Bastardly Asks: Does Brooke Hogan Need to Lose Weight?
Friday, July 20th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Snapped while Brooke was about to dine @ Southern Hospitality Restaurant
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First and I would love to do that...she is amizon Hot chick.
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Eh, she's always going to be a bit bigger, its in her genes
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The first thin she needs to do is quit dressing like she is small. Those clothes make her look like a yellow cow.
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Yikes.
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ROLLING!
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Nice polish job on her hoofs.
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Why she always gotta work them clear heels and whore dresses? I'm sure she has the possibility of looking human if she tried.. Damn her..
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she needs to forget how to breathe
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She doesn't need to lose weight, she/he needs to take estrogen shots.
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she needs to lay off the BLOW! and my fuckin lord she wears those stripper shoes EVERYWHERE!!!! that is not fashionable....at all.
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She doesn't need to lose weight, she just needs to not be a man...
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The bitch got some serious fucking legs, I'd lick her allllllllllllllllllllll dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Losing weight, gaining weight its all a moot point on Brooke. Nothing is going to help her until she gets a face transplant.
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I don't see nothing wrong with the chick, The face could use some improvement (tons) but the body seems healthy. Hell at least she is not treading that irony road. The one where people are starving, and she being rich doesn't eat just so she can match hollywod's criteria
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dude, she looks like a man. she's ugly!!!
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i hope she dies.
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Another one of GoliHOMO´s dream trannies. The more manly the better, and he still thinks he´s straight.
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she is just fucking nasty. i'd rather be caught in bed with that versace tranny looking thing....at least she could be my sugar mama
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Rasheed was creative consultant on "Queer Eye."
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Maybe she could lose a good 20 lbs. I put her in the Britney-Spears-after-her-babies-Chubbiness category.
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Is that a guy? Cmon
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1) Looking at her face I see that Hulk Hogan got the son he always wanted
2) I guess Black Dudes like her Pussy
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Ugly, average white girl.
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Enough of this fugly trailer-trash tranny already FFS!!!!!!!
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she could deffinately stand to lose some weight, and she could really use a stylist, why does she always wear those stripper shoes, poor thing i feel sorry for her
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okay..you need to ask YOURSELF.
lose weight FOR WHO?!?
i don't get it! i'm sure shes happy staying off your disgusting lists.
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She's still going to look like that no matter how skinny she gets.
If she had the right stylist and stopped trying to look like Britney Spears ca. 1999, she wouldn't be as bad.
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she is a large frammed beefy chick, it does not matter how much weight this tranny face loses, she will never be waif like or petite.
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first off, wtf does this ugly bitch need a bodyguard for??? is she fucking delusional??
Nobody, and i mean nobody, gives a shit about her and her mall tour.
And Tony the Homo soprano, you are the same stupid desperate fuck who will fuck anything and thought that Zitney spears in her black witch out fit on another thread with her cottage cheese flabby ass and big gut was hittable and looked good. Grow some f'n balls, are you a closet homo? cause you like fat ugly masculine looking dude chicks...what, the chicks who are skinny and good looking scare you because they are out of your fag reach. You have no self respect dude, i dont give a shit how much money busted hogans papa has, if you are built like a sumo wrestler and look like you belong on one of those Las Vegas female impersonator review shows, I AM NOT INTERESTED!
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She's beautiful as is. If you morons want the skinny brown heroin addict turds, more for us people with taste.
P.S. I know you've never been with a girl before, but that part of her body would be called thighs. Have your mommy show you where you're supposed to stick your dick in.
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her chin is horrible...i dont know if i agree with the "lose weight" comments...she seems to be big everywhere and looks pretty tall so she doesnt look big and chunky, which is a horrible combo...so i think she is just a big girl
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Mr. friendly ass wipe, dude, you need glasses. Just because you have no self respect or standards and will obviously fuck anything that has tits, even fake ones, (which i have no problem with btw), just cause you like em' big and manly she/beast looking BH, does not mean the rest of us do, or have never fucked before. Personally, id fuck her, i dont care, but it does not mean i think she is goodlooking or anything, so i can understand not having any standards like you, cause i dont have them either.
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some i guess guys like em big & like those big girls like brooke
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This big ugly bitch is so f**ked up and delusional about the way she looks.
1. She is not pretty, she looks like a transvestite.
2. She has butt chin and pencil thin lips
3. She is a big girl--not attractive in my book
4. She is, or was, flat chested--looks like daddy bought her some new boobs as an early Christmas present.
4. she has a big round bobble head.
5. her eyes are spaced too far apart-pretty color though.
6. her nose is not great, and she supposedly had a nose job.
7. Its cool her dad helped get her on tv, anybody would---but if it was not for her dad, she would not of gotten there by her fug looks or talent thats for sure.
She THINKS she is the great hott sexy sexpot that all the guys drool over, she is in need of a dose of reality and a reality check. My sisterS (plural, not possessive) boyfriends and my 2 older brothers, not a single one of them thinks she is pretty. My sisters boyfriends have all called l her a beast and fug. I am in high school, 9th grade, and i never heard ONE guy, or girl, say they thought she was pretty when talking about people on tv. when her name comes up, I mostly hear them say brooke was fat and looks like a dude. I have heard buttaface once, but this classmate of mine has always liked fat girls. I am soooooooooooo glad i was born little, and dont have a face like brookes. Brooke if your big ugly self is reading this, please dont humor yourself and tell yourself that i am jealous.....cause cow, i am not.
There are so many other girls who sing and model who are actually pretty, that i would rather look like. I like the way i look, dont get me wrong, but who would not want to look like jessica alba or someone like that. God knows i would never want to be built like you or have your face. There, i am sorry, i just had to vent.
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krista m.
for only being a freshman in HS, you sound like you have a lot of common sense.
you took the words right out of my mouth. I, like a lot of people, could not agree more. And please, do not apologize for your little "vent." It was right on the mark.
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Why did no one tell us that Hulk Hogan had gone through with the sex change and was back in the ring?
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/torriewilson/photos1/posedphotos...
shudder...that is fugly and so is Brooke and Mrs Hogan is foul and Hulk is a dick, do they not know that the World laughs at them?
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IS HER GUARD TOUCHING HIS PUSSY :| ?
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she looks like her mom...and that's not sayin much when her mom is at least twice her age. plus she's freakishly tall and "big-boned".
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Her new tits daddy bought her look ok though.
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Shes not that bad is just that she's lacking finesse!!!
She looks cheap...and she has a good body...you can tell she has a tendency to be overweight...but she takes care of herself....
She just need to dress better!
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CAN'T THIS GIANT GET HERSELF SOME NEW SHOES? SHE'S ALWAYS WEARING THE SAME TYPE OF PLASTIC SEE-THRU SHOES. GOOOOODDDDDD DAMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!
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She looks ok to be thick, and if she's fat, it's the fans from the Hulk Hogan ERA that has allowed her to live lavishly, act important, eat good, buy breast, and buy whatever tacky shoes and dress she chooses. Thanks to all his fans The Hulk has a fat bank account, fat wife, WELL soon to be(ex, and a fat daughter with a fat head!!! Oh well, What the Hell. She's flaunting her fattness like a wanna be star, while the rest of us is shooten negative vibes on this stupid comment cite.
And all us little piggies went WWEEE
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