Lara Flynn Boyle Does The Freckled Bikini



And the Wiki says...



Lara Flynn Boyle (born March 24, 1970 in Davenport, Iowa) is an American actress who was raised in Chicago, Illinois and Wisconsin. Although she is of mostly Irish descent, Boyle also has an Italian-American great-grandfather. [1] She is named for a character in the book and movie Dr. Zhivago.[1] She is also dyslexic. [Wiki]



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Can we please make this a freckle free web site the rest of the week? Between this one and that pig Lohan my retinas can't take much more.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 3:03pm
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Doesn't look quite as anorexic as she once did. Still a damn smoking monkey, though. Bleargh.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 3:08pm
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Nothing wrong with freckles, it just depends on who has them.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 3:14pm
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Let these pictures be a lesson to all the girls who think that throwing your food up or not eating at all is "hot" and a possible means to lose weight. It's obviously not. She looks super old and haggard, and she's only in her thirties.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 3:15pm
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Wow...They really fucked up her upper lip....That's harsh.....That body's not that bad.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 3:40pm
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Awful.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 3:43pm
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does this dried up skank actually think she looks good in a bikini? FUCKING NASTY

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 3:54pm
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Er... she looks...

Well, I'm glad she's started throwing up every other meal instead of every meal. It's made a.... difference.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 4:10pm
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Love the generic plastic face. Looks like Jenna Jameson.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 5:00pm
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I think freckles can be hot... but not on this "damn smoking monkey" (LOL#2!) She's got a nice body, but somethings not quite...attractive.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 5:09pm
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Laura's got a case of loose cooch on pic 1. Funny Stuff!!!

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 5:18pm
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Hey - Not Bad for 37 ................... I'd put Cream on her Clover

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 11:41pm
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The body is about as nice as it's ever been. Not as anorexic. Face got messed up probably cause Jack Nicholson kissed it a few times too many.

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 @ 12:15am
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her face is nice, but her body is gross

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 @ 3:37am
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gross.
and those lips.... yuck!

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 @ 4:05am
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I will feel like puking after this. Oh lord save us from both Lohan and Boyle!!

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 @ 8:39am
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she use to be beautiful

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 @ 9:46pm
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Nice

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 11:23am
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I agree with Nasenbaer - the freckles are not a problem, it's those f*cked up lips...

Monday, September 24th, 2007 @ 2:07pm
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Are you kidding i wanna have tantric yoga monkey-nuk till we're both unconcho!

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 6:28pm
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Lara Flynn Boyle is pure evil and gross. Quoth Peter Griffin, "OMG someone opened the Ark of the Covenant!" Does she actually think she is hot I mean really? She is so emaciated that she went over to Somalia and Ethiopia and they gave her food, they call her the Walking Corpse. I cannot wait until she is gone then I can dance over grace naked. She looks like she is dead already. Most actresses get more beautiful with age like Denise Richards, Liv Tyler and Blythe Danner. There are some actresses who are beautiful regardless of their age like Mila Kunis, Dina Meyer and Lucy Lu. However, Lara Thin Boyles on her does not fit into any of these categories except maybe Satan's Bride. Uhhhhh, she is pure evil. I like the season of the Practice where this bitch is not on it because she ruined the Practice. David Kelley what were you thinking hiring this slunt. Necrophile Niggs would not even made love to her as she is a member of the un-dead, a zombie or a scum bag. Jack Nicholson must have been desperate! Lara do not profane any of my favorite actors or actresses with your presence, stay clear of Clint Eastwood the Great, Jack Nicolson, Luke the Hutt Wilson, Rainn the Gay Gigarette Wilson, Jon Gries and Jon Heder GOSH! She is evil.

What is the deal with Camrynn Manheim too? Camryn Manheim showed up on the Practice as an unknown actress because her last role was in Star Trek IV, she played Gracie one of the Humpback Whales. She is fat, then she is then, who is this woman Star Jiomes? What is with her long ugly United Pentecostal Church Iternational Potter from the Legend of Billie Jean hair? Is she a member of the UPCI cult, the one that oppresses women and does not allow them to wear jeans, pants, put on make-up, deoderant, perfume, get naked, etc.

Saturday, May 31st, 2008 @ 8:29am
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