Alana De La Garza Lookin' Juicy @ NBC TCA Summer Tour Party
Friday, July 20th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
And the Wiki says...
Alana de la Garza (born June 18, 1976) is an American actress. She was born in Columbus, Ohio to a Mexican-American father and an Irish-American mother. She was raised in El Paso, Texas.
She won the "Miss Photogenic" title in the Miss El Paso Teen USA local beauty pageant. She then became a special-needs teacher and enrolled at The University of Texas, studying physical therapy and social work. Upon graduating, she landed some small roles while living in Orlando, Florida, and soon moved to New York City. She obtained the role of Rosa Santos on the soap opera, All My Children, guest-starring roles in JAG, Charmed, Two and a Half Men, and Las Vegas. She starred as Maria in the short-lived television series The Mountain, in which she received high marks for her acting. [Wiki]
I don't know, she doesn't have a very good posture. She is kind of strange looking, in and around the eyes. Her face is too pale, since she has the hispanic features a darker skin color may look better on her.
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She looks like a cleaning lady trying to dress up.
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ouch.
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Pass.
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Looks fabulous for a 31 year old woman.
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I did some research and she´s not that bad. Face looks OK.
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What are you all talking about?!! She's amazingly hot. If she walked past you in the street, you'd stop what you were doing and stare. She's nearly perfect.
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If you don't think she's hot, then you're gay. Heh
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she is hot but something about her looks "off"
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Cute.. dress could be 2 inches shorter, and her foundation is too fair for her skintone... but otherwise, I approve!
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Squared jaw, looks like Beak Hilton in brunette version.
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Very nice and surprisingly fresh for a 30yo.
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She looks REALLY good on the show... not so much in these pictures.
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she is so pretty, how can you say she is not,
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she looks like a "Marcia Cruz" Aka. latina-Marcia Cross...
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She was hot until she showed her teeth--then it was like a battle of epic proportions.
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Why do you guys keep posting these captions as if she couldn´t speak English properly? She probably speaks English better than you, Moe.
And#2. You wish you looked like that kind of cleaning lady. Oh wait, maybe your future husband will find one (at least I hope that). You will be the fat white cow eating cakes and watching Oprah while your hubby/boyfriend/whatever is banging her.
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She studied landscaping at the University of Texas.
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yeah, there's something "off" about her face. it's too hard looking, cold looking...kinda freaky. she's beautiful by measurable aesthetic standards but i don't find her attractive. it's so weird to see someone like her who clearly fits the bill but fails to translate...
so cold looking.
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looks kind of asain
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i'd pee in her butt
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works for me, very pretty
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