Adriana Lima vs Alessandra Ambrosio - Bastardly Sexy Bikini Matchup
Posted on Friday, July 27th, 2007 @ 5:00pm by Moelicious

Thanks to pstroyer for the idea behind this post! You rock, dude!
And now, it's time for another useless Bastardly Poll. There's no threesome choice, so please think before voting!!
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Adriana is easily sexier. Alessandra has more of a model's body, but Adriana's figure is so goddamn sensual.
god damn. ale is getting killed in that poll.
not good.
concurr with #2
I like how it starts out: A candid of Adriana in bikini and a candid of Alessandra in bikini.
But then it turns into professional runway and photo shoots of Alessandra vs. candids of Adriana with her ass in the air haha.
That's a little biased Moe but whatever :P
#7 Dude, that's not Alessandra :)
i like them both but if i have to choose it would be ALESSANDRA. but it's obvious that adriana is going to win by her ass. ;p
adriana wins hands down body and face... ale doesnt look too good without make up
Adriana is very healthy, and gorgeous.
#6- living life in the fast lane makes you age faster.. also starving yourself (or the coke diet... consists of coke & sigarette smoke) has this gives one that sallow skin and black eyes... (IE- Nicole Richie (cute back in the day, swear to God, Mischa, The Olsen twins, ect, ect)
Adriana's just so freaking hot that she still looks good:)
For any doubters that Adriana is the QUEEN, look @ page 3.. both candids... and actually.. AA looks damn near NOT hot...
Adriana's body looks fuller and smoother and generally curvier.
Adriana all the way
oh no, not again, not another "lima vs ambrosio" ! this is getting old! they're nothing compared to holy Petra Nemcova :)
This is more like asking who's got less of a body.
It's like stick figure vs stick figuerer....or something like that.
In all fairness that's not a good picture of Ale. However, Lima wins hands down. Scientific testing was done in a lab at Harvard and it was proven that Lima is sexier than Ale. The result were published in the peer reviewed journal "Science". It's done. Evolution is a fact and Lima is sexier than Ale!
aren't we all winners for this?
no?
then VIVA LA ALE!!!
adriana is sexy. ale is so skinny.
Thank you for these pictures. By the first two alone you can clearly see Adriana's legs are thinner and less toned than Ale's, so I still don't get why (blind) people call Adri curvier. Anyways, I think they're both stunning and I can't imagine anyone turning either one of these hotties down. Except a homo or (maybe) a straight woman.
You're right toph, WE are the winners in this matchup from heaven. :P
Adriana wins here. I don't think Adriana is a stick figure, you can't even see any of her ribs, she looks good and healthy.
uhhh why care
haha. Awesome how Alessandra has a fresh new picture every set, yet Adriana has the same picture every other set. Man..these women both blow me away. I had Alessandra at heart the entire time, but...damn is Adriana hot on her ass:P(aw man, could you imagine)
Its Adriana all the way! She's absolutely STUNNING!
I love her! She is Super-Model material.
#10, you're right. that is ale and adri. they were shooting for vs and took a break to collect seashells... wtf.
anyway, i'm going with adri on this one.
**drools** adriana is amazing. there both beautiful. adriana is the sexiest woman ive ever seen, and im a straight girl n i think that. something about her maybe its the eyes, the lips, i swear just something about her i just dont no what !! but yes petra is amazing and you dont post enough of her!!
Neither.
Adriana just looks a little retarded to me ( No offence to the mentally ill, or Adriana).. It's just something about her face, I can never put my finger on it. My vote went for Alessandra of course, but damnit she is so gonan lose this one... Oh well, you lose some, you win some.. Buckle up Moe!
Adriana has a prettier face but Alessandra's body shape is more womanly..Adriana has no hips..Alessandra has a nice shape but needs some boobies..
Adriana has more hips, there's just more meat around them.
ADRIANA IS DAMN SEXY!!!! She fit, toned and healthy and has great skin!!! This woman GLOWS!!
