Did Bono Have a Threesome With Penelope Cruz & Helena Christensen?
Friday, July 27th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
The only reason we ask is b/c they were all in St. Tropez & that place is known for a lot of sex.
Case in point.
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I would have guessed that was Robin Williams instead of Bono. The ladies are looking pretty hot.
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Thickest soled sandals EVER!
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I thought it was Robbin Williams at first as well. He looks like a regurgitated turd (or Robin Williams) however, the ladies are muy caliente.
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Yeah, were I'm from, that's a wedged heel, and we women and crossdressers are big fans.
Lose Mrs. Doubtfire and I'm willing to join the fantasy.
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I thought Bono was married. And is that the woman from the Chris Isaac Wicked Game video. If so she looks really awful now.
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Just another day in the life of an arena playing, politically active rock star......
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Thistle, yes it's her. And she doesn't look awful you must be blind! Her body is stuill banging and her face too, just just don't see her from upclose. I'd kill to look like that in my forties!!!! Bono and Pene --->Meeeeh!
Bono wore his lifts I see to compensate for being shorter than BOTH women.. Oh the hard life of a millionaire..
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I wouldn't stick anything into where Xenu has been.
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Hey sick bastard. The girl commenting on Bono wanting a foursome (she's wearing sunglasses) is his 16 year old daughter, Eve. Way to go. His wife and 3 other kids were there too. Of course you wouldn't publish those pics. If you see video of this, he's holding their hands because they're being mobbed on a beach.
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You do realize his teenage daughter is in those pictures. And his wife was just out of frame too....
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