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Too much provolone and salami man. Is that Pammy? Ah... what a cutie poodie!

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 4:14pm
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Heather Locklear.. 95 % of girls' skin looks a hot mess when they are running. It doesn't mean they have cellulite and shit. She is keeping it very got together for her age.. I'm not sure what her age is, but it must be a lot cause she was young back in her soap days.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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That 'keep smiling' caption and pic were just so made for each other!! Ha ha ha

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 4:34pm
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isn't she mid-40s? for her age i'd say she looks pretty good. i guarantee the current crop of flat-assed, anorexic starlets won't look anywhere near this good when they're 45.

was there no jack wagner 'all i need' caption? or did i miss it?

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 4:56pm
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she's heather give her a break....she's fine for her age!!

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 5:30pm
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She's still hot.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 5:56pm
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when i first look I thought "wow, i think she's looking kinda fug"

then, after some careful reflection, i realized "wait a minute, she IS fug"

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 7:09pm
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are you insane? she looks fantastic.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 8:02pm
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Really??!! I think she has outlived the privalage of wearing that swimsuit...

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 8:45pm
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DAMN YOU BASTARDLY! NOW YOU RUINED US FOREVER!

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 8:54pm
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Damn, when did my grandmother learn how to use a digital camera?

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 9:16pm
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the arms on page 3 are bumming me out.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 9:19pm
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Speaking of aging ^

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 9:41pm
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damn...i just saw a pic of her on AOL or something where they were showing her as an example of a natural hottie still at 42...ok, first of all, 42 isnt that old...my mother looks way better than this shit and is 42...and second of all, whats natural about this hag? look at those fake tits and that botoxed out face.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 9:56pm
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Page 9: headlights on.

Get used to seeing her as a 42-year-old and not in her cute cop uniform on CHiPs.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 11:32pm
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Heather, I still love you!

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 12:13am
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ok

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 12:32am
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Sexy doesn't last forever...

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 12:41am
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ew..

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:17am
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fucking nasty bitch...

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 2:10am
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it's "weird girl"

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 2:20am
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d83 bitch

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 5:04am
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overhead light like the sun will increase shadows and make imperfections seem worse...add in some bad photography and you have this. She looks pretty good though she probably should have stayed out of the sun all these years.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 5:42am
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i heard she was 45, that picture of amy winehouse is insane. all that crazy dieting really mess her puppies good.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 7:39am
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thanks for reminding me to stay out of the sun.
also i cant believe janice dickinson looks better than this girl.
wow.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 8:22am
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I'm guessing 80% of women over 40 in this country wished they looked that good.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 8:58am
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I'd still bang her silly!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 10:11am
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#10..
And she has no excuse really... she's 42, not 68. COME ON! She has the money and the resources to do better.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:39am
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Heather, you might want to hit the gym or do some fricken Pilates

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 12:11pm
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Ewwwwwww!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 2:04pm
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Well, those pictures explain how David Spade got her.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 12:20am
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She was born in September of 1961, so she's almost 46. So she is almost pushing 50. She kept her body in fantastic shape for all those years, give her a break. Most of us would be lucky to have looked so good for so long. TO #17 I think she was on TJ Hooker, not Chips. Some of these pics you have to wonder if they have been tampered with or not. That Amy Winehouse photo could be doctored. Does she really have wrinkles like that?

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 1:41am
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16 fugliest n u t j o b!

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 2:23am
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aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 10:18pm
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She has a better body at her age than a lot of young fatties half her age do. She at least gets some credit for that.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 1:06pm
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Oh my goodness it's heather! Meet you at the art auction down by the Iris garden later! They're serving free chicken wraps.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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on page 1... is that string hanging out of her suit... and why?

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:40am
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