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I may be alone on this one but I think she's hot -- even when she acts like a goofball (albeit less so)

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 3:03pm
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the hottest stand up comic. who else competes with her on that title?

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 3:05pm
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Sarah is gorgeous, intelligent, and funny.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 3:17pm
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OMG when did she get Allysa Milano's arm hair?

Still shes getting porked by Kimmel so theres hope for the average Joe out there...

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 3:35pm
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This racist bitch is not funny. She is pretty, but annoying and ignorant, plus she fucks Jimmy Kimmel so must also be blind and have a smelly cooch.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 4:12pm
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she always dresses way cute.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 4:42pm
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they way she act's, make's her HOT...she funny as no one!! ....i will love to meet a girl half as funny and hot as she....

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 4:46pm
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Fugly, might be a tranny.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 5:12pm
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after today. we met again !!! :)

*sigh* dude it was the opposite for me. i introduce a few females to cool bands the cool people didn't tell them about.and then i'd get rejected....and might not even get my cds back.

dude i'm too demoralized to try again. too much rejection. you know..

oh yeah whine fest for life....and was i even at the 'we're just friends level'. ha ha....

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 5:23pm
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last time everyone was being mean to her, im surprised

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 5:39pm
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Ugly jew.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 6:48pm
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#6- you took the words away from my keyboard....

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 7:03pm
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and lemure returns ! :)

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 8:42pm
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she looks very average, and has a questionable hygiene system. but all this slob qualities make her cuter than she really is. she's very funny too.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 10:07pm
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this bitch is kinda funny then again after watching Lisa Lampanelli's Take it Like a Man show, I dont find most comics (esp female ones -how many is there anyways?) funny. She looks like shit here and is dressed like a retarded school girl.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 12:15am
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She needs to do something with those eyebrows.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 12:40am
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All I care about is her breasts

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 4:55am
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OY! OY! TOUCH IT BITCH! SHAKE THE PEPPA' GOOD!!

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 8:21am
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Cute and goofy turn me on.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 8:49am
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#7, I concur.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 11:20am
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Fugly whore.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 3:19pm
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I hate this dumb, ugly Jewish whore. Fuck her.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 3:59pm
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Hey Glimmer!! :)

Wow, I'm glad I decided to take one more peek at Miss Silverman!...
...Ok, I lied - I was really just coming back to check if I received any sympathy replies to my post..ha ha

I also used to/still do introduce girls to cool bands, etc...at least I try. But I can go ahead and jinx myself and say that I'm usually not the one getting rejected under those circumstances.

And those, now elusive, cool "older" girls..? Well, most of them are probably moms now. Karma, or something far more sinister..?

I saw an old episode of The Wonder Years recently and little Kevin Arnold gets the "we're just friends" treatment and I think a little part of me died inside. ha ha

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 4:29pm
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Btw Glimmer, that link didn't work for me - what was it??

Maybe meet you at the next newest post...

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 4:30pm
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Best role ever is in the movie Way of the Gun when she runs her mouth and gets punched.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 10:55pm
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She is so not that funny. I've watched her show and saw some of Jesus Is Magic and her show wasn't TOO bad but Jesus Is Magic was awful. She just tries to go as overboard as possible and gets nervous laughter from people because they don't know how else to react.
The media goes gaga over her because she's Jewish.

Saturday, August 4th, 2007 @ 9:59am
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i've got a thing for hot jew chicks, so defo.

Saturday, August 4th, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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Mia Kirshner, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman are some hot jewish girls. But Sarah Silverman just reminds me of a rat.

Sunday, August 5th, 2007 @ 6:39pm
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zbird

you also forgot

sarah michelle gellar and scarlett

Sunday, August 5th, 2007 @ 10:15pm
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after today. i just link your comments from this/thread and featured them in a bastardly forum post.

go to the top pf the page/on the right site. you'll see the word forum. click on that. and you'll see a thread titled. 'after today speaks' somewhere on the front page !!!!! :)

i soooo hope you see this reply.

and your telling me about the 'wonder years' ep. makeas a bit of me die too. :(

Monday, August 6th, 2007 @ 6:01am
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Hey Glimmer!

Persistence does have its rewards...glad I check this post one more time. :)
Ok, so maybe I'm just a little bit slow in the head or something, but I clicked the link again, plus visited the forums and searched the topic, but to no avail. :(

Do I need to sign up or something?
Would that be weird?

I'm trying to make this happen! ha ha....

Monday, August 6th, 2007 @ 1:36pm
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ok try this

http://forum.bastardly.com/12/

the post refing your words should be towards the top. does that help !!!!! :)

*hang in there* :)

Monday, August 6th, 2007 @ 3:04pm
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Hottest/brashist jap around. Too bad that fukkin dork gets to touch her tho!

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 @ 1:57pm
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super hot.....not

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 3:03pm
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She's like the cool, older girl you had a secret crush on (and no chance with!) as a pre-teen, who turned you on to good bands, smoking, and smug inside jokes.

God, I miss girls like that...
...but I don't miss the "we're just friends" rejection they often put me through. :(

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 4:14pm
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Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 5:41pm
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she looks like a rat

Sunday, August 5th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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