Ale looks like crap........how can such a stick thin person have so much cellulite on her ass and thighs??? She should stop smokin her 40 packs of cigarettes a day and hit the gym! She's a saggy ass bitch!!!
both perfect
its on ladies and gents and as the poll clearly shows.... its adriana all the way baby!!! and @ 6pstroyer, dude! those adriana pic are flamin' hot.
Its Adriana no competition, no questions asked. She is soooooooo yummy!
i don't like the guy above me =(
Adriana's body is out of proportion. So is Alessandra's, but Alessandra's body just looks like an anorexic 13 year old girl's body. But Adriana's body is very different. Her Legs from her thighs/hips to her knees are too long and don't match her body and her legs from the knee down are too skinny, and shapeless, and the length of her legs as a whole are too long compared to her body and it makes her body look weird and barbie-like. Also, you can tell Adriana has the type of body just like my friend Jennifer. My friend is naturally skinny with a small frame and doesn't gain weight no matter how much she eats, but when she gains weight its in her face and stomach. Even though my friend is very very skinny, her stomach and face are still problem areas (though you'd never guess because she sucks her stomach in most of the time and covers it well), BUT she naturally has disgusting legs. No matter how much weight she gains, her legs stay ANOREXIC skinny and shapeless. Seriously, her legs look very fragile and they are too long for her body. (Just like Adriana)
Very weird and ugly.
ummmm i agree with you david but not with the concept. you put your comment to insult adriana and make it seem likes she some gross abnormal person. i agree that she has many many imperfections but we all do. adriana has imperfections and i could make a huge list that would go on forever but i still think she is gorgeous. actually i wouldnt even go as far as claling em imperfectons. god created us all and he never confirmed what was ugly or abnormal or normal so really theres nothing wrong with her. people are too judgemental and shallow these tdays! pleese remember that we dont chose what we look like. we are BORN THIS WAY !! so stop being so shallow people..start looking at things other than physical beauty or ugliness because physical beauty fades anyway and its pointless to obsess over it
Yes yes David---there we go! a man's perspective! Supermodels are nice to look at, just like a surreal painting, but what would our world be if it were a surreal painting...?
Nasty to have sex with though...but still, Adriana has a nice face, that's undeniable regardless of her body...
oh yeah, and i never noticed how much they photoshop ale's stomach.
lol of course Adriana wins, why do you ppl actually find Alessandra that gorgeous enough to compare her to Adriana?
u r soooooo rite
I'm still failing to grasp the concept of people putting these women down. Adriana Lima has perfect eyes and a flawless body. And Alessandra Ambrosio is jsut as sexy as her name is. I'd like to see these people who say they are out of shape posting their own picture. And if so, I better see a woman above 5'5 with long hair, alluring eyes, a flat stomach, hot accent, and down to earth personality. Then, and only then, can you say anything negative (aside from Alessandra's smoking and Adriana's facial expressions)
none, i vote for petra
SOMEBODY SAID THAT WE ARE THE WINNERS IN THIS MATCHUP FROM HEAVEN !!!!
I AGREE! I AGREE! I AGREE!
ADRIANA AND ALESSANDRA ARE THE HOTTEST GIRLS I HAVE EVER SEEN!
THEY RADIATES SEXINESS!
MOE AND JACKSON, PLEASE, KEEP POSTING THEM!
THANKS!
can we put heidi klum on here? MILF
@40 delusional
All I have to say is that all of the people that regularly fall all over Alessandra's body in the airbrushed VS photos MUST have to admit that she isn't as beautiful as they thought. Really look at her body, it isn't THAT great. She is scrawny and way to thin, she has a boy body. I am not saying she's ugly, I just have to laugh because it is amazing what these photographers can do to make an average looking person into something absolutely stunning and all these people "fall" for it. Lima at least has a shape to her body, she looks good in candids.
#8, yes it is.
Gross. Look at Ale's body in 18a, for someone so skinny she has flabby skin on the back of her upper legs and she doesn't even have a shape. She is a scrawny stick. How is she the most beautiful woman??????? Thank GOD for candids.
