Tara Reid STILL Has a Mutant Stomach. God Damn.
Posted on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 3:28pm by Moelicious

Why doesn't she smack down some dough & get that shit fixed?! I mean, this type of stuff just can't be good for her career...
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seriously, is there no way to fix that? Where is all her money?!!?
She has an unique appeal.
Cute face, have to over look the fucked up bod. I'm still horny enough to hump her skanky ass.
Another thing why is the damn idiot in the ocean with her cellphone? Who does she think she's fooling, ain't nobody but her mama calling her.
Damn...she messed up her body....talk about bad lipo!
CAREER? What career? I agree, it wouldn't be good for her career if she had one, but what does she do?
Her stomach looks fairly normal in some photos so I'm thinking that her lack of muscle tone is allowing her ab skin to scrunch up in many poses. She really needs to hit the gym; Swiss ball ab crunches would do her some good.
Is that Pauly Shore on page 10 trying to pull of his David Beckham impersonation! HA
With so many good plastic surgeons in LA, it's amazing that she picked the worst one who also seemed to have a very dull knife.
There's no fixing that. She has permanent damage/scarring underneath her skin from a botched lipo job. If she loses more weight, the scarring/damage will stand out even more.
Those implants are awful. Too large for her frame, not enough skin to cover them, so they hang way too low.
That is one wretched creature.
eww! She also has major lipo damage on her thighs! (pic 6)
Lipo is for small bumps on your body that you can't get rid of with diet and exercise. It is NOT a fullbody weightloss technique! Look at the hack job on this chick! yuck!
So yeah...doing shots of tequila with your doctor right before plastic surgery? Bad idea jeans...
No that isn't pauly shore on page 10
pauly has less hair and a heap more skin damage from all that coke he snorted
not to mention, tara isn't up to his cheap whore standards.
ALSO:
The "gay boy" in the picture is just one of her fem-male klingons that came
complete with a belly button piercing...
just to give you an indicator of who she's hanging with now days.
Why did she get the lipo in the first place? I can't figure it out..
The rack is nice, though. Motorboats galore (in keeping with the water theme). Other than that, she's now only good for the occasional blowjob.
Pretty face. Nice rack. Blondie loves to party and have fun. Sorry, I can overlook a few of her imperfections. And, she's probably one great lay!
Wierd....
Nice belly button ring on the dude in pic #10. What's up with that?
"Start the reactor. Free Mars... "
Her thighs are a mess. I know exercise is sooooo 1999, but it works.
SHe looks happy though.
Her stomach looks like it's making a sad face. Poor thing. I've always found her unattractive and I definitely still do.
I think "Larry" is Tara in disguise. Admit it, mate! We know it's you!
In all honesty though, the nicest thing I can say here is that her teeth are quite white and lovely.
I don't understand why she had lipo. She was fine before.
it's a shame her stomach is disfigured because she's looking pretty good these days. it isn't really her fault her liposuction didn't work out...i think she's already had several reconstructive surgeries to get it looking the way it does. i'm sure she worries about getting it fixed all the time...it's not like she doesn't know its odd-looking.
Daaaaaayyyuuuuuuuuummm!!!!! Completely fucked up. This is some freaky shit man!!! I've seen it before but it has gotten worse. Wow!
That's the surgeon's fault. When she had her tummy tuc, they should have relocated her navel to stretch out the skin of the upper abdomen. Now that she's healed and the skin has scarred down, it would be very difficult to relocate and stretch out the skin, without making many puckers in the lower abdomen.
So, it would be very hard to have it fixed. Of course, it she puts on some weight, the sag won't be as obvious.
i saw an old issue of maxim yesterday and remembered how hot she was back in the day, but now? really not so much.
this bitch was never hot or pretty but was ok and cute on her best day...but now, this is just sad...so very sad. There is this chick on ebay that sells clothes, bragging she is so hot and shit with huge, fake tits that are almost purple because of strehcted out skin and veins and a sucked out stomach LOL!!...you guys are finding this disgusting but if you ask Tara, she is the shit. Bitches like this have the greatest self-esteem ever.
If she wore a very tight full body stocking, she might still look hot. In the meantime, it's hit the gym and do lots of PSAs about not mixing alcohol with elective surgery. Build up good karma that someone figures out a way to fix most of the damage.
that's what happens when you get liposuction and don't work out the abs to balance it out and maintain.
...and when is she going to finally run out of money? she never was a big earner in the movies, and hasn't been cast in anything significant since american pie 2.
if she would clean up her act and follow a training regimen, she could be so fucking hot. shame....
The only good thing that can be said about her is nice boob job! They look really natural now...
Ew ffs that just put me off wanting to tickle her pooper.
32 33 34 38 dumbest nutjobs!
Well she seems to not give a shit. and that's a good thing for her. But yeah if I was her and had her money I'd try to make it look better.
40 dumbest nutjob
42 i see your a creative nutjob!
wtf is thaatt???? where is God?? i almost got blind..
*Vomits*
Did she get like corrective surgery or something after the alien spawn popped out of her sternum?
haha....when I was looking at pg 10 I was thinking "is that a younger, blonder version of pauly shore?"...guess I wasn't the only one who thought that!
43, lick my shit
She probably bit one of his nuts off, but he definately got her back.
Believe it or not - that is the "fixed" version. It used to be worse.
Should have lipo'd her inner thighs.
And let's not forget about those nasty scarred up nips.
The largest arguement for hitting the gym instead of going under the knife!! They should put her pictures in ads across the country for kids to see. hehe She'll become the new boogie-man..er, woman...
Kuato.
Looks like Courtney Love is sharing her surgeon with this slut
Her stomach looks like the sorting hat from Harry Potter.
this bitch was never hot or pretty but was ok and cute on her best day...but now, this is just sad...so very sad. There is this chick on ebay that sells clothes, bragging she is so hot and shit with huge, fake tits that are almost purple because of strehcted out skin and veins and a sucked out stomach LOL!!...you guys are finding this disgusting but if you ask Tara, she is the shit. Bitches like this have the greatest self-esteem ever.
damn, bastardly acting up twice in a row today...not cool.
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