she is so hot its ridiculous... and what do you guys know about her being a nice person or not... im sure theres plenty of girls in hollywood much bitchier than her... who knows maybe shes nice

I think she killed Cash Warren, he bitched too much, he drove her nuts, she's got him right in her back yaaaaard.

Psst Jess! You spilt some chocolate on your dress. Jess! J-e-ss!! J...Ah forget it.

What the hell is she wearing?

Give me a fucking break she doesn't look that great at all!

Is that the New Jersey mall look? Who is her stylist, Tiffany?

Something bugs me about her face. I think she's pretty with make up not so much with out it. But, I guess I just don't think she's AS pretty as so many say.

ehh not really understanding the leggings choice. the dress and shoes would be super cute together without it.

====Yes. This is considered smiling to her. Talk about Stuck up. Oh and Jessica I am able to get past your "hotness." I Know that you are shocked by this, but yes, I am actually able to get past it.

The leggings are disgusting as are the shoes. Her legs actually are very short and chunky and her upper body is very skinny. I don't know why she thinks she's all that, I really don't. This is really her without the magic of lighting and airbrushing! Wow.

Why are they still promoting this crap? IT SUCKED, just like the first one did, OK? Damn, talk about kicking a dead horse.

john

she is so hot its ridiculous… and what do you guys know about her being a nice person or not… im sure theres plenty of girls in hollywood much bitchier than her… who knows maybe shes nice

She is not hot. There are women who are more beautiful in Hollywood who deserve the title of "actress" because they actually HAVE talent. They are professional women who don't talk crap Like Alba does. They just do their job.

She has a Frankenstein shaped head and she's always talking crap about one thing or another or else bragging about her looks. I don't think a combination of skinny chest/ arms and chunky, short legs, along with that Frankenstein head qualifies as "Hotness."

She totally has that "I am so entitled." look on her face. What a B**ch. They totally messed up, casting her as this character cause she doesn't even look like her! What a Rip off! Hollywood sucks ASS!

I guess it is all about Jessica being ashamed of being a Latina that she has to play a white girl with brown skin and burnt-orange hair. Sorry girl, you didn't look cool or fly, just ridiculous.

Too harsh? No way. It's because of her bitchy attitude.

Her face is getting all long and wide. She's getting the Skeletor look ala Angelina and Brooke Shields.

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=====Oh NOW You pose! Miss” The Paps? I can give two sh*ts about them. They can take a picture of me if I have a (crappy) movie coming out.” Nothing but a sh*t talker.

Monday, July 16, 2007

NO, seriously she is thinking EAXCTLY what you guys wrote in the caption.. And also let me add " EEkk.. Imagine being one of these earthlings.. Thank GOD I am superior!"

wack

hahaha you people don't know her..so don't talk shit that she's bitchy and mean in real life...
YES, she's stupid because she doesn't get that the papparazzis came with her choise to be an "actress".

You can come a looooong way if your'e beautiful

YES YOU ARE... So what if she's bitchy? That's not what I thought we did here.
She's still crazy beautiful. She's wrong for them tights.. it ruined an almost perfect outfit, but she's really pretty.

Oh... and did I mention... her body is CRAZY... She does have the thick lower body, but she keeps it in shape.. and she's got a nice bottom...

The media is always trying to build her up, but she has nothing to offer except trying to look sexy in men's mags. But her looks are fading so she better think of something else to keep her famous.

Her face is looking all chiseled and hard now, like a man's.

she's ridiculously gorgeous with or without the make-up.

HA! So she got a nose job? WoW! I guess everybody needs a little help, especially in Hollywood. Yeah I see it. It used to be shorter and wider. She used to be so cute, but now she's just plain. Too skinny.

hahaha you people don’t know her..so don’t talk shit that she’s bitchy and mean in real life…
YES, she’s stupid because she doesn’t get that the papparazzis came with her choise to be an “actress”.

=====You can come a looooong way if your’e beautiful

Yeah in Hollywood you can. It's called the Casting Couch.

I think Kim K. is waaayy better looking than Alba. But one's a Hoe and the other is a conceited Hoe so..I guess I'm torn.

========= Funny, she is only on Hot Lists when she’s going to be in a movie. Any other time, it’s like she doesn't evene xist

I don't care if she hates us all. The girl is HOTTTT!!!!!

you people are funny, i think she is pretty, not as pretty as petra or angelina but she is very pretty, without makeup she scares me

Completly agree with #13 and #14. I can´t stand this bitch and I really despise self-haters like her.

She hates me, she's arrogant, she's bitchy. she's whatever..
She's one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, drop-dead gorgeous, amazing body and skin.

she's alright looking...anyone notcie her neck though...last page...

Give me a fucking break so Jessica Alba and her ugly ass can be bitchy and conceited and have plastic surgery. And its just all o.k. because "she's so hot". But paris hilton gets butchered for being the same way. I think Jessica alba is uglier then Paris Hilton!

yeah its sad she is a self hater, well their is one in every family, ours is lame ass tiger woods, or as I like to call him, nigger woods, LOL, could be a t shirt, lets make millions off his fucking ugly kisser, Albas to
The body and looks ain't bad, its the fucking attitude, it just makes her unattractive to me, so I pass.

I think she's beautiful. Her tits looks nice.

not as hot as she used to be, but i'd still pee in her butt.

Bastards, can we brown bag her body? Just from the neck down. Head's OK but OMG that outfit!!

