Lindsay Lohan is a Bikini Prostitute!
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch
First of all, which annoying celeb started the whole "I'm going to buy a hi-end camera of my own & take photos of the paparazzi as they snap photos of me" trend?
Besides that, I'm telling you guys, this chick is one of the most overrated pieces of freckled meat out there. It's kind of sad how much attention is given to her...
With that said, I can assure you these bikini photos are about 300x hotter than that mug shot photo which is on every other site (including this one).
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- Lindsay Lohan: Rehab Patient during the Day & Prostitute by Night
What a stunning fall from a plump young hottie to a coked-out party whore. Thanks mom, you've been a great influence...
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can't believe she placed 1st on Maxim 100
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She is a loser. Her parents really did a great job raising an alcoholic, drug taking, out of control unattractive piece of crap. I wouldn't let her parents smell my shit. Somehow, they would fuck that up too....
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Hmmm where to start.
If you are that rich take a cab...or better yet a limo. This way you won't get arrested for your 3rd dui..
You have issues...get a shrink
Did you guys hear she actually bet her friends that she will sleep with Beckham before December?!!!?? What an idiot..
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lol, dat has got to be the most pathetic lookin ass i've ever seen. Maxim's #1 eh?
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who tells this chick that blonde looks better redhead??
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What the hell is wrong with her ass? It looks so weird, especially compared to her other pics. And that tummy! Holly shit...how much does she drink to have a bear tummy at this age? Nasty. She used to be a cute child and a pretty woman, I have to say I didn't see this coming. Sad. And stupid.
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She was probably molested or abused as a child. You only see behavior like that from girls that had things like that happen to them. They strive for attention because they just want to be noticed and have someone like them, even if it's only for sex, like most sluts.
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HER ASS IS FALLING!!! watch out STD everywhere!! .....she's just nasty!!! pour little girl she use to be kind of cute....a long long long long time ago...
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Nice ass profiles on page 1, but she needs to tighten it up.
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Agreed Johnny Bravo. I totally back that theory up. That said, I have always been inclined to like her, I don't know why. But she is like Brit Brit to me. I know how messed up and spoiled and retarded they are, yet I always manage to come up with excuses for their fucked up behavior.
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Parents? She wrote her own disaster movie. Now she has to star in it. Too much psycho-babel and not enough responsibility taking - it's killing kids today. My mommy didn't hug me enough, or my daddy hugged me too much! All bs.
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SuperSkank - what is with those meaty thighs? All she eats is cocaine and vodka, so it must be genetic. I'm sure it will get better with age - not!
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Thoseshoes. Arehot.
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Bitch is falling apart.
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she looks like she sheds, freckles are ugly and so are her flappy ass cheeks
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Well, she still looks like garbage. Useless druggy with std's.
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Those shoes suit her very well.
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think I saw on the news the other day she was found with posessin cocaine...
Old news? maybe.
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Does anyone else notice that she can barely hold the camera? Her back is arched so much in the last photo, like she is holding some gigantic weight.
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The arrow pointing @ her shoes looks like a dick.
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I'd still hit it
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WTF...her ass folds over...Atleast shes eating and back to her Mean Girls size.
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fuck her and her ambulance chasing mother. i hope they both rot
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what the fuck is up with that ass? it is disgusting...all droopy and and..i cant even find a word...she is just a joke...so sad...so many things to make fun of but i dont feel like it because i cant seem to put them into words.
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Ew, she gives me the heeby geebies. She is just so nasty and she thinks she is so great. She has such a boyish body and dresses like a sleeze. She looks like a smaller version of her mom.
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28 says the stinkiest and tranniesh n u t j o b!
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Personally, I think she's hot.
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omg this chick yesto be so fuckin hot get better lohan
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nice ass...
not...
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Nice mudfaps
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GOD! I WANT THOSE SHOES! Oh and I love L2 no matter what anyone says! I blame horrible parenting. Can you say Macaulay Culkin?
Smooches,
Ms. GD
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