I think they bothe need a little something to eat...to skinny for me
Both of them are beautiful. And you can see Ale's strechmarks because her pictures are more clear than Adrianas...
But I agree with #43 pietrus...why are everybody picking on them! all of you girls (and boys) have uyour own bodies, Take care of your own shit before you judge them...They are the ones that make the money money, not sitting at home and judging everybody else but themselves....
wow. They are so hot
Adriana All the way...She is F#%king hot!!!
Give me both anyday! They are my favorite supermodels ever.
Both are overrated whores.
adriana is soooooooo fuckin weird looking dont get the fascination at all! so ill go with alessandra
2a is absolutely comical. her legs are so short. it just looks so odd.
I went to youtube to find a interview with Adriana and she is very humble. 1:30 she talks about going to a casting with 1,000 of girls and many of them "more beautiful then her" she seems nice :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GbdnkOw6Eic&mode=related&search=
i concur with your mama
for thosse who think adriana ain't hot, copy and paste this in ur address bar...
http://www.specsavers.co.uk/cgi-bin/strudwick.sh/s?langid=1&pfmt=1&sitei...
...i strongly advise it.
what the hell is that loki and what does it have to do with adriana?
ah, it's an optician site...
okay I get it now
ha-ha
;=)
After reviewing all those photos of Adriana again I do agree that she does look somewhat abnormal. Don't get me wrong her face is gorgeous but her body is not even close to being hot. An hourglass shaped body like that of Halle Berry is considered an ideal body shape for a woman. This means hips and shoulders are same width with some meat on both, while the waist is small. Adriana is a supermodel but not because of her body, it's because of her face. In her frontal pictures you can see that she has no hips whatsoever, she is shaped like a man. In her photo shoot pictures she sticks her hips out to one side so that it appears as if she has hips. Her ass is flat and her chest is at most a B cup, and she has no neck. Her body is well below average. Alessandra might be skinnier but she can gain weight. What makes Alessandra hotter is that she actually has an hourglass figure and looks very graceful and feminine when she walks. She also has beautiful toned legs which is not the case with Adriana.
I vote for Alessandra
They're both beautiful, but on first glance, Adriana is the sexiest because she just looks more feminine than Alessandra. I agree with #5, the pics don't do Adriana justice because they're all candids, but even then, she's much more attractive than Alessandra.
The real question is, which one would you like to be seen with having hot sex on a yacht?
thats right pstroyor. some of these dudes really need ta up their eye health care game. seriously adrianas body is not abnormal. all straight males should be wantin' ta bang this chick.
Adriana is hotter. The other bimbo is borderline anorexic and smokes (she will definitly age worse).
Adriana used to smoke too but I heard she quit. Most supermodels smoke though. It comes with the territory, almost :P
#76. you are a moron. she's just a model because of her face? HELLO, victoria's secret. i mean, by definition you have to have a rockin' body in order to model for them. you can't even compare ale's 12 pound body (abnormally short legs, cellulite butt and thighs, veins popping out, and nasty lines on her stomach included) to adriana's body. do you know how many girls would kill to have her body?
look at the poll! look who is dominating!
are you stupid?
A Skeleton or a Goddess. ??
FakeSux,
Adriana doesn't have to stick out her hips in photoshoots to get that shape.
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/506.jpg
Of course that's an old picture from when she was skinnier and it's possible that she's gained more fat around her waist since then but her figure is still considerably more full than that of your average fashion model.
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/507.jpg
Alessandra might have an inch more on her hips but Adriana has more ass and better legs-torso proportions (longer legs, shorter torso). They're both B-cups btw. (they're supermodels, not pornstars). Also, Adriana is AT LEAST as renowed for her body in her many lingerie shoots as she is for her face. I'm not saying she has the best body of any contemporary supermodel but she has one of the better ones, that's for sure.
I think they are both hot. Why are we always comparing them? Can't they just both be hot?
both Hot in their own right..but my vote goes to my ever love adriana!! shes a lot curvier and healthier yumaay!..i find ale a bit gross,she seems like she was drug addict,not go0d Moe dude..
