Paris Hilton Redefining Loneliness With Each New Puppy
Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Where is she going w/ this one...?
I mean, usually when Paris makes really good friends, she fires up the old videocamera & has sex with them, so let's pray things stay clean.












can a dog get herpes?
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I think it's really great that the Hilton's don't hide their retarded child, Paris, like so many other rich people do. We're all special in our own way. Don't you all agree?
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That puppy is really fucking cute. I hope she plans on taking good care of it and not neglecting the poor thing.
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great caption!!!! lol....just seen this bitch makes me puke...but the caption saved the POST!!! cool....
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you know how some old ladies live lonely lives with 2385792875689347 cats? well, that'll be paris, but instead, she'll have dogs.
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but holy fuck, that white one is cuuuuuuuuuute.
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Ahh....How cute (the dogs)...too bad she's not.
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looks like she captured that one that escaped from her in one of the older posts
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what i like about paris is that candid or not she always looks good... but i know you guys just hate her coz she's a skanky bitch.
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Which one's the dog?
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Die whore. I'm sure a dog can get herpes, coral reefs and horses have herpes...
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Poor things!
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cute dog and super cute outfit.
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MUTT!
oh and some puppies!! how cute!
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Aww nobody wants to be Paris' friend since she came out of jail. Even Posh turned down her offer. It must be lonely being an ex-con who served a pampered jail sentence.
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she's like the crazy cat lady from the simpsons
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I hope this hoe gets attacked on the face by all these dogs, and then peeeeeeeeed on...that would be so sweet.
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awwwwwwwwwww i want that white, tiny puppy.
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#9,
I also dont like her cuz she looks like shit and is ugly most of the time, acting like she is the hot shit...not a good combo.
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somebody throw that bitch a sandwich. she needs to be doin a few bastardly mercado donts
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what does she do with them when she gets bored with them....like we havent seen tinkerbell in over a year
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LOLZ at the captions!!
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Paris looks good and her puppies are cute. Get a life people!
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she needs a nose job, never liked her hooked nose....oh and dawn, i have a life sweetie, thank you very much cunt. I guess you dont have a life either since you trolled the internet and left a comment too. HYPOCRITE, you get a life.
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