Bastardly Breaking News! Monica Cruz Contemplates Sex On The Beach!
Friday, July 20th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch
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Bastardly Breaking News! Monica Cruz Contemplates Sex On The Beach!Friday, July 20th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch Related in a Bastardly way:26 Scandalous Comments |
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She looks hottt!
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so why u removed my comment???
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She should contemplate some jogging and sit-ups. And maybe some different bottoms.
DISCLAIMER: She's a beautiful girl, and not fat. But she could go from an 8 to a 10 with just a little work, is all.
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she's fine the way it is....no all men like sckeleton's...she's hot!!!! Esta buenisima!!!!
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Nice.
How about a Bastardly Cruz sisters match?
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She's so beautiful, there can be no doubt about who the hotter Cruz sister is. She has that pouty look without trying..
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she needs to smack the cardio. whether in bed or in the gym.. she need to lose those pounds
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and no! P. cruz is wayyyyy hotter
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yea P. Cruz is more beautiful, no doubt about it.
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you guys are nuts. she looks like she works out, but just doesn't starve herself. she has a great, healthy, in shape body.
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^^Please look at pictire number 5 and tell me what she works out, so I can not waste my time with that exercise.
So I see my comment posted twice earlier.. sorry.
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Yeah I looked at picture 5 and I clearly don't see what the fuss is about. She has a hot body. Just because she isn't muscular with a sixpack doesn't mean she doesn't work out. I'd much much muuuch rather have her body than the one of Jessica Biel for instance.
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She looks very average here. Definitely would look better if she toned up and lost the gut. She knows it too, thats why she's suck'in it in on page 8.
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I wouldn't mind.
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Once again the anorexic lovers speak out and say she needs to lose weight. She's fine as hell I'd hit it before I hit Penelope. If she lost weight she would lose her sex appeal.
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I don't like anorexic women, but since when is a girl with a flat stomach an anorexic? I don't like a starved sickly looking girl, but I'm also not interested in a girl who has a gut. For my taste a gut is a VERY masculine trait, just as much as bulging biceps.
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the only thing that could be better than a sex-filled shut-in with no clothes in a cabin in the woods with a fire, booze, food and ample sex toys and videos would be if her sister monica came along too. :)
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i'd pee in her butt
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and I'd use her greeedy mouth as a cum receptacle
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I see what everyone is saying... I gotta agree with those who think she could work out just a tiny bit. It makes me wonder what she's going to look like after having kids.
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Them's some big feets.
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Bit dumpy. I'll pass this time.
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OMGGGGG
SHE DOESNT NEED TO LOSE ANY WEIGHT.
ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING OTHERWISE NEED TO GO TO FKN HELL!
TO TELL A WOMAN SHES NOT BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH BECAUSE SHES GOT A FEW CURVES AND SHES NOT THE MODEL ON THE COVER OF YOUR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED IS FKN FOUL.
SERIOUSLY IS THERE A NEWER...FAGGIER PERSON DOING THE CAPTIONS THESE DAYS? COZ THEY NEED TO GET GONE!
NO MORE COMMENTS ON PEOPLES WEIGHT. OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST DONT UPLOAD THE FKN PICTURES!!
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she is sooo cute. i just love her. way better than penelope!
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She needs to contemplate some jogging and sit-ups. Gorgeous face... but we see better @ a local waterpark!
If she's happy and all, then there's nothing woring with the state of her body... I'm just saying that she could go from a 8 to a 10 with a little work.
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haha, i meant a sex-filled shut-in with penelope cruz of course!
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