Coleen McLoughlin is the One-Pose Wonder
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Snapped @ ASDA Autumn/Winter Fashion Show
And the Wiki says...
Coleen Mary McLoughlin (born 3 April 1986 in Liverpool, Merseyside, England) is the fiancée of Manchester United F.C. and England football star, Wayne Rooney. The media interest in Rooney has enabled Coleen to become a celebrity in her own right. She regularly appears in the English tabloids amidst accusations of doing nothing but shopping all day and frequently holidaying in sunny locations. She is therefore viewed by some as a quintessential "footballer's wife". She was also one of the more prominent WAGs during the 2006 World Cup. [Wiki]
NEXT!! how the fuck is she?....put something interesting!! she's fuckable but that's it!!
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Never ever heard of her, but I am totally feeling her dress. Just not with the rest of her outfit. She's above average but nothing spectacular.
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Only 21 and look at all those eye wrinkles. God help her in 10 years. I am 18 years older and have less wrinkles than that. Are they sure she wasn't born in 1976?
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Boring, kinda fugly.
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She cant be that young. She has got to be in her mid 40's at least.
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Bored.
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Fugly.
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blah blah blah
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her mouth doesn't seem to be aligned properly
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My god! The first thing I noticed were the wrinkles under eyes!! HOW OLD IS THIS GIRL??
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A real She-man if ever there was one....this fugly is a disgrace to our nation along with Beckhams fugly wife!
America - please accept out deepest apology on both accounts!
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Who is this person with no upper lip? She is intriguing, even sans lips.
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For someone who is supposed to be a media/shopping whore (read description before bitting my head off), she sure isn't wearing a very flattering dress...
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i'd do her, but i wouldn't go make a big fucking deal about it
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Big Papi, you should make a big deal out of it because she´s Wayne Rooney´s fiancée. British Ok! Magazine and Daily Mirror (just to name a few) would give you lots of money for the scoop.
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she is ugly
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