Models smoke because it makes food taste like shit, they dont run the risk of over eatting.
it was said above but even though adriana is skinny she
still looks flabby, but with this I bet she's glad she got those
surgeries done.
Ale is all natural and looks better in candids
Ale has more muscle tone
And they both smoke, so why fault just Ale for smoking?
Plus Ale said she works out and Adriana said she does not
work out in an interview.
It's so weird
adri looks flat chested
in all her candids
ones with normal clothes on the street
and with a bikini on the beach.
VS pics - C
candids A-B (she's listed as a B)
#91. you're mixed up. adri is the one who hasn't had work done.
who has veneers?
who had surgery to fix her eyes?
who had her ears pinned back?
ale. ale. ale.
and yeah, it is hard as hell to not have flab when you weigh 45 pounds.
@93 ale had her eyes fixed? never heard that before. adriana got weird teeth she should get it fixed. she probably would need some lipo done in the future too if she continue to gain weight. fuck i feel like she's gonna look like tyra.
actually, lately it appears as if adri lost a bit of weight. the end of 2006 was rough for her. she broke up with the prince... dealt with trying to find closure with her father. also, she quit smoking, so i think that had to do with her weight gain.
omega,
yup, there goes your theory about breast surgery right out the window. Her breasts are natural. They just look a lot bigger in a push-up bra because they're well-shaped (if you've seen her runway).
lazy eyes is cross-eyed. wtf! ale is not cross-eyed.
Well, she used to be a little lazy-eyed. You can see that in some of her early runway stuff:
www.casperchristophersen.com/earlyale.jpg
Here's Adri and Ale in VS 2000 show in Cannes. They were both 19 years old.
www.casperchristophersen.com/adri_ale2000.jpg
So cute :)
so what did ale do with her eyes? made it bigger? i don't a difference.
2000 pics: adriana was already a woman while ale still looks like a baby!
THANK YOU, PSTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVED THE PICTURES OF ADRIANA AND ALESSANDRA WHEN THEY WERE 19 YEARS OLD.
SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE
HIGHEST POSSIBLE (MAYBE EVEN IMPOSSIBLE) LEVEL OF CUTTENESS!
I AM REALLY IN LOVE WITH ADRIANA AND ALESSANDRA!
BTW, ALESSANDRA EYES ARE A CHARM. THE FACT THAT SHE IS A VERY LIL BIT CROSS-EYED JUST MAKE SHE LOOKS EVEN SEXIER. NO ONE HAS SEXIER EYES.
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w=2400&h=3600&i=/indeximages/women/Al...
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w=1140&h=1536&i=/indeximages/women/Al...
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w=1140&h=1536&i=/indeximages/women/Al...
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w=640&h=1280&i=/indeximages/women/Ale...
dude, we limit ourselves to around 5-10 minutes in creating each of these, so please excuse the inconsistencies...
I'd love me an Adriana Ambrosio.
Actually I don't like such competition but I still make my choice...(sigh)
Despite the hate comments, no other topic gets as much response as a LIma or Ambrosio one;)
I still think they are both highly overrated. As a real man, I prefer REAL women with beautiful bodies like Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, etc.
I will admit that Adriana Lima looks good in her photoshoots (sorry but Alessandra always looks strange), but she looks like crap in her candids and even in her photoshoots she looks fake. I'm not saying she's had plastic surgery done or anything, but she doesn't look like a real, average woman. I like long legs, but her legs are way too long, skinny, and shapeless. The top half of her body does not match her lower half. Also, a real woman who is 5'10 or 5'11 has more curves and does not look so fragile. No matter what anyone says, they're still BOTH manly and overrated,
Most of you are too obsessed. Look at the real world. There are so many beautiful women. Don't waste your time obsessing over these aliens.
Just like someone else said in a comment "how strange would it be if everyone were like that. life would be so surreal" and that's true. A real woman does not look like that and thank god that the fashion industry is run by GAY MEN and not all women look like that. And being attracted to models is not being "straight". Are all of you stupid?
