Bastardly Breaking News!! Nicole Richie Sentenced To Four Days in Jail!!
Friday, July 27th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Only 4 DAYS?! Is that enough time for her to starve?
She nodded when asked if she understood terms of the plea agreement (including 90 hours in jail and a fine of $2,048) worked out between her lawyers and prosecutors. Superior Court Commissioner Steven K. Lubell also gave Richie three years of probation and warned that she would go to county jail for a year if she violates it. [Yahoo!]
Can someone please get Nicole Richie wasted & send here away for a full year? Pleeeease!












May they both die a tragic death. I'm sorry I take that back. I am not one to wish bad things upon others, but they annoy the fuck out of me. Release a public statement regarding the alleged pregnancy already, it's getting tired to pick up pap. attention because of a baby bump that might or might not be there. GOD: I hate socialites, at least Britney was famous for bad singing and a hot body, they are absolutely WORTHLESS!
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I still think its funny that she (well, daddy Richie) has more pull than the Hiltons.. she got FOUR days and Paris originally got 40-something, then 23. LMAO
Yeah, I don't think she cares. How many times has she been caught with drugs?
I still like her and I think she's funny... she used to be cuter, but we could still be friends.
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It's beyond a joke now. First Paris Hilton, now Nicole Richie. The next, obviously, is Lindsay Lohan (for DUI). Looks like spending some time in prison is the new trend these days. Do they actually think it will clean their image? There is nothing honorable about going to jail. God, what else will these celebrities do to hit the spot lights?
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It would be in the publics best interest if they were killed.
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i kinda like her shes the only reason the simple life was funny. shes hilarious!
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Like rehab, going to jail is cool now. It's just another fashion accessory.
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Hope she gets the full shower-treatment by some hairy bull dyke.
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so let's get this straight.....2nd DUI, driving the wrong way on a freeway (a FREEWAY), and fucked up on pills. That only gets you 4 days? Gee, remind me to drive drunk in Cali!!!
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She's amazing.
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she was driving on the fucking freeway?! holy god.
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^^^yeppers. I don't think Madden is a good "role model" to bring in court either.
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Usually in California for a second DUI you are slapped with:
- 90 days to one year in prison
- a monetary fine of about $5.000,00
- 100 days of community work
- 18 months of drivers license suspension
- 3 to 5 years of driving with a restricted license
And this only when you did not get into an accident, did not resist arrest and did not drive the opposite direction on a highway.
"All people are equal but some people are more equal than others."
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Classic George Orwell quote. The fine is nothing but chump change, the community service can be nothing more than a few autograph shows or show your face at a fundraiser or two, and probation is a joke. The only thing that would hit home is some jail time....and not just 4 days.
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this bitch would die in jail
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#14, BigPapi: Yeah, I know that scare tactics are the way the U.S. of A. are being run. Yet I got to know five people doing time for their second DUI, getting pretty much the punishment that I mentioned above. One of them being a woman, six months pregnant, and only being released from jail for giving birth.
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So a four-day sentence means she's going to be out of jail after 8 hours?
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