24 Scandalous Comments

It's funny how you can have cellulite on someone that skinny.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 3:10pm

Actually looks good here. If I ran into her when she looked like this, I would hit it no problem. Nice job, photoshop professionals!

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 3:21pm

She looks so enthusiastic on the first photo....Not.
I wouldn't be too happy either if I had to wear that stupid friggin' hat.....Although she is probably getting paid a good amount money for it....at least smile!

It is a misnomer that cellulite has to do with being skinny. It's about muscle tone and exercise. Naturally skinny people get away with not exercising when they are young, and find it hard to adapt to the regiment when they are faced with the realities of getting older.....Case and point....Ms. Barton here.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 3:21pm

Man faced and built like a boy. No wonder fashion designers love her.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 3:37pm

I LOVE the purple tights. Mischa is a million kinds of awesome.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 4:19pm

That outfit is a major improvement over how she usually dresses.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 4:41pm

Johnny Bravo -
You don't have to be chunky to have cellulite, it actually has more to do with genetics.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 4:47pm

She has nasty, shapeless legs. They totally photoshopped them! Nasty.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 4:56pm

she is pretty, but sometimes she just takes bad pictures, well everyone does.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 6:01pm

she's lets's say OK, but she has very dull, empty eyes.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 6:37pm

Her entire body is just horrible and shapeless, there are no excuses for not working out when you have all the requirements--> Out of shape body, all the time in the world and most importantly money to spend.. Do it Mischa, hit the gym girl!

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 6:48pm

Wow really ugly person, and clothes.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 7:37pm

The word "manface" gets thrown aroung for nothing around here. She has a feminine and actually pretty face, but her look is just so dull and boring for some unknown reason. Maybe she's trying to be interesting with all of those outfits of her's, but I think she just looks crazy most of the time.

Johnny Bravo: Cellulite has nothing to do with how much you exercice...it's just in your genes. There's many fat women who have never exerciced and don't have an ounce of cellulite.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 7:50pm

what does she have on, is fucking stupid or something

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 8:41pm

She's not all that hot to be honest and in that first pic she looks like a fruit salad ffs!

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 @ 12:07am

with the shapeless legs she has (which is more obvious in the candids, since it looks like her legs might have been Photoshopped here), it's surprising that Skechers -- the shoe brand -- have asked her to be their spokesmodel.

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 @ 12:15am

She looks surprisingly good here.

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 @ 3:51am

She actually looks OK here. There's this girl on Home & Away called Belle and she looks like a pretty version of her. They're both skinny though.

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 @ 8:34am

Oh FFS...

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 @ 2:55pm

i'd pee in her butt

Friday, July 20th, 2007 @ 1:17am

All she needs to do is ditch the tacky clothes, eat a cheeseburger and stop tanning, and she'd look ultra hot.

Saturday, July 21st, 2007 @ 3:05am

Oh for godz sake people.
Shes a fashion icon and shes blatently gorgoeus!
stop being so criticaL!
ITS A MAGAZINE SHOOT.

GET OVER IT.

Sunday, August 19th, 2007 @ 12:49pm

she looks just like belle out of home and away i thought they were realated

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 6:14pm

what does she have on, is she fucking stupid or something

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 8:42pm

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