLERS TO STICK DICKS IN HER ASS . SHE IS SO NASTY OFFERING EVERYBODY SOME NASTY ASS. SHE LOOKS LIKE POPEYE'S GIRLFRIEND.
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@#133 - They're not racists, they're cyber-racists. Most real racists, who've dared to open their mouths in mixed company, are either dead or in prison with Black boyfriends. The pussies on here are a complete joke. I spit on their pointy dunce caps and burning popsicle stick crosses!
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fuck you you fucking little ugly little faggot. Come break into my house I already killed 5 black men with my shot gun cause white people are down with vigilantism. We keep our shotguns nice and ready and hope a black burglar breaks into our home so we could fucking kill you. Didn't Kramer use the N word too. So we do say it to your ugly fucking face black bitches are ugly too. Your the fucking ugly violent ugly looking coward your type knows all about prison. Fuck you and fuck your children and your ugly black ass wife.
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shes a nigga lover nasty 2 cocks in mouth
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MAN SHE GOT BACK FOR REAL!!!
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her fashion are completely different than other slut.sha has good fanshion sense for sure.
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#149
what michael richards did was embarrassing, he had to apologize afterwards, and why is he races against jews, he actually looks jews.
i think you just want to go to jail and have black guy up your ass, you sound real bitter like they dont want you, but you want them, so you are being mean to them because they just dont want your puny flat ass.
im not sure but i dont think you are racist, were you just making a joke? if you were racist you wouldnt just say the "n" word you would say the whole thing.
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omg Claudia Lynx is def FAKE ALL OVER i heard she even got lash extentions and she has to get them done every month or so.her nose HELL YEAH haha her friend told me she used to have a super big nose and her lips agail hell yes same as her breasts.she's cheap.thats all i can say
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whoa.....calm down fellow stormfronters.....racism is so passe
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steve, I aree with you. There's a reason the bitch covers up...either surgery scars or cellulite...Like I've said, she's a hoe, she obviously wants to show skin...but there's a reason she doesn't. :) Only time she's showed her body is in her stupid photoshopped grainy sex tape...
#141 - Hmm.. she could be using a sort of push up bra for the butt. It makes it appear bigger and rounder. I hear Beyonce uses the same thing. But I'm still sticking with the butt implants theory, because it seriously looks like she's stuffing toilet paper in there. AND she didn't have it when she was younger. I'd love to take a neaddle and poke her ass to see if it will leak or implode. It would be funny.
And to the people saying she isn't a whore and doesn't sleep around...are you from mars? Everyone has seen her sleep around. She made a fucking sex tape to make it clear that she is a hoe. She's Paris Hilton's best friend.. She has the exact same attitude as Paris Hilton.
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geez,i dont know who these idiots are trying to promote the fake lynx girl. ok, claudia lynx,first of all thats not her real name.i have no idea what her real last name is but her real first name is an alphabet soup n i dont remember it.
she's overrated and needs to get a life. yes as u guys mentioned she's FAKE.she graduated from Geroge Henry Secondary the year i was in grade 10.and she had a big nose and no breasts back then.even her lips were much smaller but she used to wear TONS of makeup just like she does now.
and she was the biggest bitch with the worst attitude towards us yonger students.like she thought she was the most gorgeous thing ever created by god.slefish bitch
she still has that ugly jaw of hers though
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So much hate, so little time... what the heck would you haters do without celebs to criticise ? Well, you'd have to take a look at yourselves, I guess. That would really suck, eh! Look mommy, that bitch has got fake eyelashes! Now can I have a cookie?
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Armenians have come a long way, especially in academics. Kardashian obviously has forgotten and simply does not care about the Armenian genocide of her own people.
What a BEAUTIFUL DISGRACE you are Kim!
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Nice Ass!
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And that's a white girl btw.
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pstroyer
Gay for trying to prove your point too much, I agree with what someone else said . are u going to marry her and u are worried about how she will look in years. I bet you already look worse with a hairy beer belly, so stop complaining and try to enjoy the sight.. oh sorry i forgot your not man enough to handle this. It is too big for your small.. no I will leave it at that!
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funny b-don
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B-don
Haha, you couldn't really see her ass in that sex tape because it was doggy pos shot from the front with her fugly face right up in the camera.
