Bastardly Breaking News!! Jessica Alba Signs Autograph With Black Sharpie!
Thursday, July 19th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba Out & About with "I Just Had Crazy J. Alba Sex" Hair
- Katherine Heigl Uses Both Black & Blue Sharpie To Sign Autographs!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Hairy Alyssa Milano is a Blue Sharpie User!!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Jessica Alba's Has Ass & Hips Are Missing!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba Feeds Homeless People Sprinkled Donuts













She looks a bit like Mangelina Jolie here. Skinny anorexic freak.
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haha look at those midget legs
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I really fuckin hate it when bitches be wearing sunglasses.
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i don't see the appeal
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^^^ See egotastic.com for her (British) GQ mag... the American version did her no justice... Then you'll understand.
She has a nice chest... seriously... I wouldn't mind having that set.
Alba, listen- Let down you hair... put on some heels... find less heavy-rimmed glasses.. and some lipgloss... stop being so mad at the world... YOU WERE BORN BEAUTIFUL! Embrace it.
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She's beautiful, I have to say. Her shoes are not doing her much justice, though. It makes her look short and squat. But other than that, she looks great.
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Does that sharpie smell of tuna?
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Fix your uneven nostrils while you're at it.
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Something is happening to her face. It's like getting longer and wideras she ages. She's getting the Skeletor look.
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Her body is weird. She's skinny and lanky on top and her legs are short and chunky. There are other girls who are alot better looking. The media is just always trying to build up Alba.
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bitch thinks she's a diva
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her outfits are better in paris than madrid :)
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"beacuse my soul is black" !!!!!!! FINALLY!! you guys NOTICED???!!!
notice how, in the second pic under the first one, shes POINTING? thats super tacky. she looks like shes a pointer, like at EVERYONE. "do this! im not happy with that! i said i wanted sugar FREE gum!!!! i wanted THIS!!!!!" stupid cunt. whiny little twerp, self-loathing mexican..... "get past my hotness" hey LATINA girl! get your oversized, egotistical, (air )head OUT of your oversized ASS!!!!! her ass is so gross, IM not "obsessed" with it, i think it looks like a bunch of dimples and celulite. oh yeah, and her feet are so HUGE its like, almost WRONG!
she looks like an alien here. i bet she shares shoes with her castrated boyfriend. but hey, they have an open relationship..... like he waits home for her while shes out fucking, sucking, getting everything done to her, bukkake, circle jerks, 3 dicks in her ass, because, well, hey, she needs the money. OVERATED
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Please no more Jessica Alba stories!! I HATE taht RACIST pig!
please please no more of this horseshit, shes so boring, and i cant BELIEVE there are actualy brainwashed morons who think shes even REMOTELY attractive OR has a nice bod. now way, too skinny on top, wayyy too huge on the bottom. like star jones, PRE surgery, all those lumps and dimples......AND, the WORST........................................
she dissed OUR troops!
http://bradpita.typepad.com/bradpita/2007/05/jessica_alba_di.html
what a concieted, egotistical, ungrateful little cum dumpster
there out there fighting for US, and unfortunatlyu getting maimed, hurt and even worse, dying for US!!!! no, im in NO WAY for this stupid oil war, but to diss US troops is just evil, like her and her black heart.
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shut it
Her body is weird. She’s skinny and lanky on top and her legs are short and chunky. There are other girls who are alot better looking. The media is just always trying to build up Alba.
^ you noticed that as well?????!!!! thank GOD
Big Papi
bitch thinks she’s a diva lol with NOTHING to back it up with
shes just a fuckin gross twat.
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Adam are you also Vito?
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no, #17, im adam, why?
anyway, i can’t stand this little snot. she basically shits all over her culture and then she dumps her boyfriend over the phone like a high schooler. what a bitch.
then sends an assistant to their home they share and packed up all his belonings and put them outside the door, kicking the guy out. what a black hearted cowardly little twit. 3 years and she CALLS him to say “im not in love with you anymore†sheesh. cowardly move, asshole.
now that ive given you some “bastardly breaking news†heres the real story
http://dlisted.com/node/13101#comments
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FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I hate diz cunt
shez soo fucking ANNOYING
HOLYY
JESSICA LISTEN
YOUR FUGLY
NO ONE THINKS UR HOT ANMORE
i dunno WHY people thought she was "HOT"
to begin wif
ur ugly scum face CUNT
dat cant do shit
Now plzzz
go die:)
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#19, good call!!!!!
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I guess your not him then. But you both type the same kind of comments.
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sorry to disappiont you, Josie, im Adam
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The paparazzi was no problem for her on this day. "The paps? I can give two shits about them." Shut up ho!
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