The Bastardly Morning Report
Friday, July 27th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Hell ya, baby!! It's Friday Morning!! Hope you guys enjoy the next few hours of Bastardly Time Wasting. Remember, the Bastardly is updated @ (all USA EST) 8:30a, 10a, 11:30a, 12p, 12:30p, 2p, 3p, 3:30p, 4p, and 5:30p (so in other words, just screw visiting any other site while you're at work).
- Whoopi & Sherri Coming to The View [DLISTED]
Emily Parr Lookin' Good in NUTS Magazine [Gorilla Mask]
- Denise Richards Does The Bikini [IDLYITW]
- Funky ketchup commercial. WTF?! [FLABBER]
- Sienna Miller's Gonna Rock Your World! [UseMyComputer]
- Nicole Richie Got Pregnant for Nothing [YEEEAH]
And finally, on this day in Bastardly History...Bastardly Breaking News! Molly Sims goes to the beach!

- Whoopi & Sherri Coming to The View [DLISTED]
Emily Parr Lookin' Good in NUTS Magazine [Gorilla Mask]
- Denise Richards Does The Bikini [IDLYITW]
- Funky ketchup commercial. WTF?! [FLABBER]
- Sienna Miller's Gonna Rock Your World! [UseMyComputer]
- Nicole Richie Got Pregnant for Nothing [YEEEAH]
And finally, on this day in Bastardly History...Bastardly Breaking News! Molly Sims goes to the beach!













Nice body, but not into the ridge on her forehead.
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I'd squelch it.
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She should stay her ass @ home. Models always look so good in magazines, and then they come out and act like people and RUIN the fantasy.... by looking like people.
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missy
thats true, it ruined the way i saw them in magazines,
now i see them in candids and they just look average
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I have never gotten the attraction to Molly Sims. They should have fired her sorry ass instead of Nikki Cox on that Vegas show.
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