Simona Fusco Looked Hot @ Chelsea FC Soccer Party in LA
Thursday, July 19th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
For more info on Ms. Fusco, please check out her official website, or her MySpace. Here's a little for you lazy bastards...
SIMONA FUSCO STRATTEN will next appear in the upcoming MGM film AMERICAN SUMMER
opposite Matthew Lillard and Tom Arnold. She will also appear in Dimension
Film's PARENTAL GUIDANCE SUGGESTED, THE BOYS AND GIRLS GUIDE TO GETTING DOWN
as well as COUGAR CLUB, starring Joe Mantegna, Faye Dunaway, and Carrie Fisher.
She just wrapped a role as a lieutenant in AMERICAN FORK starring William
Baldwin and CRAZY TOWN opposite Nikki Ziering. She just finished a guest spot
on SHARK opposite James Woods and appears in an upcoming untitled BRAVO TV
series, which airs in the Fall of 2007.
Born in Milan, Italy, Simona grew up in both Italy and Vienna, Austria. At the
age of 14 she moved to the United States where her first “Hollywood momentâ€
was when director Oliver Stone approached her to play the title role in LOLITA
-- which her mother refused to let her do because of the subject matter.
Famed columnist James Bacon described this talented beauty as “the most
spectacular looking blonde since Marilyn Monroe!†And who but one of a
select few to photograph and interview Monroe, arguably Hollywood's most
iconic bombshell, would know better? Not too many actresses can make that
claim!
Simona's other credits include the part of ‘Ulsa' in hit comedy BEERFEST
from the famed writing team as the ‘Broken Lizard,' and roles in BOTTOM'S
UP with Paris Hilton, CHASING GHOSTS opposite Michael Madsen and Shannon
Sossaman, and a guest star spot on the hit HBO series ENTOURAGE.
Not only a silver screen beauty, Simona has been involved in the campaigns for
such popular brands as Coca-Cola, BMW, Ferrari, Guess! By Marciano and Fendi
for Vogue magazine among countless other magazine covers worldwide.
Simona is a force of nature, conquering film, television, corporate campaigns
and whatever else she set's her sights on! [Source]
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i bet she had to put alot of miles on that poonaner to get a dumb guy to pay for her obnoxious tits.
after further inspection she looks a little slow. not buyin this one as hot, sorry guys.
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The only thing missing is a sign that says:"Insert penis here" above her tits.
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and oh, that google translation is horrible!!!!!!!!!
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The first thing I thought looking at her tanlines was: wrong, wrong, wrong.
Anyway, LOL: Mailand is not Milan, wtf!!
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Germans have the best porn.
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page 2 looks like that black dude is about to eat a tit.
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^^ yeah, maybe he thirsty.. mmm, silicone juice! That was a witty observation..
ANd I've thought about it, and... NO, that's horribly disgusting and classless of the Katherine-Heigl look-alike...
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yep mmm page two does look like that and simona's expression.....
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Very fine legs.. And that's about it.. I will never learn to appreciate the beauty of bleached blonde bimos with fake tits, lips, eyecolor, and everything else that may be. Why is that hot??
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Tanlines are sexy when a woman is naked and in a private place. At an event they are just gross and tacky. But worse than the her tanlines are the stretch marks on her boobs.
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let's just say slut, altogether now...
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tacky outfit
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She has that porn whore escort style thing going. Good girl!
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I actualy got a kick out of reading that Ghetto Google translator...
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Obviously fake tits, but I'd pee in her butt.
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SPF anyone?!
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Cant come to a conclusion right now, need more pics in a different outfit or naked.
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Not feeling the manly face, tits look kinda OK, but they probably fake.
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Buy a clue, babe. Have some self-respect.
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Cum dumpster. She'd get it - hard.
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Ick. Tacky outfit and tacky tanlines. The least she could do is save that kind of thing for third rate pornos made in her cousin's garage.
She has a weird expression on her face, too. Something along the lines of "I need far more fiber in my diet".
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mailand is milan
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either you are all gay or just a bunch of jealous trailertrash. This is a gorgeous young woman and any MAN can see that.
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She is hot! I am checking if this hottie has a website with more pics or myspace...
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I have to say I agree with Sam. Hey Sam we need more man like you on on this site!!
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Holy shit! That is the same dress Beyonce wore to the awards! F...ing Roberto Cavalli! WOW! that's at least $2G
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