Her ass doesn't look good now. That's the whole point. If it did she wouldn't be hiding it like that on the beach.
I'm not mad. You're the one writing in caps lock as if you're shouting or something. Why do you get so mad just because I won't buy into this plastic ass?
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b-don
Then give me some fucking evidence. At least I'm providing something to illustrate my points. You're just speaking out of your ass. Until I have some good candid shots of her ass, I'm not buying it and will continue to leave comments like these. If you can't handle it, get the fuck out of here.
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if i ever saw her in real life, i'd totally take a needle to her ass.
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Hey pstroyer you once mentioned that you think Claudia Lynx is hot. well guess what? she is FAKE FAKE FAKE and she ADMITTED to having her lips, and nose done, and she hinted that she had her breasts done. She also wears pounds of cheap looking makeup yet you don't complain. Yes Claudia Lynx is gorgeous, but I also must say that she looks very fake and is very fake and that's not a good thing.
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She's too good? At what? Being a publicity whore and doing sex tapes? Hah..
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Ash, I do find Claudia Lynx to be beautiful. Well, I'm not sure that's what I mean. She LOOKS beautiful, but that's with the help of plastic surgery, makeup, and photoshop. But even though she does look very pretty in her photos, She still does look fake. In her photos she looks like a pretty girl who should stop wearing so much makeup and shouldn't have had her lips and nose done. I'm pretty sure she's naturally beautiful because you can't take any girl and put makeup on her, photoshop her, and give her bigger lips and a smaller nose and make her look pretty. So if they are able to make Claudia look so beautiful in pictures, she's got to be at least pretty/cute in a more average way in reality without all the makeup, etc.
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Oh, my comment was directed to weird people, but your's got posted before mine did, so it looked like it went to you.
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maybe she didnt show her ass because she had her period and her bikini botton got a red spot from behind, it wouldnt be cool to posts a picture of that online,
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Look at her arms!!!! And her back!
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her arms fit the rest of her body and her back does too, she would look weird with skinny arm.
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This bitch is a fuckin' Goddess!! And pstroyer is makin' Rasheed look straight.
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Only thing Id like to put into her is a .38 slug upside the head. If I needed an whore with a 56 IQ Id stick my dick in a toaster. Plus my toaster has more class than this troll. Should change her name to Kim Karurinal anyway.
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yah, her ass is playboy will be photoshopped like hell. So again, we will never see her real ass because she is ASHAMED of it. She has narscisstic personality disorder, she reaks of it. She acts conceited but it only covers up a really really low self esteem. No attention from Daddy...too busy doing crooked business deals. Do you notice all she does is shop and pose at events? I bet she downs 3 Haagen Daaz every night and cries herself to sleep. She also sleeps with tonnes of men to find that Daddy love she never got. Alot of guys like insecure women cuz they are easier to control but just think of the STD's. OK, my psych 101 sermon is over.
I want a woman who feels confident and sexy in a bikini...now THAT's sexy!
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she needs a permanent girdle surgically attached to her.
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Curves rule Kim baby. Curves are good.
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so stop picking on her by calling her a whore and a walking disease.
have you seen her sleeping around? no, so please leave her alone.
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I find kim very boring by the way. Their is nothing great about her.
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Even Jlo's butt is more toned and sexy than this fat cow's. She has a nice stomach, the only thing that's perhaps real...the rest of her is fucking disgusting.
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And to the idiots who are saying Kim is sexy. She is truly ugly with an ugly big stinky ass. You probably have fat girlfriends and date fucking ugly fat bitches. thats why you call this sexy. Pornography is intended to make guys horny and most women on their have small butts. Because men wouldn't be turned on by big ugly stinkin asses. I would be embarrassed to be kim. You want to know who has a nice butt. Jenna Jameson has a sexier butt than her. Her ass was made for getting pounded. Imagine fucking kim ugly kardashian it would be like sticking your dick into a bowl of jello.
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only because serena williams looks like a gorilla doesnt mean all black girls do, theres beautiful black girls with full lips.
jenna is ugly with those big fake lips, but kim has a beautiful face, i never said beautiful ass.
