Heather Locklear & The Aging Thighs!! Ow!
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
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Too much provolone and salami man. Is that Pammy? Ah... what a cutie poodie!
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Heather Locklear.. 95 % of girls' skin looks a hot mess when they are running. It doesn't mean they have cellulite and shit. She is keeping it very got together for her age.. I'm not sure what her age is, but it must be a lot cause she was young back in her soap days.
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That 'keep smiling' caption and pic were just so made for each other!! Ha ha ha
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isn't she mid-40s? for her age i'd say she looks pretty good. i guarantee the current crop of flat-assed, anorexic starlets won't look anywhere near this good when they're 45.
was there no jack wagner 'all i need' caption? or did i miss it?
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she's heather give her a break....she's fine for her age!!
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She's still hot.
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when i first look I thought "wow, i think she's looking kinda fug"
then, after some careful reflection, i realized "wait a minute, she IS fug"
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are you insane? she looks fantastic.
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Really??!! I think she has outlived the privalage of wearing that swimsuit...
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DAMN YOU BASTARDLY! NOW YOU RUINED US FOREVER!
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Damn, when did my grandmother learn how to use a digital camera?
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the arms on page 3 are bumming me out.
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Speaking of aging...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/amy2GTCH2407_468x321.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/amy2GTCH2407_468x724.jpg
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Speaking of aging ^
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damn...i just saw a pic of her on AOL or something where they were showing her as an example of a natural hottie still at 42...ok, first of all, 42 isnt that old...my mother looks way better than this shit and is 42...and second of all, whats natural about this hag? look at those fake tits and that botoxed out face.
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Page 9: headlights on.
Get used to seeing her as a 42-year-old and not in her cute cop uniform on CHiPs.
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Heather, I still love you!
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ok
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Sexy doesn't last forever...
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ew..
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fucking nasty bitch...
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it's "weird girl"
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d83 bitch
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overhead light like the sun will increase shadows and make imperfections seem worse...add in some bad photography and you have this. She looks pretty good though she probably should have stayed out of the sun all these years.
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i heard she was 45, that picture of amy winehouse is insane. all that crazy dieting really mess her puppies good.
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thanks for reminding me to stay out of the sun.
also i cant believe janice dickinson looks better than this girl.
wow.
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I'm guessing 80% of women over 40 in this country wished they looked that good.
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I'd still bang her silly!!!!!!!!
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#10..
And she has no excuse really... she's 42, not 68. COME ON! She has the money and the resources to do better.
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Heather, you might want to hit the gym or do some fricken Pilates
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Ewwwwwww!!!!!!
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Well, those pictures explain how David Spade got her.
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She was born in September of 1961, so she's almost 46. So she is almost pushing 50. She kept her body in fantastic shape for all those years, give her a break. Most of us would be lucky to have looked so good for so long. TO #17 I think she was on TJ Hooker, not Chips. Some of these pics you have to wonder if they have been tampered with or not. That Amy Winehouse photo could be doctored. Does she really have wrinkles like that?
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16 fugliest n u t j o b!
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aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She has a better body at her age than a lot of young fatties half her age do. She at least gets some credit for that.
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Oh my goodness it's heather! Meet you at the art auction down by the Iris garden later! They're serving free chicken wraps.
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on page 1... is that string hanging out of her suit... and why?
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