Did you know ever stop and wonder why models are all tall (over 5'9''), and anorexic thin? It's because the fashion industry started out by GAY MEN and is still run mostly by GAY MEN and the gay designers like to design fun clothing with lots of color so they design clothes for women but they find models who THEY like. And the models they find are tall (like men), and skinny with no curves (like men). Yes, its true.
I even saw on tv this gay designer was talking about how beautiful his models' legs are and then they showed the models and they all had ridiculously long and skinny masculine legs.
And Adriana does NOT have curves. She poses in certain ways for it to appear that she has curves. I mean come on, Even Alessandra looks like she has curves in some photos where she's posing in a certain way and wearing a certain outfit. I saw all the VS Angels in november of last year in Hollywood promoting their fashion show which was a few days later at the kodak theatre i believe. Adriana Lima looked anorexic thin and that was at the end of 2006 when people were complaining that she gained weight. Well guess what, the camera adds on 10-15 lbs. Also, in the VS ads they pose in ways to look curvier and they wear lingerie that accentuates their almost non existant curves and of course there is PHOTOSHOP!
well i have to agree with david because he has a point. the gay designers find women who have masculine bodies because thats what gay men like: tall MEN, NOT curvy, feminine, average height women. and ya....if its possible to make it look like ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO has curves, then we know all supermodels are photoshopped and made to pose in certain ways wearing certain things beacuse we all know alessandra ambrosio has a body of a 13 year old boy whos been smoking pot and grew some tiny tiny breasts (cuz u know they say smoking pot could make men grow moobs). and i agree that a real woman who is 5'10 does not have those stick legs that look like theyre gonna break with a narrow body and no curves. maybe if adriana and ale were shorter with shorter limbs then they would look normal because their height would match their size and width..everyone knows that the taller you are the wider and bigger you should be and its normal to be bigger when youre tall because it means your proportionate!!! its natural!!! i am 5'9 140 lbs size 7 pants and i dont look like that and im a TALL but skinny girl
DAMNNNN. all yall ruined it for me. i used to just look at adri and see a hot ass woman and picture myself fucking her. now after every post the sight gets worrse and worse. i never noticed anything on her until you guys started mentioning it.
"oh she looks retarded" and then i observed some photos and i suddenly didnt think she was so hott anymore. "ewwww her mouth and teeth are gross" and then i observed some more and again she looked ever more weird to me. "eww her face is fat and her eyebrows are too low" and then THAT really killed it for me and i felt like i was looking at miss piggy with low man brows. "shes so ugly blah blah her eyes are too far apart blah blah her face is fat, she looks slow, blah blah blah HER BODY IS OUT OF PROPORTION AND SHE DOESNT REALLY HAVE THAT BANGING BODY WITH CURVES IN REAL LIFE blah blah" and THAT totally killed it!
now i look at her pics and i dont see this simple bbeauty with a hot body anymore. i now really see her imperfections and shes not hot all together
wow. you guys really tore these women apart. did it make you feel better?
way to let people control your thoughts 110.
Adriana hands down but I dont like how she has no waist in that red bikini she is wearing..her stomach in pic 13 is sticking out way too much - what the hell is that? is it a gut? Ale looks really good on the runway but not in other ones and it looks like her knee joints are about to pop out all the damn time...and did I hear someone mentioning Adriana's long legs as a flaw? LOL oh my god. Girls would kill to have long legs like hers...why do you think women wear high heels? and I also read someone saying they are into real women like Salma the square face Hayek...yup, she is real alright because there is nothing special about her...she is one of those big busted, short chicks with an average body you see in REAL life...these chicks are models and you dont see their type everyday. Someone also said Halle Berry? We are comparing 40 year old chicks to hot models in their 20s now?
www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/11/bastardly-breaking-news-halle-berr...
There is Halle -nothing special - so yes she is real but she looks good when done up at least but come on, now. If we are going to compare models to other chicks, make sure the chicks you are comparing them to are at least taller than these model's legs LOL
I like them both. And they don't look anorexic...If you want anorexic, look at that Olsen twin. They just have toned, thin bodies. No one's body is "perfect" anyways. Call me crazy, but I can't tell much of a difference between either of their bodies. They both have nice bodies.
