Bastardly Lunchtime News! Paris Hilton Eats Tacos... From Taco Bell!
Posted on Friday, July 20th, 2007 @ 12:30pm by Jackson
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Who the hell walks out of their car holding a taco on their hand. Ridiculous.
Maybe she's just about to get into her car...
Yeah!
Somebody please stop this woman, she's a blight on the.... No. She's just a blight!
maybe those tacos will give her explosive diarrhea and
she won't be able to go out in public and we could get a
day off from this skank!
well at least we know now that she eats actual rats....
MMM... tacos.
Her Bentley got repo'd, and now she eating Taco Bell? Dang... I almost feel... sorry for her....
No wait, that heffa served 3 days in jail, lied to Larry King about a drug habit, and popped her boob outta her bathing suit after telling Larry King she found Jesus.
NO... you DO NOT lie to LARRY KING... So never mind! If you got the change, have a caramel apple empanada.. those are awesome:)
STD on wheels..
There's no accounting for taste. She lives in Los Angeles and she dines at Taco Bell for Mexican food?!?
@#9 - You almost need a translator to order food from an authentic Mexican restaurant in southern Cali... maybe she didn't need the hassle.
she will do ANYTHING for a photo op
Spoiled Aryan bitch is only eating Taco Bell because she probably thinks they are made from real Mexicans. And does she just use the drippings from her coochie for salsa?
Mmm...yeasty!!
Will someone please kill her? I will pail your bail so you can be extradited to another country.
Paris your fame it on the decline. A picture with a taco isn't going to save you.
Well we've known for quite some time that Paree eats hairy tacos...
there's probably less cheese on that taco, than on hers...
^ exactly Big Papi...NO ONE in their sane mind would touch her nasty, infected, festering, sperm crusted twat.
This horrible excuse for a female and celbrity is FINALLY on the decline, people have just had enough and can't hold their noses anymore.
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