Bastardly Breaking News!! Penelope Cruz Left Ibiza & Didn't Go To The Beach With Sister Monica!!
Monday, July 23rd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Bastardly rumors have it that both sisters are a little upset at each other...
Source: My ass.
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- Bastardly Not So Breaking News! Penelope Cruz has a hot friend!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz talks on cell phone AND tries on shoes at the same time!












Bitch is way ugly, even for starac foco
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Nice lil boobies.
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Please post pictures of Monica instead.
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Are you taking the piss? Penelope's well hot and far superior tp her podgy sister.
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I find your source quite interesting... please, tell me more.
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johnny two hats you are a blind man,
post more pictures of monica, she is way more prettier than penelope
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i'd fuck em both
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