She looks very cute here.

she's a self-hater? that's fucked up!

i don't care how much of a mega bitch she is, i would gladly drink her bathwater AND pee in her butt, in that order.

wayyyyyy overrated

babe is smokin hot

she's gorgeous

she is hot but my meathead brother who played a tree stump in the school play has more acting ability than her

david10006

i don’t care how much of a mega bitch she is, i would gladly drink her bathwater AND pee in her butt, in that order.

^ ^ issues. why are her feet so HUGE? and dosent she have a stylest?! that dress is hideous, those shoes are so but fugly ( like her ) but i bet they cost a fortune.

holly
Give me a fucking break so Jessica Alba and her ugly ass can be bitchy and conceited and have plastic surgery. And its just all o.k. because “she’s so hot”. But paris hilton gets butchered for being the same way. I think Jessica alba is uglier then Paris Hilton!

holly your so right. i think albatross is hideous, shes more nasty that paris, but both of them have herpes. look
( lower lip..... im a med student, and this is NO ordinary cold sore!!!! LOL )

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/jessica-alba-ff2-premi...

fuckin whore, its so obvious how she gets (on her knees or back ) roles in movies LOL

Are we being too harsh on J. Alba?!

^ ^ ^ nope, i think you should be a little MORE harsh, and the yellow writing, was she slipped a $50 for a lay? just curious, because she looks more like a tijuana hooker, 2 pesos will get you whatever you want...... no, not harsh at all, shes a black-hearted wicked, sick bitch.
she needs to get the FUCK over herself!!!!! Moelicious and Jackson, are you guys "getting past her 'hotness'" ? no hostility, i love how you called her a black heart!!!!

oh yeah, and the top pic shes pointing... thats crass, but thats what she IS.
just like the signing with a black sharpie... and in pic 2 her feet made me shudder, it looks like her feet her smashed into them, and her long, nasty monkey toes all comming out, looking like someone's baking bread in those hideous shoes, her cankles and all LOL in pic 3 shes got the "uggh! WHY do I have to be HERE?!" look on her fug face, and those leggings are ridiculous, plus her dress makes her look pregnant ( not JUST because of her pear shaped heavy bottom half ) and in pic 5 you can see her hairy pits and implant scars, pic 6 is just a joke. "im better than all of you who pay to see my crappy movies and i still hate you even though i make money off your asses" for gods sake! this bitch IS a joke, just GET OVER HER!!!!

To 35 and 37. It's the media that is telling us that she's hot. And her always talking about herself. Like someone said here, She only makes the Hot lists when she needs to promote something. Any other times, nobody cares.

It always looks like she's smelling crap.

I see her wearing these leggings alot. I think it's so her legs will look longer and thinner. I think she knows that her body is weird. Top half: long and skinny and bottom half short and stubby.

she's extremely pretty! but i can see why many ppl hate her attitude...

@55. That´s right. And that´s also the smell of herself.

Hey Jessica, Fuck you.

She's beautiful...I mean, I wish I could turn butch and grow a dick so I could have (kinda) hot lesbian sex with her.

But her sense of style...it makes the most chic of gay men weep for this generation of celebrities. How sad.

Theirs a guy named Vito who always posts how much he hates her if you go to the previous jessica alba threads he says the most awful things about her. He said that she wears depends because her asshole is so fucking big from getting fucked in it so much and she has big ugly feet and a giant P***y hole

Eve

@55. That´s right. And that´s also the smell of herself.

^ LOL!!!!! she always looks pissed off. excuse my soul-crushing sarcasm, but i guess its because people just "cant get past my(her) hotness" awwww... i feel so bad... your not hot, alba, i think ACTUAL shit is better looking than you.

Madonna

Hey Jessica, Fuck you.

i would love to say that to her face lol

"bastardly breaking news! jessica dumps cash-strated warren!
its all here, please read...

http://dlisted.com/node/13101#comments

broke up with him on the PHONE and sent an ASSISTANT to pack up his belonings and have him out of their house?! cruel, black hearted ego tistical BITCH

OMFG diz cunt is NOT pretty
shez a self hating WHORE
dat wearz layers of makeup
just to luk gud
face it JESSICA UGLY CUNT FACE HOE
U SUCK!

#64 yes, yes i agree!

sincity_owner, perhaps learn how to speak properly.

I never understood what ppl see in her she is nothing speaill that body is the uglliest thing I ever seen no ass or tits shess so uglyyy im diggest when i hear ppl say she is the hhottest girl not even close n neaver will beeeeee so ugly n i hope she hear im straight guy btw n guyss how do u bone over that shee what turns me off fucking uglyyyyyy piece of shittt ur so overateddd

Boerns

you need to shut the FUCK UP!
is that Proper enough for you

ALBA SUX!

Jessica set up her ownself to be insulted by the way she talks about people in interviews. Especially since she said that she doesn't see herself as being Latina. And the outfit looks like crap. What, BDSM 'R Us were having a sale on shoes?

I thought she was preety when she first came out but I just dont see it any more.

Check out this photo
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/14498/
she has hairy arm pits. Time for some BHAPC (Bastardly Hairy Arm Pit Cam) on that one.

She used to be all that when she was in dark angel but now I can't get past her attitude. Oh yeah, and she had manly hands.

She´s starting to look like the female version of Skeletor. Not good.

Sparks

Jessica set up her ownself to be insulted by the way she talks about people in interviews. Especially since she said that she doesn’t see herself as being Latina. And the outfit looks like crap. What, BDSM ‘R Us were having a sale on shoes?

^ ^ ^ bwwwwahahahahahah!!!!! her feet are ungodly huge, no matter WHAT shoes she wears, chucks, heels, flip flops, her feet are huge and just an UBER turn off.