Oh yeah...and there's nothing wrong with a woman being under 5"10. Most women fall into that category anyways. BIG FUCKING DEAL. It's genetics. What are they supposed to do...it's not like there is plastic surgery to increase height. Halle Berry is 5'6, the average woman is 5'5, so that makes her a little taller than most women Some women have height, some don't have much. If a woman has a pretty face and nice toned body, I think one of the last things anyone is going to notice is how tall she is (or isn't)....I don't think most men would mind dating Halle Berry either.
^^ hahahahahaha lay low. I gave my personal opinion...hit a nerve, huh? Halle is NOT 5'6''. Even if she is, she is no model to be compared to these models. If my post broke your heart, well, recover from it.
fucking stupid with "noone" is not a word, d83 cunt nutjob!
both gorgeous
Hit a nerve? No. I was just stating the facts. As you already confirmed by posting the Halle Berry thread, most men like her. You don't. That's your personal opinion.
Who cares how tall Halle Berry is? She's hot, I think most people would agree. You seem to have this angry hangup about shorter women....did a midget steal your man or something? I mean...I can see how you feel...those are your opinions, but DAMN do you have to say the same damn thing in every fucking thread?
112,
Hehe, my thoughts exactly. You're not supposed to pick out individual features and analyze them on their own. You're supposed to look at the sum of those features and analyze it as a whole. Yes, Adriana does have low eyebrows but they compliment her other features perfectly. She wouldn't look half as sexy or half as unique if it weren't for her eyebrows.
www.casperchristophersen.com/halleowned.jpg
The "fashion industry is run by gay men and therefore the supermodels are manly" argument is just stupid. We can all agree that this is a manly looking woman:
www.five.tv/media/image/11791833.jpg
Go out and ask gay men on the street if that's an attractive woman. I bet the answer would be a resounding "no" across the board. Just because gay men are attracted to men doesn't mean they don't understand female beauty. Gay hairdressers are a perfect example. According to your logic, gay hairdressers would prefer male haircuts for their female clients because that's more "mainly". That's just nonsense. Ironically gay men often know what makes a woman beautiful better than their straight counterpart.
The famous barbie doll still represents the ideal female form in my opinion. And the closest thing you get to that ideal is the supermodels.
www.casperchristophersen.com/V265665.jpg
mainly = manly
Adriana and Alessandra both of them are so fuckin' sexy. I could become a lesbian for anyone of them, even more with the two of them, haha :P
#starrica
One thing you might wanna remember before you start shit with me and if you decide to continue to do so is i NEVER lose or lost a guy to a man...so thats a low response to my original post; just remember that as a side note...2, yup, I hit a nerve because you got all worked up, saying BIG FUCKING DEAL when I implied Hayek and Berry were too short to be compared to these tall chicks with long legs...and third of all, i can say whatever the fuck i wanna say as many fucking times as I'd like...want something fresh? get the fuck out of here or dont read my posts. SIMPLE AS THAT! :-D
Hit a nerve? No. I was just stating the facts. As you already confirmed by posting the Halle Berry thread, most men like her. You don’t. That’s your personal opinion.
What the fuck are you getting this shit from? Did I say I dont like her...i even said when s he is all done up, she looks good but comparing her to these TALL models with miles of legs wouldnt be fair...thats what I said...scroll up and dont start reading shit that wasnt implied or said.
Who cares how tall Halle Berry is? She’s hot, I think most people would agree.
Did I say most men wouldnt agree? WTF? are you high? I said if you bitches are gonna compare some other women to these models, they should be at least as tall as them...and that is my fucking opinion.
You seem to have this angry hangup about shorter women….did a midget steal your man or something?
I already responded to that...and no, you werent being funny or creative with that shit
I mean…I can see how you feel…those are your opinions, but DAMN do you have to say the same damn thing in every fucking thread?
No, you cannot see how I feel because if you did or realized these were my opinions, you wouldnt have written what you did and started shit with me...and like I said, want something fresh? turn on your tv or watch a comedy show.
