Lindsay Lohan is a Bikini Prostitute!



First of all, which annoying celeb started the whole "I'm going to buy a hi-end camera of my own & take photos of the paparazzi as they snap photos of me" trend?

Besides that, I'm telling you guys, this chick is one of the most overrated pieces of freckled meat out there. It's kind of sad how much attention is given to her...

With that said, I can assure you these bikini photos are about 300x hotter than that mug shot photo which is on every other site (including this one).

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32 Scandalous Comments

What a stunning fall from a plump young hottie to a coked-out party whore. Thanks mom, you've been a great influence...

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:44am

can't believe she placed 1st on Maxim 100

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:49am

She is a loser. Her parents really did a great job raising an alcoholic, drug taking, out of control unattractive piece of crap. I wouldn't let her parents smell my shit. Somehow, they would fuck that up too....

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:58am

Hmmm where to start.

If you are that rich take a cab...or better yet a limo. This way you won't get arrested for your 3rd dui..

You have issues...get a shrink

Did you guys hear she actually bet her friends that she will sleep with Beckham before December?!!!?? What an idiot..

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 12:05pm

lol, dat has got to be the most pathetic lookin ass i've ever seen. Maxim's #1 eh?

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 12:09pm

who tells this chick that blonde looks better redhead??

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 12:14pm

What the hell is wrong with her ass? It looks so weird, especially compared to her other pics. And that tummy! Holly shit...how much does she drink to have a bear tummy at this age? Nasty. She used to be a cute child and a pretty woman, I have to say I didn't see this coming. Sad. And stupid.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 12:26pm

She was probably molested or abused as a child. You only see behavior like that from girls that had things like that happen to them. They strive for attention because they just want to be noticed and have someone like them, even if it's only for sex, like most sluts.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:00pm

HER ASS IS FALLING!!! watch out STD everywhere!! .....she's just nasty!!! pour little girl she use to be kind of cute....a long long long long time ago...

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:02pm

Nice ass profiles on page 1, but she needs to tighten it up.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:16pm

Agreed Johnny Bravo. I totally back that theory up. That said, I have always been inclined to like her, I don't know why. But she is like Brit Brit to me. I know how messed up and spoiled and retarded they are, yet I always manage to come up with excuses for their fucked up behavior.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:27pm

Parents? She wrote her own disaster movie. Now she has to star in it. Too much psycho-babel and not enough responsibility taking - it's killing kids today. My mommy didn't hug me enough, or my daddy hugged me too much! All bs.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:34pm

SuperSkank - what is with those meaty thighs? All she eats is cocaine and vodka, so it must be genetic. I'm sure it will get better with age - not!

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:46pm

Thoseshoes. Arehot.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:51pm

Bitch is falling apart.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:53pm

she looks like she sheds, freckles are ugly and so are her flappy ass cheeks

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:57pm

Well, she still looks like garbage. Useless druggy with std's.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 2:00pm

Those shoes suit her very well.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 2:01pm

think I saw on the news the other day she was found with posessin cocaine...
Old news? maybe.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 3:25pm

Does anyone else notice that she can barely hold the camera? Her back is arched so much in the last photo, like she is holding some gigantic weight.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 3:32pm

The arrow pointing @ her shoes looks like a dick.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 4:18pm

I'd still hit it

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 5:41pm

WTF...her ass folds over...Atleast shes eating and back to her Mean Girls size.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 8:05pm

fuck her and her ambulance chasing mother. i hope they both rot

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 8:29pm

what the fuck is up with that ass? it is disgusting...all droopy and and..i cant even find a word...she is just a joke...so sad...so many things to make fun of but i dont feel like it because i cant seem to put them into words.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 12:18am

Ew, she gives me the heeby geebies. She is just so nasty and she thinks she is so great. She has such a boyish body and dresses like a sleeze. She looks like a smaller version of her mom.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 12:58am

28 says the stinkiest and tranniesh n u t j o b!

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 2:03am

Personally, I think she's hot.

Friday, July 27th, 2007 @ 7:57pm

omg this chick yesto be so fuckin hot get better lohan

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007 @ 6:41pm

nice ass...

not...

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:47am

Nice mudfaps

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 2:02pm

GOD! I WANT THOSE SHOES! Oh and I love L2 no matter what anyone says! I blame horrible parenting. Can you say Macaulay Culkin?

Smooches,
Ms. GD

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 8:05pm

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