35 Scandalous Comments

Her tits look delicious in pic 3

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 3:03pm
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I wish she would just take her damn clothes off already. I'm waiting for a full-on breast slip. C'mon, J-Simp, that's the only thing you've got left.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 3:04pm
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I don't care about the stupidity or incest issues with her father. I'd shag her till I dropped.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 3:08pm
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so hot. so dumb. she's perfect.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 3:11pm
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I've never been a fan of her looks, music, movies or otherwise, but I must admit she looks nice here. I'd hit it.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 3:15pm
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This bitch is fuckin fugly. And don´t care about her (fake?) tits.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 3:16pm
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* And I

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 3:17pm
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....Rag doll, living in a movie.
Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie...

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 3:22pm
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I REALLY want to give her a Dirty Sanchez.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 3:56pm
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Why is she wearing her wedding rings??!?!

Still looks liks a slutty bimbo.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 3:57pm
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That is one ugly and slutty dress. Maybe I'd let it pass if it weren't so hideous.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:07pm
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I'm just glad she isn't having a total meltdown like Lindsey and Brit.
Great Breasts BTW .....

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:12pm
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i agreed with #4 she's hot and stupid and has a lot of money!!! what else do u want?.....and don't say u want intelligence or love because that fucking suck's....

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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She is way enamored of herself. It's sort of funny, really.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:21pm
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Look like a ham in the first picture. And she has an ugly face, features don't match eachother.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:28pm
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she really shouldn't wear shirts that squeeze her back like that.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:47pm
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she just acts dumb,

she has a really good body

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 5:03pm
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She's wearing her wedding ring because these pictures are OLD. She WAS married when these pictures were taken. I remember seeing these pictures in an issue of Glamor or Cosmopolitan (all of these women's magazines are so similar it's hard to tell them apart).
This is clearly before her weight loss....and Johnny Mayer. She has a really nice body here. Her face is kinda pretty. She's one of those women whom swear they are god's gift to mankind...and it brings her fifty-something points down.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 5:27pm
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there's nothing a little bastardly reminiscing...

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 7:23pm
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didn't she start wearing her wedding ring again...?...and yeah those titz need a spritz...

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 8:55pm
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She could move in with me in my small 1BDR and I could spend all day licking her like a cat. Awesome. After that I send her to the gym to make sure she dont get fat.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 9:08pm
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I love how some of you talk about her like you know her. The poster who said she had a high IQ is right. I think her street smarts may not be that high but that comes from being too sheltered as a child, I think. I don't think she is in love with herself either. One thing I especially notice is that most of the time she is photographed in candids she at least smiles for the pictures unlike so many other celebs who look like they are pissed at the world. P.S. #14 Toro, I hope you're kidding, if not I feel sorry for ya.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 11:12pm
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HASBEEN?
when was she a BEEN?!

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 11:42pm
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i love her. she's so cute and stylish and...what am i saying, she's fucking hot.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 12:30am
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it looks like a man

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 12:48am
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I'd give her meat in every hole, but not a beauty prize.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 5:40am
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NICE RACK

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 12:53am
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lmfao @ the person for beliving her IQ is 160...her mom made that shit up when she was being made fun of for being so stupid (her newly weds show proved that)...she was very pretty when she first came out...now, she is just ok pretty.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 12:57am
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i'd throw some yogurt on her back

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 8:44am
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Whoa I just noticed the wedding ring too...WTF is up with that? This picture must be old, which surprises me in so many ways. I remember her being hot while she was with Nick and I don't remember trampy dresses.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:09pm
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She's not dumb, actually. She's got a confirmed IQ of about 160.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:47pm
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i wonder if her dad shows up to a lot of her photo shoots. that would be weird for her dad to say, come on jess ( while holding both hands up, making a mid air box so he can look through like an imaginary camera) , i need you to smash your titties together a little more, yes... thats perfect!!

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 5:28pm
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Tittyfuck city

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 11:53am
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YOU BITCH. YOU CUNT.

Sunday, October 19th, 2008 @ 3:28pm
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I HATE THAT SLUT. I HATE THAT WHORE. I HATE THAT BITCH. I HATE THAT CUNT. JESSICA DRESSES AND ACTS LIKE A WHORE. SHE IS A BITCH IN HEAT.

Sunday, October 19th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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