Adriana´s body is slightly better looking than Alessandra´s. But that´s not exactly a compliment. I agree with anyone who says Alessandra has a teenage boy´s figure.
Damn. A lot of people on here like fat chicks I guess.
Adriana is looking pretty damn amazing here. In her younger pictures she had this unique almost surreal beauty but I never found her as attractive as I do now --for me the weight gain just makes her 10x sexier...she looks incredible.
Page 5 has me sold, goddamn lol that's just teasing all the red blooded males on this site. Sorry Ale, Lima takes this one!
Is it really THAT serious? No, it's not. I wasn't trying to start anything.
D83- you just sound so angry....That isn't normal.
LOL i am not angry...I just get annoyed when people start shit when all you do is give your own opinion...and when you respond back, they are all like huh, what did I say? Plus, I was laughing. Anyways, I am glad we are clear about each other.
:)
Adriana Lima's body is SO MUCH BETTER!!!
Allessandra is too skinny and have a man face!!!
Adri is the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest
hey big whore d83 fuck yourself nutjob! "noone" gives a shit!
ok pstroyer
here's the thing about adri
she is naturally a big A or small B (look at the pic you posted of Ale and adri in 2000 VSFS show). So when she got her boobs done she became a big B or small C. She is listed by her modelling agency as a B cup. So when adri lost a lot of weight she lost what parts of her breast are real leaving the size of her boobs about the size of the implant making her boobs smaller and appear real. Hey when losing weight, women also lose breast sizes.
ale might have had her ears and teeth done(I not sure about the eyes thing)
but adri had her boobs and lips done.
Look at the pic pstoyer post of adri in 2000 VSFS show
Look at adri lips now. Today her top lip is slightly smaller
and even the shape of her lips has changed.
Ale admitted her surgeries, adri doesn't; she says she's "real"
Unquestionly Adriana wins shes the sexiest
Woah!! Page 3, Alessandra... good god that just looks nasty, her knees are somehow frikken HUGE and her body just looks so.. deformed, her torso is way too long and her legs are wicked short, it's just weird - And page 10!!! ACK! WHAT is that hideous swimsuit flattening her boobs?!
Adriana clearly has the better body (though she's been bulking up lately - not fat, just too muscular). You should have posted some of her from the catalogues and fashion shows like you did for Alessandra!
p.s. The ppl trying to say that Adriana is a "stick figure" .... what kind of crack are you on, if she was any bigger, she'd be disgusting like Beyonce with a cellulite ass.
I can totally understand why they are so bloody thin. Smoking and coke is actually a healthy diet. That was what I had when i was running around in those crazy insanic shows. You don't even have time to think of eating. Locations and Locations are the only thing you have in mind plus the long wait for makeup and hair. Thinking about that makes you sick already! So cheers to both Smoke and Coke. Alessandra rules over Adri, her size allows her to be more flexible in most pictures. As we can see most of Alessandra Pictures are of her in chairs in bed in everywhere but adri's overall pictures seems to be pretty much the same. Standing of most. That in a professional perspective is not flexible enough for many jobs. Sometimes being in lingerie is not just being a sexy body can't kill much if they are just standing still but being movable if not refer to manequins and that applies to all of the girls. And being movable is about being comfortable with oneself. What is the best to the real bodies of both girls just watch the videos. At such a frames per second everything is the real stuff. CS can do everything in pictures only because its one frame nobody will have time to DI the blood bodies of all of this girls in news time videos man. Thats totally insane! Think about it.
In these pictures neither has a particularly nice body. But guess what? Most models/celebrities only have fantastic bodies on pictures that have been photoshopped. Not even on the catwalk are their bodies 100% natural, they're all prepped up with make-up and other tricks of the business. Having said that I don't think either of them is skinny and Shari (no 142) sure is right about Adriana. I don't understand how anybody can think Adriana's legs are too long either, they seem perfectly normal to me. And her low eyebrows are just fantastic, so sexy and mysterious.