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black is just as beautiful as anything else, you want gorillaz go into your parents old stash of video tapes, I'm sure theres one with those two shaved gorillaz humping, and out pops you, fresh and stinking to, wanna banana, oh but I forgot your father probably raped you with his then cuddled you
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Danny,
"Keyra Augustina is Latin. Not “whiteâ€. Retard."
This site says she's Caucasian (white).
http://www.areyouhotter.com/keyra
I've only seen her listed as Caucasian on various sites.
Just because she lives in Argentina (she was born in Turkey) doesn't mean she can't be white. Even if she has some other ethnicity, she's still predominantly white.
Anyway, I'm not trying to start a race war here. As you all know, one of my favorite girls is Adriana Lima and she has African and Indian heritage. I love mixed girls.
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the internet is the only place racist people can express themselves because they are scared people, with no education, and they know what would happen if they said racist comments to someones face, they are big pussies.
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a joke would be nice, and it doesn't even have to be funny. Just an attempt at something other than same old dick measuring; 5th grade put-downs; and race baiting would be refreshing
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Oh that came out wrong...she does show skin and dress slutty, it's just that it's always the same type of clothes that cover the same parts of her.
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she is so beautiful, wow.
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Oh I bet it's already starting to get flabby. That's why she's always hiding it. What I said is: It's going to be FLABBY LIKE HELL in two year's time. I can't enjoy the sight because all I see is butt implants. The ass has "fake" written all over it. Why isn't she flaunting a thong on the beach like normal girls with great asses? Instead we get beach candids of her running around with a fucking towel around her ass. Then she goes into the water, hides it under the water and removes the towel. Then when she gets out of the water she immediately covers her ass up again with the towel. If it's so great, why can't we see it? And don't give me some airbrushed photoshop shit, I want to see her ass with no strings attached. Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D81ThlCBmwM
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ya but at least the rest of us when we say something negative about a celeb its a very brief comment and we dont try to change everyones opinion but you on the otherhand get so obsessed about it and you waste time trying to find all this crap on the internet to show us to prove your non existant point. who cares if we think shes hott. does that bother u or something ???! shes hott and thats all the matters now go obsess over ur ugly retarda lima
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you are saying she has a plastic ass, at least she is not totally changed in pictures like ale and adriana are, they look like different people in candids and when they are photoshop, so what are you talking about?
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hey pstroyer,
i have to say Claudia Lynx is beautiful, is she from india? or what?
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I'm sorry, but I'm sooo sick of chubby (soon to be obese) chicks called "real women".
That whole theory of Kim NEVER showing her ass off at the beach is bang on baby.
TRIMSPA BABY YAH!...sound familiar KIM?? It will be you very soon. Your personality is 100X uglier.
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Yeah, I agree. I'm tired of pudgy chicks being called "real women". Just because you have more meat on your body doesn't make you a "real woman".
Karolina Kurkova, Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima are VERY womanly, but not even close to being fat like this chick.
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She's not a total loss, but I think she overdid it on the plastic surgery a little bit.
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Eh? I never said Keyra had the ideal body? I was comparing butts and Keyra beats both Kim and Vida in the butt department. Butts are not just about size. It's also about their overall shape, firmness and smoothness. In rap music videos you always see these black girls shaking their big flabby asses with loose skin. It seems these rappers are only concerned about size and the bigger and the more bouncy the asses are, the better. I don't subscribe to that point of view. I rather have a smaller ass that's perfectly smooth, firm and round.
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Nope, wrong. Fat isn't flattering on anyone.
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jose, I was talking about Keyra when I said "And that's a white girl btw." in #5...
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and NO111 nobody give's a ratts ass that you an ugly nigger loving faggot. Your wife is probably an ugly stinky nigger too who looks like an ugly gorilla with aids all over her big ugly butt.
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and not only white girls have straight hair, what about asians, hispanics, and indians, they all have straight hair too, believe me they are not trying to copy anyone just because they straighten their hair.
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I don't see where she is fat. How come the rating of her asset is like 4 out of 5 possible, and so much hating on here? And its also weird how internet brings out the racist in so many people....
I think her body looks very tasty..and not slooby . I wonder how many of the haters are female and how many men...
Over here these kind of ladies are the one that gets the attention on the streets...
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but i'm not holding my breath
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and pstroyer is gay. kims ass is not too big and if she stays in shape her ass will too. look at halle berry, sh