Overrated stick-figured bimbos, times two.
btw. Adriana is quite a few pounds heavier these days so for those complaining about stick figures, maybe you like her current figure better. These are some of her most recent pictures (released this month):
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/vs12.jpg
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/vs13.jpg
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/vs14.jpg
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/vs15.jpg
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I like her body now and I liked her body before. But I think her face was better in her prime. It's a matter of preference I guess.
Adriana all the way.
There's no match!!! Adriana BABY!!!
Bucky Beaver VS Man face
theyre both gross. adriana has the strangest body. even when she was almost anorexic thin, she was still very flabby and out of shape. look at that back fat. my girlfriend who weighs more than adriana doesnt have back fat when she bends
What is wrong with you idiots who posted this stupid discussion? What the hell is this? It's as easy as black and white (unless you're blind)...but even they have some vision! Look at Ale, seriously....LOOK at her! She has stretch marks, looks like she's been on too much coke and beer, and those muscular legs. Adriana, out of all the supermodels is by far one of the VERY few suoermodels who look a little feminine. Ale is just dog. If you like her, you like to take dogs in the ass.
Also, most of their bodies are out of proportion, don;t you know, gravity has more effect on people who are tall, because evidently there is more weight to pull down, but even apart from that...look at how tall they are, if they were in the normal crowd, and did not have the crown that remarks, "supermodel," in big letters, I don't know which guy would find their bodies sexy.
Adriana does actually have a lovely face, thus aiding her in her asthetic appearence, however...Ale is just disgusting all way around, plus what is up with her orange tan!
i don't see how someone can say adri is out of proportion. i mean, what person is against legs that don't seem to end?
look at ale's legs!!! they are fit for someone who is 5'5, not 5'9!
you put Alessandra in all these fresh pics and Adriana in the same two bikinis and AL is still hotter, ur choice is well known"nice try tho"
For women with the ectomorphic body type they are not very smart.
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?????????
OMG THEY ARE BOTH SMOKING!
IF U DO NOT LIKE..START LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND COZ MANGGGG YOU A HOMO!!
no, I think I vote for adriana
*most models
and apparently #92 doesn't understand what a push-up bra is.
oh yeah, and ale had a lazy eye or something like that.
no problem Moe, was just an observation. Keep up the good work :)
oh yeah, and would it be possible to stop the adri/ale competitions? they're two totally different people. i don't even see how people can compare the two.
ale is pretty but i still prefer adriana
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Sharon Stone is 5'9''. They are both wearing heels. A lot of people know Halle Berry, like most celebs, add a few inches to her height. Some claimed they even met her and she was about 5'3''. Bottom like, she is not a model and shouldnt be compared to models. Noone said she wasnt dateable. When she is done up, her face looks very pretty. We are talking models here, not pretty faced chicks with average height.
starrica,
One thing you might wanna remember before you start shit with me and if you decide to continue to do so is i NEVER lost a guy to another chick...so thats a low response to my original post; just remember that as a side note...2, yup, I hit a nerve because you got all worked up, saying BIG FUCKING DEAL when I implied Hayek and Berry were too short to be compared to these tall chicks with long legs...and third of all, i can say whatever the fuck i wanna say as many fucking times as I'd like...want something fresh? get the fuck out of here or dont read my posts. SIMPLE AS THAT! :-D
i am so excited...a new person that is starting shit with me LOL...this should be fun...*giggles* LOL
5b: alessandra and adriana's asses!!!!!!!
i thought that's alessandra's tatoo on the chick with green bikini.
adriana noooo!!! you just made me lesbian!
oh, I can not make a decision.
All I can say is that they have the same level of hottness and that no other woman can beat them.
They are the definition of perfection.
adriana oh yeeeees!! and that les thing is ur choice
adriana's candids look better than alessandra's photoshop pics
Not a fair combination of pictures...Lima's posing while Ale is in a midwalk. Nevertheless, Lima looks better.
clearly adriana is so sexy. she looks at you and its sexy. can't compete with adriana.
ewww ADRIANA IS WAY HOTTER. ALE LOOKS LIKE SHIT
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